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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Trip Tattoo Deer Antler
  06/30/25
wow lol
Big senate background story
  06/30/25
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Lemon sweet tailpipe
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Big senate background story
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Trip Tattoo Deer Antler
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
naked school cafeteria
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Trip Tattoo Deer Antler
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
bistre police squad boltzmann
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
pea-brained mad cow disease
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Big senate background story
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
motley crackhouse gunner
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Trip Tattoo Deer Antler
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
pea-brained mad cow disease
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
ocher trailer park new version
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Big senate background story
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Trip Tattoo Deer Antler
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Shimmering stage feces
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
shaky kitchen
  06/30/25
...
seedy topaz fat ankles
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Bright Zippy Stain
  06/30/25
...
Trip Tattoo Deer Antler
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Snowy slippery shitlib hall
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
floppy mental disorder
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
filthy tanning salon
  06/30/25
...
motley crackhouse gunner
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
ocher trailer park new version
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
dashing forum puppy
  07/01/25
...
floppy mental disorder
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
Razzmatazz shivering crotch den
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Arrogant jewess
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Costumed Bat-shit-crazy Point Becky
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
pink excitant therapy
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Exhilarant base boistinker
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Lavender bisexual step-uncle's house
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Trip Tattoo Deer Antler

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Big senate background story

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Lemon sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Big senate background story

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Trip Tattoo Deer Antler

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: naked school cafeteria

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Trip Tattoo Deer Antler

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: bistre police squad boltzmann

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: pea-brained mad cow disease

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Big senate background story

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: motley crackhouse gunner

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Trip Tattoo Deer Antler

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: pea-brained mad cow disease

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: ocher trailer park new version

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Big senate background story

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Trip Tattoo Deer Antler

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Shimmering stage feces

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: shaky kitchen

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: seedy topaz fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Bright Zippy Stain

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Trip Tattoo Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Snowy slippery shitlib hall

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: floppy mental disorder

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: filthy tanning salon

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: motley crackhouse gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: ocher trailer park new version

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: dashing forum puppy

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: floppy mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Razzmatazz shivering crotch den

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Arrogant jewess

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Costumed Bat-shit-crazy Point Becky

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: pink excitant therapy

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Exhilarant base boistinker

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Lavender bisexual step-uncle's house

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065360)