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Your wife falls off a cruise ship. Do you jump in?

Or did you push her off?
Fishy scourge upon the earth idiot
  07/06/25
I'm improvising soccer-style chants in support of the ocean.
lime motley water buffalo
  07/06/25
underrated
Autistic Sepia School Cafeteria Striped Hyena
  07/06/25
THIS.
Brass stead newt
  07/06/25
Gotta jump in after I push her off, for the optics and all. ...
dashing idea he suggested
  07/06/25
Lol
Clear Aromatic Pit
  07/06/25
lmao, even.
Costumed people who are hurt pozpig
  07/06/25
In fact, lmfao
Irradiated gunner
  07/06/25
...
Fishy scourge upon the earth idiot
  07/06/25
...
Costumed people who are hurt pozpig
  07/06/25
jump right in TO MY NEW LIFE AMIRIGHT?!?!
amber box office trump supporter
  07/06/25
Of course
Henna Boyish Toilet Seat
  07/06/25
Now assume she has no crack or fentanyl on her
navy potus
  07/06/25
I'm an extremely strong swimmer
Henna Boyish Toilet Seat
  07/06/25
is it the whole stash we brought onboard or is there some le...
Costumed people who are hurt pozpig
  07/06/25
No
mischievous goyim
  07/06/25
*you see her smiling waving at you one floor below as you hu...
Canary tanning salon
  07/06/25
you have to grab a flotation device and make sure someone kn...
unholy curious dog poop native
  07/06/25
You grab all the floatation devices in sight and hide them
navy potus
  07/06/25
fair. can't say i'd hide them all, but my wife deserves most...
unholy curious dog poop native
  07/06/25
okay, I lol’d
big angry hunting ground whorehouse
  07/06/25
...
floppy ebony coffee pot halford
  07/07/25
No, can’t risk my kids growing up without both parents...
iridescent concupiscible boltzmann
  07/06/25
Tell is about her perky tits.
Irradiated gunner
  07/06/25
noble
unholy curious dog poop native
  07/06/25
...
floppy ebony coffee pot halford
  07/07/25
...
ungodly cerise brethren
  07/07/25
...
iridescent concupiscible boltzmann
  07/07/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Fishy scourge upon the earth idiot

Or did you push her off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076357)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: lime motley water buffalo

I'm improvising soccer-style chants in support of the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076363)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Autistic Sepia School Cafeteria Striped Hyena

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077584)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Brass stead newt

THIS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077770)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: dashing idea he suggested

Gotta jump in after I push her off, for the optics and all. Need to hold her under the water to ensure the job is done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076369)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Clear Aromatic Pit

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076371)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: Costumed people who are hurt pozpig

lmao, even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076383)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Irradiated gunner

In fact, lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076423)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Fishy scourge upon the earth idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076444)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Costumed people who are hurt pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076908)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: amber box office trump supporter

jump right in TO MY NEW LIFE AMIRIGHT?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076452)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Henna Boyish Toilet Seat

Of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076912)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: navy potus

Now assume she has no crack or fentanyl on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077046)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: Henna Boyish Toilet Seat

I'm an extremely strong swimmer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077051)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Costumed people who are hurt pozpig

is it the whole stash we brought onboard or is there some left back in our…well, i guess, my…room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077765)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: mischievous goyim

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076917)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Canary tanning salon

*you see her smiling waving at you one floor below as you hurl yourself off into the pitch black sea*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076919)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: unholy curious dog poop native

you have to grab a flotation device and make sure someone knows you jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076931)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: navy potus

You grab all the floatation devices in sight and hide them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: unholy curious dog poop native

fair. can't say i'd hide them all, but my wife deserves most to be hidden on most jumps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077532)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: big angry hunting ground whorehouse

okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077534)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:03 AM
Author: floppy ebony coffee pot halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077969)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: iridescent concupiscible boltzmann

No, can’t risk my kids growing up without both parents. They’ll be much better off with their dad and their new mom (she’s 19).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077591)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Irradiated gunner

Tell is about her perky tits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077594)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: unholy curious dog poop native

noble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077595)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: floppy ebony coffee pot halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077971)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: ungodly cerise brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49078765)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: iridescent concupiscible boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49079489)