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This wrestlemania card is a complete steaming pile of SHIT (DDC)

Don't really watch WWF anymore and a look at this dogshit ca...
stirring emerald brunch
  04/05/24
this year too. looks like it has TWO WATCHABLE MATCHES out o...
Diamond Dallas Trump
  04/15/25
They're just cooled in general, and then with no Sami and no...
Aspie Pickup Line
  04/15/25
I don't even watch it anymore so I have NO IDEA what they've...
Diamond Dallas Trump
  04/17/25
Cr. And apparently they didn't even do the Cena heel thing r...
.;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,
  04/17/25
It's too bad they never did the Shield triple threat. Co...
Aspie Pickup Line
  04/17/25
Cr. Weak card, brother.
Voodoo Child
  04/17/25
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Traditional Latin ass
  04/17/25
They should have done Clothmo Punk vs Stone Cold
Traditional Latin ass
  04/17/25


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Date: April 5th, 2024 3:49 AM
Author: stirring emerald brunch

Don't really watch WWF anymore and a look at this dogshit card perfectly explains why:

-Seth Rollins in *two* main event level matches. This geek should be jobbing on the preshow

-Rock wasted in a stupid tag match. It should be a triple threat for the belt so cody can get the rub for going over him

-these uso fucks are complete jobbers and don't deserve their own feud. they should be jobbing to some random luchadore tag team on the preshow

-tag team title ladder match with a bunch of garbage teams nobody cares about, any of which would get jobbed out in a 2 minute squash to any REAL tag team like the steiner bros, harlem heat, legion of doom, nasty bois, etc.

-a bunch of stupid fucking women's matches being presented as legitimate athletic contests. These whores should all be wrestling in bra and panty matches or something similar except they can't even do that because most of them aren't hot

-Randy Orton and Bobby Lashley wasted in stupid midcard/undercard feuds. Both of these guys are studs with great looks who can work and should always be very close to the top of the card. In fact, Orton would have been the perfect partner for Cody in the big tag match because they came up together and were in a stable.

-Killer Kross is completely wasted in a stupid stable. I saw this guy in TNA and other feds and I know he can work, has decent size/look, and is good on the stick. I haven't watched any of this shitshow but I already know, this being WWF, that he's been paired with two "monsters" and then likely given 50/50 booking, ruining their credibility

LA Knight vs. AJ Styles: this is the one thing they did right and is probably a great feud. I knew that Eli Drake was an elite talent from the first time I saw him pick up a mic in TNA when nobody knew who he he was so I'm incredibly happy to see him make it on his own terms, running his own gimmick. WWF was stupid enough to try to make him a jobber with a shit gimmick but he could not be denied. Then on the other hand, AJ Styles has always been thought of as a workrate-only guy, but I think his character work as a heel or tweener is incredibly underrated and I find him entertaining in that role. Add in the fact that for some reason, he is completely roided out right now, and this is an intriguing little match. I watched one segment with these two, and as predicted, they delivered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513764&forum_id=2#47557132)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 7:17 AM
Author: Diamond Dallas Trump

this year too. looks like it has TWO WATCHABLE MATCHES out of two full nights of wrestling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513764&forum_id=2#48848551)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Aspie Pickup Line

They're just cooled in general, and then with no Sami and no KO they were effectively down to a handful of marketable stars. Not sure what more they could've done in that respect. They put together two interesting main events and then kinda shrugged their way through the rest of the card.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513764&forum_id=2#48848729)



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Date: April 17th, 2025 12:43 AM
Author: Diamond Dallas Trump

I don't even watch it anymore so I have NO IDEA what they've done for the build, but none of these matches are going to do anything for anyone.

reigns/punk/rollins: this is just a historically weird pairing because you only have 2/3 of the shield, and then the guy who was one of their first feuds. these guys all could have been better used elsewhere.

cody/cena: this is OK but Orton has history and is a better opponent for cody

styles/paul: i don't know how much AJ has left in the tank or if paul is a talent to invest in long-term, but ASSUMING that AJ is about done and paul is a guy worth elevating this is OK

Lesnar/nobody: completely stupid to keep brock off the card

A bunch of women's matches: there should be ONE match with women in it for all of wrestlemania. Only exception to this rule is if they put together a worked shoot angle with spouses in a mixed tag match.

LA Night vs Fatu: I have no idea who this Fatu guy is but Eli Drake was great in TNA and should be feuding with a real star who can elevate him. Probably Cena or Punk.

chad gable vs rey mysterio: neither of these guys should be on the card and this is why these two-night wrestlemania debacles should stop

Gunther vs Uso: another stupid match. you can't put a tag-team scrub like uso over Gunther, and beating uso does nothing for gunther. Trying to elevate "Uso" is retarded to begin with. He is a tag-team for life guy like a budget version of Santana & Ortiz and should never be in a top program as a singles guy.

bronn breakker/balor/penta/mysterio: another completely retarded match. you are wasting breakker when he could go wrestle a banger with gunther. balor could fight AJ styles in a match with some history behind it. or penta vs AJ is also a good match. or penta/AJ/balor would also be great. but what they put together is shit. and dom mysterio should be out of the business

priest/drew: huge waste of drew and priest should be out of the business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513764&forum_id=2#48855954)



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Date: April 17th, 2025 2:43 AM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,


Cr. And apparently they didn't even do the Cena heel thing right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513764&forum_id=2#48856018)



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Date: April 17th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Aspie Pickup Line

It's too bad they never did the Shield triple threat.

Cody/Cena is the money match, however it's actually go to play out, so I get it.

AJ said he's retiring in 2-3 years but can still completely go in the ring.

Brock is probably done for good. They were going to bring him back at the Rumble last year but he was revealed as the guy Vince was essentially pimping his assistant to, so it would probably be way more scandal than it's worth (and he's happy on his farm anyway).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513764&forum_id=2#48856508)



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Date: April 17th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: Voodoo Child

Cr. Weak card, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513764&forum_id=2#48856000)



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Date: April 17th, 2025 1:52 AM
Author: Traditional Latin ass



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Date: April 17th, 2025 1:52 AM
Author: Traditional Latin ass

They should have done Clothmo Punk vs Stone Cold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513764&forum_id=2#48856011)