I am the little man who smokes & smokes.

I am the girl who does know better but.

I am the king of the pool.

I am so wise I had my mouth sewn shut.

I am a government official & a goddamned fool.

I am a lady who takes jokes.

I am the enemy of the mind.

I am the auto salesman and lóve you.

I am a teenage cancer, with a plan.

I am the blackt-out man.

I am the woman powerful as a zoo.

I am two eyes screwed to my set, whose blind—

It is the Fourth of July.

Collect: while the dying man,

forgone by you creator, who forgives,

is gasping 'Thomas Jefferson still lives'

in vain, in vain, in vain.

I am Henry Pussy-cat! My whiskers fly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527920&forum_id=2#47656572)