Date: March 15th, 2025 4:57 AM
Author: Superbman
i'm pretty IDGAF w/r/t public opinion, but this was a bit much, even by my standards.
she'd already pulled up in her car earlier this evening and witnessed the precise moment i was climbing out of my window, straddling both legs in the most ridiculous position imaginable, then leaping 5 feet onto the ground below our apartment building. she looked horrified.
she just moved in, so this is her first impression of me.
now, moments ago, i charged my frontdoor with my full body weight multiple times and knocked it off its hinges to regain ingress to my own home at 3AM.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5694456&forum_id=2#48749331)