assume for the purposes of the hypo that they are your current age and you cannot change their circumstances (e.g. you cannot will yourself into being sane and employable as arkan, you can't get hair transplants as spaceporn).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2#48923809)

This is a split decision. I like Arkan more as a person and think he has more redeeming qualities, but I think with his mental illness his life is torture. Spaceporn at least nominally has a normal life and gets to argue Big Federal Cases like the one where the mailman tooted a horn that caused an accident in a Negligent Act of Horseplay.

I'd rather be Arkan if I had any agency to change my circumstances but if I have locked in syndrome maybe spaceporn because he at least has an Asian Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2#48923817)

"Your Honor, if I may... your Honor... What I have been trying to tell you, is that the mail man is a FEDERAL employee. He works for this thing called, you know, the GOVERNMENT. And we have to hold them accountable. To, you know, a higher standard. This is the government we're talking about. And he engaged in a negligent act of horseplay. I am telling you this. This is all true, okay? FE-DE-RAL"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2#48923854)

https://i.imgur.com/LmfPQyx.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2#48923954)

He has a fat black girlfriend of many years. I think they're engaged. She is a massive libtard. So is he. To be fair she is really nice and has a good personality aside from sperging about woke topics. Did he make out okay given the circumstances?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2#48923964)

She also really likes to do dishes and household chores. At dinner she is always the first to run around and pick up everyone's plates. It's awkward because there's a bunch of lazy white people sitting around the table and the black lady is rushing around to clear it and do dishes so we all get up to help her to avoid our own white guilt. But she's always like nah, it's okay, sit there and chill. She likes being a maid for whites for some reason. But we never ask her to do this. She's just really motivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2#48924002)