Just heard a 180000 groomsman speech lmao
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Date: June 15th, 2025 2:51 AM Author: clarks
After the tears of the maid of honor and her “sorority memories” and tears and TALL MEN and how the groom “better behave or the Tall men in the room will come for him!”
The groomsman gets up with an ear to ear grin on his face. Barely standing and swaying. First things he says after looking around with a huge smile for 10-15 seconds is “it looks like a sex offender registry waiting room in here!”
Followed by some guy with a loud pitch fratty laugh in the background and a few stray laughs and a silence. Then he goes on and on about nonsense but we were all laughing the whole time. Someone got up to try to charge at a second guy.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738020&forum_id=2#49016837) |
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