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Latest revisionist history is that Troy was critically acclaimed
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Date: May 14th, 2026 11:20 AM Author: vibrant native messiness Everyone acts like it's a classic when it was pretty poorly received when it came out. When did everyone start loving this movie? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2#49885268) |
Date: May 14th, 2026 11:21 AM Author: talented onyx crotch theatre It looks like Amadeus compared to what Nolan is outputting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2#49885270) |
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Date: May 14th, 2026 11:25 AM Author: vibrant native messiness Maybe it'll be better than The Odyssey but it's still slop that completely changed the story and had a lot of poor performances. Eric Bana keeps it from being complete shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2#49885277) |
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Date: May 15th, 2026 9:18 AM Author: glittery liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2#49885598) |
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Date: May 15th, 2026 9:58 AM Author: Charcoal submissive police squad the movie isnt even out yet you fucking nigger
troy sucked fat donkey nuts |
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Date: May 15th, 2026 10:01 AM Author: abusive travel guidebook Sorry, Christopher, I'm sure it will get in everywhere it applies. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2#49885714) |
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Date: May 15th, 2026 10:02 AM Author: Charcoal submissive police squad (Wolfgang Petersen's ghost) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2#49885719) |
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Date: May 14th, 2026 11:21 AM Author: Canary coldplay fan kitty cat It was a masterpiece compared to any "films" released today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2#49885273) |
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Date: May 14th, 2026 11:44 AM Author: wonderful disturbing garrison no one liked this movie or thought it was anything other than prenatal capeshit. eric bana is cute though imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2#49885302) |
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Date: May 14th, 2026 11:47 AM Author: Histrionic ceo boiling water stunting/choreography/acting/cinematography/character development/special effects/cgi were all top notch and are infinitely better than any of the crap that comes out today. it got knocked for "historical accuracy" by faggot "historians". top 100 film of all time for sure. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2#49885310) |
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Date: May 15th, 2026 9:03 AM Author: Lemon personal credit line people who are hurt Fantastic 1800000 WHITE cast Brad Pitt is 180, simple as. Should have gotten Oscar nom. "The gods envy us" and the death of Patroclus are incredible scenes. Peter O'Toole Wisely didn't try to have CGI gods floating around |
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Date: May 15th, 2026 9:14 AM Author: Cerise Gas Station Wrinkle It was panned when it came out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2#49885588) |
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Date: May 15th, 2026 9:18 AM Author: comical garnet mexican yeah troy got pretty bad reviews, i remember seeing it in the theater, it wasnt very good, though brad pitt did look great in it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2#49885597) |
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Date: May 15th, 2026 9:20 AM Author: glittery liquid oxygen The action was good. Disappointing for such an important film at the time. However now that media is become so slopified people rewatching it review it more favorably than they did at the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2#49885602) |
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Date: May 15th, 2026 9:26 AM Author: comical garnet mexican maybe ill give it another watch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2#49885624) |
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Date: May 15th, 2026 9:32 AM Author: abusive travel guidebook It wasn't exactly supposed to be a summer blockbuster. It had an R rating after all. I liked it at the time and said so to many people. Good action movie with tits and it has an awesome historical backdrop. How did it disappoint again? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2#49885636) |
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Date: May 15th, 2026 9:44 AM Author: glittery liquid oxygen I haven't watched it in years so I cannot tell you why I was disappointed specifically, but I do recall being disappointed, and my experience wasn't unique and is reflected in the reviews at the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2#49885671) |
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Date: May 15th, 2026 9:57 AM Author: Dark twinkling uncleanness kitchen A lot of lithping fags complained that it WASN'T FAITHFUL TO THE ILIAD!! And there was a general backlash against Orlando Bloom for being a prettyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2#49885702) |
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Date: May 15th, 2026 10:00 AM Author: abusive travel guidebook Bloom is an annoying bitch but I think that's his part and it's juxtaposed against Pitt, who is this super alpha.
I've probably watched Troy more than anyone on the bort. I even let my kids watch it. |
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Date: May 15th, 2026 10:00 AM Author: glittery liquid oxygen I remember Eric Bana's performance being shitty and I don't think I was the only one considering how his career went. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2#49885708) |
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Date: May 15th, 2026 10:02 AM Author: abusive travel guidebook OToole was the terrible one. Totally mailed it in but he's dead like a year later. Brian Cox was awesome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2#49885718) |
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Date: May 15th, 2026 10:07 AM Author: glittery liquid oxygen Don't remember them at all. I've been meaning to rewatch Troy before this thread, and now I will. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2#49885736) |
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Date: May 15th, 2026 10:09 AM Author: abusive travel guidebook Getting the part meant getting to watch Brad Pitt on set with his own eyes, which is a sight that left Cox gobsmacked. As the actor recalled, “I remember at one point being agog at Brad. He’d never been in costumes like that… Brad walked on set and my jaw was down because he was so stunningly beautiful. I’m straight but I thought, ‘Wow, my God! This guy is stunning.’ What chance does one have on the screen against this beautiful, beautiful man?”
Pitt did a shitload of steroids for the part |
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Date: May 15th, 2026 9:59 AM Author: abusive travel guidebook Some of my favorite movies got terrible reception. Apocalypto is an excellent example. Perfect movie and possibly my favorite. 60% favorable reviews. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2#49885705) |
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Date: May 15th, 2026 9:59 AM Author: Charcoal submissive police squad it's just nostalgiaslop
there is now an entire cultural habit of saying of "weren't things great back then" if even something was objectively utter horseshit. the shit didn't smell better, it was just different colored shit. |
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Date: May 15th, 2026 10:06 AM Author: glittery liquid oxygen You're not going to gaslight me into thinking media is just as good today as it was before. You'd agree that media changes, right? Which inherently means the quality changes, which is subjective.
*I* think Troy is better relative to the average movie released today, and I think is was worse relative the average movie released at the time. This isn't nostalgiaslop, it's me just not liking most shit released today. |
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Date: May 15th, 2026 10:10 AM Author: Charcoal submissive police squad there were a lot of shitty movies released back then and troy is one of them. it's like holding up transformers as some great paragon of the past
there were more *good* movies released 20 years ago, but that doesn't make the shitty ones any less shitty. |
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Date: May 15th, 2026 10:14 AM Author: glittery liquid oxygen Yes it does, because whether something is "good" or "shit" is an opinion on it's quality relative to everything else. It was shit at the time but it's good relative to 2026 slop. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2#49885754) |
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Date: May 15th, 2026 10:10 AM Author: Cracking Range Clown You're right but you're arguing with a miserable know it all faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2#49885741) |
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Date: May 15th, 2026 9:24 AM Author: abusive travel guidebook I think it's being appreciated. It's a great mix of action with the spectacle of those old Hollywood epics. Brad Pitt on literal steroids and naked no less. An amazing cast. Brian Cox, Orlando Bloom and hot chicks with an R rating.
I tried to rewatch the Alexander movie about a year ago and it was garbage.
Don't get me started on John Carter. |
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Date: May 15th, 2026 10:01 AM Author: splenetic partner the idea that the police chief from super troopers can also pass as a ancient greek warlord king is 180. Brian Cox has some range. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2#49885713) |
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Date: May 15th, 2026 10:04 AM Author: abusive travel guidebook I honestly didn't appreciate him properly until Succession (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2#49885721) |
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Date: May 15th, 2026 11:53 AM Author: opaque trailer park macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2#49885939) |
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Date: May 15th, 2026 10:23 AM Author: impressive duck-like ape parlour I recall it having pacing issues and being unfavorably compared to Gladiator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2#49885760) |
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Date: May 15th, 2026 11:52 AM Author: light sick lay Troy have no pace!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2#49885937) |