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oomox tp were you around for the SP bathmats / night vision goggles incident?

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butt cheeks
  05/19/26
I was not, sounds 180, please ELUCIDATE
oomox
  05/19/26
Oh gosh I'm going to miss some details, others can correct. ...
butt cheeks
  05/19/26
I missed this too pls explain
cucumbers
  05/19/26
gunner, butt cheeks and i (maybe others) convinced spaceporn...
god used the fatify app on me
  05/19/26
LJL cr and also see above
butt cheeks
  05/19/26
Pls explain the bathmats and cum jars.
cucumbers
  05/19/26


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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:24 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2#49889704)



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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:25 AM
Author: oomox

I was not, sounds 180, please ELUCIDATE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2#49889713)



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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:33 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)

Oh gosh I'm going to miss some details, others can correct. But it's my favorite of all the various SP sagas. I just bumped some contemporaneous threads.

It involved some poasting luminaries such as TBF, Zurich, Hegemon, gunneratttt, MASE, others will put up their hands. Someone posted some throwaway comment about us watching SP in his house with night vision optical devices. SP freaked out, everyone spontaneously reacted. Within hours, SP was convinced that a secret cabal had obtained high powered NVODs and were monitoring his house ready to kill him. This cabal had bath mats with pictures of SP's family made and were using them in their homes. Then the bath mats had SP's family's pics, but the eyes had been scratched out of the photos. Then poasters were using these bath mats with scratched out eyes to masturbate to, and were masturbating into jars and storing the cum jars. And then some other shit I don't remember now. SP believed all of it and freaked out. It sounds mean, but it was funny, partly because it was so preposterous that SP would believe any of this. Good times, good times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2#49889730)



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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:27 AM
Author: cucumbers

I missed this too pls explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2#49889718)



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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:33 AM
Author: god used the fatify app on me ((zurich is stained))

gunner, butt cheeks and i (maybe others) convinced spaceporn we'd broken into his house with night vision goggles and looked at his family or something absolutely insane and he believed it. that was when i started thinking he was running elaborate flame because who would believe that.

this was in 2023 when he went on his first insane outing spree of me, poasting my firm profile and everything. i responded by lolling at him and turning my spacepornthreading up to 10. i remember driving to the bowling alley with my kids on a sunday and looking at the board and the front page had at least five threads with my name, ljl.

and this thread is what set all that off: https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5333351&mc=80&forum_id=2

he'd outed me in 2020 and emailed me at my firm address and i left him alone. i made the squirrel thread and he started outing me and i realized nothing was going to happen to me so i just started mocking, defaming and harassing until i couldn't mock, defame or harass any further.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2#49889729)



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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)

LJL cr and also see above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2#49889732)



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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: cucumbers

Pls explain the bathmats and cum jars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2#49889734)