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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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Puce Puppy
  06/27/25
i support islam now
lime buck-toothed really tough guy dilemma
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beta halford hall
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
Bronze affirmative action mood
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
Puce Puppy
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
Bronze affirmative action mood
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autistic forum ceo
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Clear tattoo
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Appetizing harsh bawdyhouse
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crusty electric furnace idea he suggested
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crusty electric furnace idea he suggested
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
french home fanboi
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peach temple selfie
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
Clear tattoo
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
fishy corn cake lodge
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
Clear tattoo
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
Bronze affirmative action mood
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
Clear tattoo
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passionate adulterous market turdskin
  06/27/25
It's both
Self-centered Business Firm Cumskin
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Appetizing harsh bawdyhouse
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
Burgundy Boiling Water Macaca
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
spectacular snowy cuckoldry goyim
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
lime buck-toothed really tough guy dilemma
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
Pale underhanded stag film
  06/27/25
lmfao
fishy corn cake lodge
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
Up-to-no-good trip station genital piercing
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
Appetizing harsh bawdyhouse
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
Up-to-no-good trip station genital piercing
  06/27/25
lmao
crusty electric furnace idea he suggested
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
Bronze affirmative action mood
  06/27/25
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Mint Garrison Son Of Senegal
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
crusty electric furnace idea he suggested
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
Mischievous opaque crackhouse candlestick maker
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
crusty electric furnace idea he suggested
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
Clear tattoo
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
Mischievous opaque crackhouse candlestick maker
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
Clear tattoo
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
Appetizing harsh bawdyhouse
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
Up-to-no-good trip station genital piercing
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
crusty electric furnace idea he suggested
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
Appetizing harsh bawdyhouse
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
Laughsome prole
  06/27/25
TiTscR
offensive black resort
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
Puce Puppy
  06/27/25
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Puce Puppy
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
Burgundy Boiling Water Macaca
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
aromatic area
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
bull headed stimulating parlor ladyboy
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
glittery den mad-dog skullcap
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
flatulent exhilarant university
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
aromatic area
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
submissive stain hominid
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
spectacular snowy cuckoldry goyim
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
crusty electric furnace idea he suggested
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
flatulent exhilarant university
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
aromatic area
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Puce Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054167)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: lime buck-toothed really tough guy dilemma

i support islam now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054170)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: beta halford hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054401)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Bronze affirmative action mood

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Puce Puppy

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Bronze affirmative action mood

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: autistic forum ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054439)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Clear tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Appetizing harsh bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055201)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: crusty electric furnace idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: crusty electric furnace idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: french home fanboi

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: peach temple selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Clear tattoo

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: fishy corn cake lodge

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Clear tattoo

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Bronze affirmative action mood

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Clear tattoo

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: passionate adulterous market turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054640)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Self-centered Business Firm Cumskin

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Appetizing harsh bawdyhouse



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Burgundy Boiling Water Macaca

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: spectacular snowy cuckoldry goyim

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: lime buck-toothed really tough guy dilemma

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Pale underhanded stag film

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: fishy corn cake lodge

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good trip station genital piercing

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Appetizing harsh bawdyhouse

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good trip station genital piercing

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: crusty electric furnace idea he suggested

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Bronze affirmative action mood

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: Mint Garrison Son Of Senegal



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: crusty electric furnace idea he suggested

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Mischievous opaque crackhouse candlestick maker

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: crusty electric furnace idea he suggested

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Clear tattoo

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Mischievous opaque crackhouse candlestick maker

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Clear tattoo

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Appetizing harsh bawdyhouse

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good trip station genital piercing

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: crusty electric furnace idea he suggested

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Appetizing harsh bawdyhouse

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Laughsome prole

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: offensive black resort

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Puce Puppy

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Puce Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Burgundy Boiling Water Macaca

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: aromatic area

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: bull headed stimulating parlor ladyboy

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: glittery den mad-dog skullcap

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: flatulent exhilarant university

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: aromatic area

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: submissive stain hominid

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: spectacular snowy cuckoldry goyim

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: crusty electric furnace idea he suggested

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: flatulent exhilarant university

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: aromatic area

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055482)