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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Beady-eyed fishy newt filthpig
  06/30/25
wow lol
khaki supple hospital wagecucks
  06/30/25
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slippery address
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
khaki supple hospital wagecucks
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Beady-eyed fishy newt filthpig
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Free-loading gas station
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Beady-eyed fishy newt filthpig
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Learning disabled bearded sneaky criminal area
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Vibrant church building kitty
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
khaki supple hospital wagecucks
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
Ruddy demanding clown
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Beady-eyed fishy newt filthpig
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Vibrant church building kitty
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
maniacal submissive space mexican
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
khaki supple hospital wagecucks
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Beady-eyed fishy newt filthpig
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
canary sweet tailpipe laser beams
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
orchid aggressive principal's office
  06/30/25
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appetizing weed whacker national security agency
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
burgundy mentally impaired karate state
  06/30/25
...
Beady-eyed fishy newt filthpig
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
self-centered milky voyeur church
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
contagious forum
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Spruce range friendly grandma
  06/30/25
...
Ruddy demanding clown
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
maniacal submissive space mexican
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
Ebony filthy site
  07/01/25
...
contagious forum
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
Stimulating whorehouse
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Spectacular Fighting Set
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Histrionic bawdyhouse
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
pale motley market faggotry
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Effete Circlehead Codepig
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Onyx startled station knife
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Beady-eyed fishy newt filthpig

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: khaki supple hospital wagecucks

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: slippery address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: khaki supple hospital wagecucks

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Beady-eyed fishy newt filthpig

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Free-loading gas station

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Beady-eyed fishy newt filthpig

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Learning disabled bearded sneaky criminal area

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Vibrant church building kitty

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: khaki supple hospital wagecucks

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Ruddy demanding clown

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fishy newt filthpig

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Vibrant church building kitty

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: maniacal submissive space mexican

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: khaki supple hospital wagecucks

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Beady-eyed fishy newt filthpig

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: canary sweet tailpipe laser beams

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: orchid aggressive principal's office

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: appetizing weed whacker national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: burgundy mentally impaired karate state

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fishy newt filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: self-centered milky voyeur church

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: contagious forum

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Spruce range friendly grandma

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Ruddy demanding clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: maniacal submissive space mexican

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Ebony filthy site

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: contagious forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Stimulating whorehouse

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Spectacular Fighting Set

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Histrionic bawdyhouse

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: pale motley market faggotry

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Effete Circlehead Codepig

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Onyx startled station knife

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065360)