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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
Opaque Galvanic Headpube
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
Aromatic center becky
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
cracking jet-lagged rehab
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
Aromatic center becky
  07/14/25
100%
Orange corner mad cow disease
  07/15/25
FAG
Translucent thriller reading party
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
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  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
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Orange corner mad cow disease
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
Soul-stirring Cuck Feces
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
Opaque Galvanic Headpube
  07/14/25
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  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
Soul-stirring Cuck Feces
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
Opaque Galvanic Headpube
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Soul-stirring Cuck Feces
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
Opaque Galvanic Headpube
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
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  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
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  07/15/25
Lol
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  07/15/25
jfc 180
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Orange corner mad cow disease
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At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
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  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
red forum hairy legs
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
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  07/14/25
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cracking jet-lagged rehab
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Soul-stirring Cuck Feces
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Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
Opaque Galvanic Headpube
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
Aromatic center becky
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
Opaque Galvanic Headpube
  07/14/25
wut
Hateful Lodge
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
Opaque Galvanic Headpube
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
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we all have brother
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Orange corner mad cow disease
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Bespoke Marvelous Spot Gunner
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
Medicated slap-happy kitchen persian
  07/14/25
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Sinister frozen regret church building
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
Self-absorbed water buffalo
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
Bespoke Marvelous Spot Gunner
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
Dun Heaven
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
chrome patrolman
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
Carmine Bateful Cuckoldry University
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
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  07/14/25
Incredible thread
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  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
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  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
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Translucent thriller reading party
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Soul-stirring Cuck Feces
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Orange corner mad cow disease
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
Orange corner mad cow disease
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
Opaque Galvanic Headpube
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Opaque Galvanic Headpube

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Aromatic center becky

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: cracking jet-lagged rehab

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Aromatic center becky

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Orange corner mad cow disease

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Translucent thriller reading party

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: bisexual lemon brethren

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: ocher toaster library

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: red forum hairy legs



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Orange corner mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Cuck Feces

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Opaque Galvanic Headpube

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Autistic out-of-control sound barrier sanctuary



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Cuck Feces

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Opaque Galvanic Headpube

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Cuck Feces

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Opaque Galvanic Headpube

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Cuck Feces

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Bespoke Marvelous Spot Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: multi-colored cerise yarmulke

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Cuck Feces

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Translucent thriller reading party

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Orange corner mad cow disease



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: dashing crusty shrine wagecucks

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: red forum hairy legs

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Aromatic center becky

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: cracking jet-lagged rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Cuck Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Opaque Galvanic Headpube

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Aromatic center becky

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Opaque Galvanic Headpube

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Hateful Lodge

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Opaque Galvanic Headpube

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac prole

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Bespoke Marvelous Spot Gunner



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Primrose Travel Guidebook



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: provocative striped hyena



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Shivering fortuitous meteor



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: pale son of senegal



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Swashbuckling mauve parlor incel

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: provocative striped hyena

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: bisexual lemon brethren



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Curious associate



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Autistic out-of-control sound barrier sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Talented fluffy philosopher-king space



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Cuck Feces



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Harsh Stirring Depressive



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: big-titted gas station gay wizard



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Curious associate



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Orange corner mad cow disease

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Orange corner mad cow disease



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Bespoke Marvelous Spot Gunner



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Medicated slap-happy kitchen persian

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Sinister frozen regret church building



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Self-absorbed water buffalo

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Bespoke Marvelous Spot Gunner

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Dun Heaven

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: chrome patrolman

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Carmine Bateful Cuckoldry University

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Flushed impertinent church selfie

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Odious drab partner range

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: disturbing organic girlfriend

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: multi-colored cerise yarmulke

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Concupiscible Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Translucent thriller reading party



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Cuck Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Orange corner mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Orange corner mad cow disease

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Opaque Galvanic Headpube

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104451)