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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
beady-eyed hideous tanning salon
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
yapping floppy roommate
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
Jet juggernaut ceo
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
yapping floppy roommate
  07/14/25
100%
Emerald Misunderstood Market
  07/15/25
FAG
saffron awkward lay mother
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
grizzly hall legend
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
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vigorous spot
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Emerald Misunderstood Market
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"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
histrionic ocher dilemma preventive strike
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
beady-eyed hideous tanning salon
  07/14/25
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diverse goal in life
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
histrionic ocher dilemma preventive strike
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
beady-eyed hideous tanning salon
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
histrionic ocher dilemma preventive strike
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
beady-eyed hideous tanning salon
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
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racy cowardly brunch
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
Titillating sex offender step-uncle's house
  07/15/25
Lol
histrionic ocher dilemma preventive strike
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jfc 180
saffron awkward lay mother
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Emerald Misunderstood Market
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At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
supple adulterous theater
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
vigorous spot
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
yapping floppy roommate
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Jet juggernaut ceo
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histrionic ocher dilemma preventive strike
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Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
beady-eyed hideous tanning salon
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
yapping floppy roommate
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
beady-eyed hideous tanning salon
  07/14/25
wut
magical razzle boistinker stag film
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
beady-eyed hideous tanning salon
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
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No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
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Silver love of her life depressive
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we all have brother
Emerald Misunderstood Market
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Emerald Misunderstood Market
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racy cowardly brunch
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
vivacious plaza
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Stimulating opaque base
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
adventurous stead genital piercing
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Good poast moniker synergy
racy cowardly brunch
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
underhanded bawdyhouse jewess
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
Sinister Nofapping Pervert Theater Stage
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
embarrassed to the bone purple place of business trailer park
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
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Incredible thread
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  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
Glittery Box Office
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Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
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saffron awkward lay mother
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histrionic ocher dilemma preventive strike
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Emerald Misunderstood Market
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
Emerald Misunderstood Market
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
beady-eyed hideous tanning salon
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: beady-eyed hideous tanning salon

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: yapping floppy roommate

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Jet juggernaut ceo

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: yapping floppy roommate

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Emerald Misunderstood Market

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: saffron awkward lay mother

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: grizzly hall legend

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: kink-friendly fragrant national

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: vigorous spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101500)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Emerald Misunderstood Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: histrionic ocher dilemma preventive strike

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: beady-eyed hideous tanning salon

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: diverse goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: histrionic ocher dilemma preventive strike

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: beady-eyed hideous tanning salon

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: histrionic ocher dilemma preventive strike

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: beady-eyed hideous tanning salon

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: histrionic ocher dilemma preventive strike

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: racy cowardly brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Titillating sex offender step-uncle's house

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: histrionic ocher dilemma preventive strike

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: saffron awkward lay mother

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Emerald Misunderstood Market



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: supple adulterous theater

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: vigorous spot

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: yapping floppy roommate

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Jet juggernaut ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: histrionic ocher dilemma preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: beady-eyed hideous tanning salon

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: yapping floppy roommate

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: beady-eyed hideous tanning salon

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: magical razzle boistinker stag film

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed hideous tanning salon

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: lascivious psychic

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: racy cowardly brunch



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Bateful Bbw Keepsake Machete



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Talented Wine Hunting Ground Hell



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Snowy background story



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Splenetic boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Flickering motley trust fund haunted graveyard

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Talented Wine Hunting Ground Hell

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: grizzly hall legend



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Silver love of her life depressive



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: diverse goal in life



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: irradiated bonkers masturbator



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: histrionic ocher dilemma preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Amethyst Crackhouse



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: sickened sepia gay wizard



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Silver love of her life depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Emerald Misunderstood Market

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Emerald Misunderstood Market



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: racy cowardly brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: vivacious plaza

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Stimulating opaque base



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: adventurous stead genital piercing

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: racy cowardly brunch

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: underhanded bawdyhouse jewess

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Sinister Nofapping Pervert Theater Stage

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone purple place of business trailer park

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: rambunctious cyan affirmative action

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Pearly Nursing Home Kitty

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Glittery Box Office

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Titillating sex offender step-uncle's house

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Twisted kitty cat shrine



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: saffron awkward lay mother



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: histrionic ocher dilemma preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Emerald Misunderstood Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Emerald Misunderstood Market

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: beady-eyed hideous tanning salon

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104451)