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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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rose cruel-hearted library windowlicker
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
yapping range
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
rose cruel-hearted library windowlicker
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
yapping range
  05/01/26
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180 alcoholic indian lodge
  05/01/26
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ivory theater stage
  04/29/26
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rose cruel-hearted library windowlicker
  04/29/26
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180 alcoholic indian lodge
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
demanding business firm
  04/29/26
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bright shitlib rigor
  04/29/26
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180 alcoholic indian lodge
  05/01/26
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charismatic indecent church
  04/30/26
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pale crawly feces center
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
pale crawly feces center
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
180 alcoholic indian lodge
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
bright shitlib rigor
  05/02/26
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180 alcoholic indian lodge
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
rose cruel-hearted library windowlicker
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
demanding business firm
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
rose cruel-hearted library windowlicker
  04/29/26
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180 alcoholic indian lodge
  04/29/26
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ruby laughsome immigrant abode
  04/29/26
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motley slippery indirect expression chapel
  04/29/26
180!
bright shitlib rigor
  04/29/26
hell yeah
ivory theater stage
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
rose cruel-hearted library windowlicker
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
low-t mahogany famous landscape painting
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
rose cruel-hearted library windowlicker
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
boyish electric furnace
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
rose cruel-hearted library windowlicker
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
boyish electric furnace
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
rose cruel-hearted library windowlicker
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
unholy razzle-dazzle crotch
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
rose cruel-hearted library windowlicker
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
boyish electric furnace
  05/01/26
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180 alcoholic indian lodge
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
unholy razzle-dazzle crotch
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
boyish electric furnace
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
180 alcoholic indian lodge
  05/01/26
180
ruby laughsome immigrant abode
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
ivory theater stage
  05/01/26
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federal jap
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
Startling vigorous faggotry stage
  04/30/26
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Startling vigorous faggotry stage
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Drab Garrison Corn Cake
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
rose cruel-hearted library windowlicker
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
boyish electric furnace
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
rose cruel-hearted library windowlicker
  05/01/26
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180 alcoholic indian lodge
  05/01/26
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boyish electric furnace
  05/01/26
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180 alcoholic indian lodge
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
Massive Deranged Preventive Strike Really Tough Guy
  05/01/26
Shalom.
180 alcoholic indian lodge
  05/01/26
congrats!
pale crawly feces center
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
ruby laughsome immigrant abode
  05/01/26
180
180 alcoholic indian lodge
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
rose cruel-hearted library windowlicker
  05/01/26
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180 alcoholic indian lodge
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
Massive Deranged Preventive Strike Really Tough Guy
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
180 alcoholic indian lodge
  05/01/26
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bright shitlib rigor
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: rose cruel-hearted library windowlicker



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: yapping range

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: rose cruel-hearted library windowlicker

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: yapping range

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: 180 alcoholic indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857978)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: ivory theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851269)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: rose cruel-hearted library windowlicker



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: 180 alcoholic indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: demanding business firm

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: bright shitlib rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: 180 alcoholic indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: charismatic indecent church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: pale crawly feces center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: pale crawly feces center

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: 180 alcoholic indian lodge

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: bright shitlib rigor

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: 180 alcoholic indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49860161)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: rose cruel-hearted library windowlicker

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: demanding business firm

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: rose cruel-hearted library windowlicker

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: 180 alcoholic indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: ruby laughsome immigrant abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: motley slippery indirect expression chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852622)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: bright shitlib rigor

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: ivory theater stage

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: rose cruel-hearted library windowlicker

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: low-t mahogany famous landscape painting

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: rose cruel-hearted library windowlicker

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: boyish electric furnace

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: rose cruel-hearted library windowlicker

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: boyish electric furnace

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: rose cruel-hearted library windowlicker

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: unholy razzle-dazzle crotch

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: rose cruel-hearted library windowlicker

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: boyish electric furnace

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: 180 alcoholic indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: unholy razzle-dazzle crotch

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: boyish electric furnace

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: 180 alcoholic indian lodge

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: ruby laughsome immigrant abode

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: ivory theater stage

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: federal jap



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Startling vigorous faggotry stage

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Startling vigorous faggotry stage



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Drab Garrison Corn Cake

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: rose cruel-hearted library windowlicker

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: boyish electric furnace

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: rose cruel-hearted library windowlicker

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: 180 alcoholic indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: boyish electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: 180 alcoholic indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Massive Deranged Preventive Strike Really Tough Guy

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: 180 alcoholic indian lodge

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: pale crawly feces center

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: ruby laughsome immigrant abode

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: 180 alcoholic indian lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: rose cruel-hearted library windowlicker

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: 180 alcoholic indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Massive Deranged Preventive Strike Really Tough Guy

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: 180 alcoholic indian lodge

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: bright shitlib rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49860163)