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Author: wine mind-boggling corn cake kitchen

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470826)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: seedy tantric piazza gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470831)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: henna university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Hairraiser Station

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: seedy tantric piazza gay wizard

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: Hairraiser Station

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: seedy tantric piazza gay wizard

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Hairraiser Station

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: seedy tantric piazza gay wizard

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Coral Stirring Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: heady idea he suggested parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Lime autistic multi-billionaire bawdyhouse

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: beady-eyed crawly prole school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: seedy tantric piazza gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: Appetizing Learning Disabled Round Eye Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: doobsian charismatic whorehouse patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43987359)



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: Appetizing Learning Disabled Round Eye Brunch

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: buff house hairy legs

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: seedy tantric piazza gay wizard

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Coral Stirring Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: wine mind-boggling corn cake kitchen

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: buff house hairy legs

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: seedy tantric piazza gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: wine mind-boggling corn cake kitchen

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: buff house hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: Emerald step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: henna university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43566246)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Hyperactive dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: slap-happy sapphire public bath

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: seedy tantric piazza gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: histrionic cheese-eating stage wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Umber yapping temple skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Hyperactive dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: seedy tantric piazza gay wizard

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: passionate trump supporter national

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: slimy bistre gas station doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: doobsian charismatic whorehouse patrolman

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: slap-happy sapphire public bath

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Sexy home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: buff house hairy legs

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: Geriatric soggy base

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: Vivacious stage

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: slap-happy sapphire public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: plum space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: outnumbered forum lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: Sexy home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: beady-eyed crawly prole school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: Coral Stirring Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: aphrodisiac primrose selfie stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: Maroon stimulating locale black woman

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: Umber yapping temple skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: Spectacular dull laser beams

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Ungodly church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: buff house hairy legs

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: pungent alcoholic school cafeteria useless brakes

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: racy resort

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: Chocolate hunting ground

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: fantasy-prone hall

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: Coiffed Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal alpha parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Ivory Talented Weed Whacker

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: galvanic dark address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583780)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Hairraiser Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30562456)



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Author: boyish topaz sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30922939)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: razzmatazz insane puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39504529)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: Appetizing Learning Disabled Round Eye Brunch

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: doobsian charismatic whorehouse patrolman

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43584504)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Appetizing Learning Disabled Round Eye Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#49344205)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Vivacious stage

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Cordovan exhilarant foreskin hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: 180 box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27476207)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Honey-headed market mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Irradiated liquid oxygen rigpig

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: Rusted garrison coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Lime autistic multi-billionaire bawdyhouse

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: seedy tantric piazza gay wizard

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: cream principal's office feces

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: seedy tantric piazza gay wizard

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Lake Rebellious Area Sex Offender

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Vivacious stage

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: seedy tantric piazza gay wizard



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: doobsian charismatic whorehouse patrolman



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Trip brass boltzmann

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: impressive tan institution jew



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: buff house hairy legs

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Cerebral candlestick maker church

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Khaki shitlib range



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: Hairraiser Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583833)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Appetizing Learning Disabled Round Eye Brunch



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: buff house hairy legs

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Concupiscible senate

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: buff house hairy legs

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: crusty trailer park

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: pungent alcoholic school cafeteria useless brakes

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Maroon stimulating locale black woman

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: self-absorbed very tactful office legal warrant

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: cracking mahogany ticket booth

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: Cordovan exhilarant foreskin hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: cracking mahogany ticket booth

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: cracking mahogany ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Laughsome Talking Native Boistinker

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Curious Magical Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: Appetizing Learning Disabled Round Eye Brunch

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: doobsian charismatic whorehouse patrolman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: cracking mahogany ticket booth

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: supple stubborn field place of business

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: doobsian charismatic whorehouse patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: cracking mahogany ticket booth

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Out-of-control mental disorder

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy tanning salon

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy tanning salon

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: Coral Stirring Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: henna university

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: lemon blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: provocative domesticated new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: Laughsome Talking Native Boistinker

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: buff house hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Exciting medicated affirmative action den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Hyperactive dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal alpha parlor

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: impressive tan institution jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Chocolate hunting ground

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: floppy pea-brained library

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: seedy tantric piazza gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Hyperactive dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle peach business firm

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: seedy tantric piazza gay wizard

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Coral Stirring Point

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Coiffed Cuck

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: deranged property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27608895)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: Brilliant nighttime set therapy



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: Maroon stimulating locale black woman



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: impressive tan institution jew



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal alpha parlor



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: black heaven



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: razzmatazz insane puppy



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: twisted theater stage love of her life



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Ivory Talented Weed Whacker

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Hairraiser Station



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31449727)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: boyish topaz sanctuary



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Glittery half-breed



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: High-end location



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: razzmatazz insane puppy



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: doobsian charismatic whorehouse patrolman



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: Appetizing Learning Disabled Round Eye Brunch

go Get Em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: doobsian charismatic whorehouse patrolman



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: Dead crackhouse organic girlfriend



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: impressive tan institution jew

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27752608)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: racy resort

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27849278)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal alpha parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027509)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Hairraiser Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583876)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: judgmental shivering sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#35253013)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: impressive tan institution jew

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: impressive tan institution jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27849185)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: Vivacious stage



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: Tripping indian lodge queen of the night



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: Appetizing Learning Disabled Round Eye Brunch



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: doobsian charismatic whorehouse patrolman



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Appetizing Learning Disabled Round Eye Brunch



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Coiffed Cuck



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: Trip brass boltzmann

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: big orchid meetinghouse

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: Coiffed Cuck



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: impressive tan institution jew



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal alpha parlor

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: seedy tantric piazza gay wizard



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Motley Dysfunction Theater

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: seedy tantric piazza gay wizard

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Rusted garrison coffee pot

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: doobsian charismatic whorehouse patrolman



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: Coral Stirring Point



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: Scarlet party of the first part

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28083836)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Khaki shitlib range



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: Coral Stirring Point



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: impressive tan institution jew



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Coiffed Cuck



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: Bespoke Beta Casino Kitty

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: impressive tan institution jew

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: Vivacious stage

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: seedy tantric piazza gay wizard



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: impressive tan institution jew

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Vivacious stage

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Lake Rebellious Area Sex Offender

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: Tripping indian lodge queen of the night



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: bateful jet codepig

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30097875)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Tripping indian lodge queen of the night



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: doobsian charismatic whorehouse patrolman



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: Amber ladyboy

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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Tripping indian lodge queen of the night

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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Tripping indian lodge queen of the night

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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: marvelous pontificating yarmulke



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Tripping indian lodge queen of the night



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: boyish topaz sanctuary

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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Vivacious stage



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: doobsian charismatic whorehouse patrolman

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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: impressive tan institution jew



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Tripping indian lodge queen of the night



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: seedy tantric piazza gay wizard

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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: doobsian charismatic whorehouse patrolman



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: doobsian charismatic whorehouse patrolman



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: doobsian charismatic whorehouse patrolman

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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: boyish topaz sanctuary



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: Tripping indian lodge queen of the night



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: boyish topaz sanctuary

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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Tripping indian lodge queen of the night



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: seedy tantric piazza gay wizard



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: impressive tan institution jew



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: ocher quadroon



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: doobsian charismatic whorehouse patrolman



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: doobsian charismatic whorehouse patrolman

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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: boyish topaz sanctuary



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Date: October 27th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: indecent nursing home potus



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: marvelous pontificating yarmulke



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: boyish topaz sanctuary



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: Excitant genital piercing hissy fit

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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: impressive tan institution jew



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: impressive tan institution jew



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: turquoise crotch



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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: boyish topaz sanctuary



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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: Tripping indian lodge queen of the night



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: frum menage trust fund



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: turquoise crotch



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: bipolar gold stain



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Date: May 31st, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: Offensive Angry Site Cuckoldry



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: impressive tan institution jew



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: Idiotic Internet-worthy Private Investor

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: impressive tan institution jew

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: doobsian charismatic whorehouse patrolman



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Date: April 22nd, 2022 4:24 PM
Author: doobsian charismatic whorehouse patrolman



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Comical filthpig



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Bonkers goal in life

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: doobsian charismatic whorehouse patrolman

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Date: August 18th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: aromatic regret



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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Insecure fortuitous meteor

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: doobsian charismatic whorehouse patrolman

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: cobalt circlehead

Apparently, something in the rules does say this:

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: poppy wonderful psychic



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Author: violent tank



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Author: High-end location



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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Tripping indian lodge queen of the night



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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: marvelous pontificating yarmulke



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: Tripping indian lodge queen of the night



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: claret multi-colored digit ratio depressive



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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: impressive tan institution jew

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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author: Mildly autistic community account



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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: thriller misanthropic

Golden retriever DISBARRED and DONE HERE after attacking another lawyer in the courthouse lobby:

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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: odious clear pistol

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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:32 PM
Author: mentally impaired



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:36 PM
Author: Razzle Twinkling Hominid



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:44 AM
Author: Appetizing Learning Disabled Round Eye Brunch

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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: Sexy home

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Sexy home

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: mentally impaired

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: Sexy home

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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: Soul-stirring haunting voyeur

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: doobsian charismatic whorehouse patrolman



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:40 AM
Author: Appetizing Learning Disabled Round Eye Brunch

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Date: February 9th, 2021 7:27 PM
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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:25 AM
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Date: December 6th, 2021 11:20 PM
Author: doobsian charismatic whorehouse patrolman



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Date: March 2nd, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: Appetizing Learning Disabled Round Eye Brunch



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Date: October 5th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: Appetizing Learning Disabled Round Eye Brunch

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Date: January 4th, 2023 11:48 AM
Author: Appetizing Learning Disabled Round Eye Brunch

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Date: February 6th, 2024 5:13 AM
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Date: October 12th, 2025 2:13 PM
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