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Played my first 18 holes of actual golf this past week, carded an 88.

Can't wait to get back out to shitty courses as the weather ...
Razzmatazz chrome trump supporter knife
  03/01/25
I fucking hate geese and their shit all over a course. FYI s...
nofapping misanthropic principal's office sweet tailpipe
  03/01/25
that’s not bad depending how tough the course was d...
salmon big-titted locale striped hyena
  03/01/25
geese shit up everything but america doesnt have a strong tr...
Odious Canary Bbw
  03/01/25
How many yards?
lascivious infuriating yarmulke
  03/01/25
Calling bullshit
spruce electric ratface trailer park
  03/01/25
Lol I was thinking Kenny or you would be irate in this threa...
Rose Fragrant Gas Station
  03/01/25
https://www.reddit.com/r/golf/comments/1id74df/what_did_you_...
spruce electric ratface trailer park
  03/01/25
hasn’t he been playing for a long time on par 3 course...
salmon big-titted locale striped hyena
  03/01/25
An easier course doesn’t shave off 25-30 strokes. And ...
spruce electric ratface trailer park
  03/01/25
what i mean is that he’s been playing for years hasn&r...
salmon big-titted locale striped hyena
  03/01/25
Nah I recall he started playing less than a year ago and has...
spruce electric ratface trailer park
  03/01/25
Nah but an easier course makes a huge difference bro I've...
spectacular shivering stage
  03/01/25
Nice round today Kenny https://twitter.com/nuclrgolf/stat...
Rose Fragrant Gas Station
  03/01/25
I’m not mad I have a Reddit link! Lol
Rose Fragrant Gas Station
  03/01/25
We get it you want to put his dick in your mouth
spruce electric ratface trailer park
  03/01/25
...
Aphrodisiac Twinkling Sneaky Criminal
  03/01/25
I played the same course (Dyker Beach from white tees) again...
dha tux
  03/11/25
...
dha tux
  03/14/25
This thread is meaningless without course rating / slope and...
spectacular shivering stage
  03/01/25
lol no it isn't. breaking 90 means you can competently play...
Submissive bull headed immigrant
  03/02/25
Suck my dick, t-rex
spectacular shivering stage
  03/02/25
My 34” Cameron studio squareback from 2009 is worth mo...
Submissive bull headed immigrant
  03/02/25
Too bad you never played golf before
spectacular shivering stage
  03/02/25
goose shit, actually
Submissive bull headed immigrant
  03/02/25
OP is so fucking full of shit.
Aphrodisiac Twinkling Sneaky Criminal
  03/01/25
I am not, see above.
dha tux
  03/13/25
where'd you get the clubs? they fit you?
Stimulating Kink-friendly Lodge Dingle Berry
  03/01/25
1488
nubile sex offender
  03/02/25
And I regularly play sub-100 rounds on my local par 3. We're...
---------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!-----------
  03/14/25
I've been honestly golf poasting on here for months/years no...
dha tux
  03/14/25


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Date: March 1st, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Razzmatazz chrome trump supporter knife

Can't wait to get back out to shitty courses as the weather gets better.

I played 100% by the rules without any bullshit or funny business, probably lost two strokes due to goose shit all over the greens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48705965)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: nofapping misanthropic principal's office sweet tailpipe

I fucking hate geese and their shit all over a course. FYI since ur new, decent courses employ fleets of bobcats to fuck those shit machines up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48705974)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: salmon big-titted locale striped hyena

that’s not bad depending how tough the course was

describe any penalty strokes you had to take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48706015)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Odious Canary Bbw

geese shit up everything but america doesnt have a strong tradition of eating them like in some places in old europe. it should be open season geese until they are hunted to extinction in america. they can be tasty too so ive heard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48706032)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: lascivious infuriating yarmulke

How many yards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48706064)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: spruce electric ratface trailer park

Calling bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48706067)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Rose Fragrant Gas Station

Lol I was thinking Kenny or you would be irate in this thread

DID YOU KNOW dha played a little college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48706071)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: spruce electric ratface trailer park

https://www.reddit.com/r/golf/comments/1id74df/what_did_you_score_on_your_very_first_18_hole/

From experienced golfers on Reddit who are also probably lying their asses off.

An 88 on your first 18 is like 3 or 4 standard deviations above the norm, I don’t care what this dork did in college. We’re talking like 25 strokes minimum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48706077)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: salmon big-titted locale striped hyena

hasn’t he been playing for a long time on par 3 courses? on a course without a bunch of hazards or OB it’s not that surprising

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48706086)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: spruce electric ratface trailer park

An easier course doesn’t shave off 25-30 strokes. And that’s low if you play by all the rules, don’t take breakfast balls, etc. I don’t understand why people here can’t just be real. It’s okay to suck in the beginning. We’re all 40+ and don’t need to impress strangers. Anyways, carry on. This is on par with Biden claiming to be a 6 cap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48706096)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: salmon big-titted locale striped hyena

what i mean is that he’s been playing for years hasn’t he? just not on a full size course. so he knows how to get the ball in the hole.

some courses are very penal off the tee but if that’s not the case why couldn’t he score similarly vs par as he was on the par three courses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48706116)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: spruce electric ratface trailer park

Nah I recall he started playing less than a year ago and has mostly just been hitting the range.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48706120)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: spectacular shivering stage

Nah but an easier course makes a huge difference bro

I've almost only played on difficult 130+ courses from blues because my friends are too rich (good courses are hard) and macho to play to their handicap

One time I played some sps local course but only 9 holes and it was ridiculously easy, no slopes or dog legs, probably something like OP played

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48706436)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Rose Fragrant Gas Station

Nice round today Kenny

https://twitter.com/nuclrgolf/status/1895954052179247595

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48706458)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Rose Fragrant Gas Station

I’m not mad I have a Reddit link! Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48706087)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: spruce electric ratface trailer park

We get it you want to put his dick in your mouth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48706092)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 10:19 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Twinkling Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48706595)



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Date: March 11th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: dha tux ( )

I played the same course (Dyker Beach from white tees) again this past weekend and got a 106. I've played both the front and back nine separately before, but the score I posted above was true to the best of my memory and my partially filled out card.

I also played a good amount in Florida and Georgia a few weeks ago, always just nine holes at open with rental clubs though. I've literally only played 18 holes twice in my life, but have played 9 holes, executive courses, etc many many times now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48737715)



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Date: March 14th, 2025 5:36 PM
Author: dha tux ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48748144)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: spectacular shivering stage

This thread is meaningless without course rating / slope and what tee

Are you being flame or just retarded?

Does "college ball" mean golf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48706429)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Submissive bull headed immigrant

lol no it isn't. breaking 90 means you can competently play golf no matter which course or which tee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48708271)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: spectacular shivering stage

Suck my dick, t-rex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48708358)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: Submissive bull headed immigrant

My 34” Cameron studio squareback from 2009 is worth more than your life (I.e. - like $300 on eBay)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48708405)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: spectacular shivering stage

Too bad you never played golf before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48708408)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Submissive bull headed immigrant

goose shit, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48708266)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Twinkling Sneaky Criminal

OP is so fucking full of shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48706359)



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Date: March 13th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: dha tux ( )

I am not, see above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48743137)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Stimulating Kink-friendly Lodge Dingle Berry

where'd you get the clubs? they fit you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48706404)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: nubile sex offender

1488

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48708267)



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Date: March 14th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: ---------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!-----------


And I regularly play sub-100 rounds on my local par 3. We're both just one step below the PGA now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48748208)



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Date: March 14th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: dha tux ( )

I've been honestly golf poasting on here for months/years now because I have nobody else to talk about this with. I never claimed to be good.

Probably going to play 9 at the same place on Sunday morning if anyone wants to come out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48748232)