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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Arousing locale
  06/30/25
wow lol
Twinkling swashbuckling plaza dopamine
  06/30/25
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obsidian hyperventilating theater
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Twinkling swashbuckling plaza dopamine
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Arousing locale
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Internet-worthy bateful library
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Arousing locale
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
galvanic brilliant step-uncle's house alpha
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
fishy ticket booth halford
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Twinkling swashbuckling plaza dopamine
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
Bearded Chartreuse Pistol
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Arousing locale
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
fishy ticket booth halford
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
razzle-dazzle voyeur
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Twinkling swashbuckling plaza dopamine
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Arousing locale
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Charismatic Quadroon Home
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
talented splenetic shrine
  06/30/25
...
Pea-brained mahogany really tough guy public bath
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Territorial blue double fault toilet seat
  06/30/25
...
Arousing locale
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Floppy amethyst sneaky criminal son of senegal
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Diverse thirsty kitchen
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
motley gay juggernaut
  06/30/25
...
Bearded Chartreuse Pistol
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
razzle-dazzle voyeur
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
rusted free-loading cuckoldry
  07/01/25
...
Diverse thirsty kitchen
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
Rose Dashing Masturbator Dog Poop
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Henna principal's office
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
plum den
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
cerebral flirting area
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
boyish chestnut base love of her life
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
swollen national mediation
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Arousing locale

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Twinkling swashbuckling plaza dopamine

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: obsidian hyperventilating theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Twinkling swashbuckling plaza dopamine

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Arousing locale

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Internet-worthy bateful library

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Arousing locale

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: galvanic brilliant step-uncle's house alpha

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: fishy ticket booth halford

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Twinkling swashbuckling plaza dopamine

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Bearded Chartreuse Pistol

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Arousing locale

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: fishy ticket booth halford

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle voyeur

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Twinkling swashbuckling plaza dopamine

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Arousing locale

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Charismatic Quadroon Home

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: talented splenetic shrine

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Pea-brained mahogany really tough guy public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Territorial blue double fault toilet seat

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Arousing locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Floppy amethyst sneaky criminal son of senegal

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Diverse thirsty kitchen

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: motley gay juggernaut

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Bearded Chartreuse Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle voyeur

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: rusted free-loading cuckoldry

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Diverse thirsty kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Rose Dashing Masturbator Dog Poop

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Henna principal's office

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: plum den

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: cerebral flirting area

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: boyish chestnut base love of her life

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: swollen national mediation

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065360)