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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
unhinged piazza
  06/30/25
wow lol
Razzle-dazzle Bearded Cruise Ship Death Wish
  06/30/25
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swashbuckling startling pit
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Razzle-dazzle Bearded Cruise Ship Death Wish
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
unhinged piazza
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
bull headed flatulent garrison indirect expression
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
unhinged piazza
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
medicated patrolman
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
chocolate sick house
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Razzle-dazzle Bearded Cruise Ship Death Wish
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
onyx effete dysfunction
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
unhinged piazza
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
chocolate sick house
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Honey-headed set
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Razzle-dazzle Bearded Cruise Ship Death Wish
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
unhinged piazza
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
High-end nubile crotch genital piercing
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
Topaz Location
  06/30/25
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Chrome fat ankles corner
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Cerebral Hospital Idiot
  06/30/25
...
unhinged piazza
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Chartreuse disturbing locus national security agency
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Trip resort affirmative action
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Sable submissive hall
  06/30/25
...
onyx effete dysfunction
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Honey-headed set
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
glittery forum jap
  07/01/25
...
Trip resort affirmative action
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
twisted snowy karate church building
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Hyperactive motley abode jew
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
aquamarine home tattoo
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
Mentally impaired liquid oxygen menage
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Glassy Principal's Office
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
up-to-no-good office giraffe
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: unhinged piazza

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Bearded Cruise Ship Death Wish

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: swashbuckling startling pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Bearded Cruise Ship Death Wish

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: unhinged piazza

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: bull headed flatulent garrison indirect expression

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: unhinged piazza

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: medicated patrolman

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: chocolate sick house

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Bearded Cruise Ship Death Wish

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: onyx effete dysfunction

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: unhinged piazza

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: chocolate sick house

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Honey-headed set

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Bearded Cruise Ship Death Wish

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: unhinged piazza

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: High-end nubile crotch genital piercing

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Topaz Location

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Chrome fat ankles corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Cerebral Hospital Idiot

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: unhinged piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Chartreuse disturbing locus national security agency

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Trip resort affirmative action

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Sable submissive hall

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: onyx effete dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Honey-headed set

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: glittery forum jap

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Trip resort affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: twisted snowy karate church building

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Hyperactive motley abode jew

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: aquamarine home tattoo

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Mentally impaired liquid oxygen menage

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Glassy Principal's Office

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: up-to-no-good office giraffe

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065360)