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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
glassy frisky windowlicker location
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
slippery police squad
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
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  07/14/25
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Pic of the cheeks?
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"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
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How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
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Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
glassy frisky windowlicker location
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How did she respond?
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Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
glassy frisky windowlicker location
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You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
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"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
chest-beating rigor
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Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
glassy frisky windowlicker location
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it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
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Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
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  07/14/25
wut
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I’m married with kids part?
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stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
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She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
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It’s already turned into rape in her mind
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"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
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How big is her penis?
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Incredible thread
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humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
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? Didn’t want to lose my employment
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: glassy frisky windowlicker location

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: slippery police squad

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Bistre Charismatic Garrison

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: slippery police squad

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Turquoise concupiscible son of senegal kitty cat

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Bespoke coral heaven gaming laptop

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: stimulating hell dingle berry

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Big school corn cake

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: chest-beating rigor



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Turquoise concupiscible son of senegal kitty cat



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: lascivious topaz genital piercing

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: glassy frisky windowlicker location

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: dun piazza



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: lascivious topaz genital piercing

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: glassy frisky windowlicker location

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: lascivious topaz genital piercing

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: glassy frisky windowlicker location

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: lascivious topaz genital piercing

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Autistic glittery base kitty



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz onyx messiness voyeur

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: lascivious topaz genital piercing

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Bespoke coral heaven gaming laptop

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Turquoise concupiscible son of senegal kitty cat



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Odious unholy wagecucks nursing home

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: chest-beating rigor

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: slippery police squad

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Bistre Charismatic Garrison



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: lascivious topaz genital piercing



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: glassy frisky windowlicker location

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: slippery police squad

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: glassy frisky windowlicker location

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: black roast beef

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: glassy frisky windowlicker location

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Swollen round eye

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Autistic glittery base kitty



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: histrionic stead



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Maize Locus Goyim



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Bronze idea he suggested



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Alcoholic Space Death Wish

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Maize Locus Goyim

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: stimulating hell dingle berry



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Mahogany Bawdyhouse



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: dun piazza



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Racy Jade Internal Respiration Chad



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: lascivious topaz genital piercing



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Mahogany Bawdyhouse



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Turquoise concupiscible son of senegal kitty cat

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Turquoise concupiscible son of senegal kitty cat



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Autistic glittery base kitty



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle tanning salon trump supporter

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: bateful clown



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Cerise Vigorous Cuckoldry Selfie

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Autistic glittery base kitty

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: bossy sooty stage

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Shimmering Fortuitous Meteor Philosopher-king

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Pale beady-eyed box office people who are hurt

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: orange water buffalo blood rage

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Lemon big-titted faggotry

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Floppy mischievous temple quadroon

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: razzmatazz onyx messiness voyeur

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: spectacular famous landscape painting psychic



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Bespoke coral heaven gaming laptop



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: lascivious topaz genital piercing



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Turquoise concupiscible son of senegal kitty cat



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Turquoise concupiscible son of senegal kitty cat

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: glassy frisky windowlicker location

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104451)