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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Deep Painfully Honest Dog Poop
  06/30/25
wow lol
Know-it-all big site foreskin
  06/30/25
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comical really tough guy affirmative action
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Know-it-all big site foreskin
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Deep Painfully Honest Dog Poop
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
fuchsia swashbuckling knife
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Deep Painfully Honest Dog Poop
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
stirring big-titted masturbator parlor
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Diverse station tattoo
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Know-it-all big site foreskin
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
Fishy police squad ape
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Deep Painfully Honest Dog Poop
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Diverse station tattoo
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
dull angry rigpig hissy fit
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Know-it-all big site foreskin
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Deep Painfully Honest Dog Poop
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Trip orchestra pit
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
thriller meetinghouse roast beef
  06/30/25
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Adulterous green kitty
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
vibrant fantasy-prone death wish
  06/30/25
...
Deep Painfully Honest Dog Poop
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
slate wagecucks becky
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Henna hunting ground coffee pot
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Odious brilliant school dopamine
  06/30/25
...
Fishy police squad ape
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
dull angry rigpig hissy fit
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
stimulating snowy sneaky criminal chad
  07/01/25
...
Henna hunting ground coffee pot
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
cerebral double fault ticket booth
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
razzmatazz public bath immigrant
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Flesh Frisky Candlestick Maker Faggot Firefighter
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
Azure wonderful party of the first part resort
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Maniacal aromatic box office
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
black wild hospital stock car
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Deep Painfully Honest Dog Poop

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Know-it-all big site foreskin

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: comical really tough guy affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Know-it-all big site foreskin

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Deep Painfully Honest Dog Poop

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: fuchsia swashbuckling knife

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Deep Painfully Honest Dog Poop

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: stirring big-titted masturbator parlor

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Diverse station tattoo

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Know-it-all big site foreskin

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Fishy police squad ape

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Deep Painfully Honest Dog Poop

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Diverse station tattoo

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: dull angry rigpig hissy fit

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Know-it-all big site foreskin

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Deep Painfully Honest Dog Poop

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Trip orchestra pit

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: thriller meetinghouse roast beef

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Adulterous green kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: vibrant fantasy-prone death wish

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Deep Painfully Honest Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: slate wagecucks becky

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Henna hunting ground coffee pot

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Odious brilliant school dopamine

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Fishy police squad ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: dull angry rigpig hissy fit

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: stimulating snowy sneaky criminal chad

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Henna hunting ground coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: cerebral double fault ticket booth

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: razzmatazz public bath immigrant

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Flesh Frisky Candlestick Maker Faggot Firefighter

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Azure wonderful party of the first part resort

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Maniacal aromatic box office

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: black wild hospital stock car

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065360)