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wife made a fucking mess snapping spaghetti noodles in half before boiling

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here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soc...
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Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling...
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and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes
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even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially ...
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  06/29/24
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"It doesn't carry the sauce as well." WHAT A FUCK...
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  06/22/25
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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: disturbing aquamarine step-uncle's house goal in life

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could have accommodated 3 lbs of pasta no problem, said she grew up with small pots and can't break the habit of snapping them out of the box sending 100 pasta shards over the range, counters, floor. barbarous way to prepare pasta.

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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: supple pale orchestra pit

She longs for the fist brother

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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: Comical ebony hall indirect expression

what a disaster

never let an Italian see this

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: Cream Motley Nursing Home Telephone

Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Comical ebony hall indirect expression

wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast

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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: Comical ebony hall indirect expression

here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soccer fans ahead of a Euro 2024 soccer game by breaking packets of spaghetti in the Italians' faces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htmaP-lfCbc

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: kink-friendly shaky theater stage

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: odious garnet party of the first part

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: trip honey-headed candlestick maker gas station

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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: big-titted deep space background story



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: disturbing aquamarine step-uncle's house goal in life



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: kink-friendly shaky theater stage

dont use cheap pasta

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: Bateful Bawdyhouse

sounds like you have some major marital problems man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791822)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: chocolate hairraiser casino

Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling water, so all the pieces fall inside

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: kink-friendly shaky theater stage

and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: chocolate hairraiser casino

It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downward and direct the path of the shards

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: kink-friendly shaky theater stage

pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1-2" apart to control the snap area and thereby minimize pasta shrapnel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791855)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: chocolate hairraiser casino



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Razzle lodge immigrant

No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap pasta in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041080)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Lascivious Cruise Ship Ceo



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: Bateful Bawdyhouse

even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially until they soften then push them down into the water. breaking them in half is ttt

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:52 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Gaped Location

correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you want them long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791903)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: chocolate hairraiser casino

Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pieces anyway

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Date: July 2nd, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Gaped Location

fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, it doesn't carry the sauce as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47803154)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: twinkling sex offender queen of the night

"It doesn't carry the sauce as well."

WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT THING TO SAY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041233)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: odious garnet party of the first part

It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretending she “can’t break the habit” when it reality she just thinks her way is better and knows she can do it the way she prefers and you won’t do shit about it. You should tell her you prefer bucatini and have her make that instead. The thicker noodle doesn’t stay curled around the fork properly if it’s too short so it forces the issue of leaving it longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791875)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Irate institution windowlicker

Snap one of her arms

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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Impertinent Trump Supporter



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: painfully honest nudist stage

shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti

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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: claret tank sneaky criminal

(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)

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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: Multi-colored Brindle Stage

Jfc

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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: big-titted deep space background story

AESTD

Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump

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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: disturbing aquamarine step-uncle's house goal in life

she did it again

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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Khaki indian lodge

you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnapped for the same amount of money right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49040941)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Lascivious Cruise Ship Ceo

I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do you "snap" spaghetti? It's literally just dough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041107)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: supple pale orchestra pit

You can't get any more prole jfc

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