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Home Alone (1990): 8 year old boy wanders to church for Christmas Eve service

lol think about how the fuck far America has fallen.
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This angers me. They hate America.
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even the creators of Home Alone didn't know it would do well
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Home Alone is a top 5 Christmas movie
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watch the netflix show on its making.
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Because contra the title it wasn't the actual service, it wa...
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Don't most churches have an early evening service? Why would...
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devastating.
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Date: December 12th, 2019 5:10 PM
Author: mustard overrated boiling water mediation

lol think about how the fuck far America has fallen.

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Date: December 12th, 2019 5:39 PM
Author: Self-centered Olive Field Water Buffalo



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Date: December 12th, 2019 5:41 PM
Author: honey-headed cruise ship

No surprise that (((movie critics))) didn't love it:

>> On Rotten Tomatoes, Home Alone holds an approval rating of 65% based on 54 reviews, with an average rating of 5.65/10. The site's critical consensus reads: "Home Alone's uneven but frequently funny premise stretched unreasonably thin is buoyed by Macaulay Culkin's cute performance and strong supporting stars."[36] On Metacritic, which assigns a normalized rating, it has a score of 63 out of 100, based on 9 critics, indicating "generally favorable reviews".[37] Audiences polled by CinemaScore gave the film an average grade of "A" on an A+ to F scale.[38]

Variety magazine praised the film for its cast.[39] Jeanne Cooper of The Washington Post praised the film for its comedic approach.[40] Hal Hinson, also of The Washington Post, praised Chris Columbus's direction and Culkin's acting.[41] Although Caryn James of The New York Times complained that the film's first half is "flat and unsurprising as its cute little premise suggests", she praised the second half for its slapstick humor. She also praised the conversation between Kevin and Marley, as well as the film's final scenes.[42]

Roger Ebert of the Chicago Sun-Times gave the film a ​2 1⁄2 out of 4-star rating and 2 thumbs down. He compared the elaborate booby-traps in the film to Rube Goldberg machines, writing "they're the kinds of traps that any 8-year-old could devise, if he had a budget of tens of thousands of dollars and the assistance of a crew of movie special effects people" and criticized the plot as "so implausible that it makes it hard for [him] to really care about the plight of the kid [Kevin]". However, he praised Culkin's performance.[43] Owen Gleiberman of Entertainment Weekly magazine gave the film a "D" grade, criticizing the film for its "sadistic festival of adult-bashing". Gleiberman said that "[John] Hughes is pulling our strings as though he'd never learn to do anything else".[44] <<

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Date: December 12th, 2019 5:58 PM
Author: passionate goyim university

lol at ass backwards ebert criticizing the booby traps and praising culkin's performance

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Date: December 3rd, 2020 12:00 PM
Author: concupiscible chestnut dog poop selfie



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Date: December 3rd, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: Greedy awkward den



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Date: December 12th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Appetizing fantasy-prone faggotry market

Ebert was one of the worst movie critics, despite being so well known as one.

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Date: December 12th, 2020 12:18 AM
Author: Submissive Thriller Dopamine Philosopher-king



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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: gibberish (?)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 9:32 PM
Author: bateful learning disabled place of business



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Date: December 12th, 2020 12:00 PM
Author: Black Heaven Queen Of The Night

This angers me. They hate America.

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Date: December 11th, 2022 9:17 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal point



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Date: December 12th, 2019 5:43 PM
Author: Coral House

even the creators of Home Alone didn't know it would do well

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Date: December 3rd, 2020 11:59 AM
Author: mustard overrated boiling water mediation



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Date: December 3rd, 2020 12:02 PM
Author: ruddy yapping pit

Home Alone is a top 5 Christmas movie

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Date: December 3rd, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Aquamarine titillating theater stage corn cake

watch the netflix show on its making.

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Date: December 12th, 2020 12:16 AM
Author: Black Heaven Queen Of The Night



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Date: December 12th, 2020 12:18 AM
Author: hairraiser state turdskin

newsflash, in blue counties you can still do this. blue counties aren't meth addled hellholes like Trump country. eat shit you peasant freaks.

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Date: December 12th, 2020 12:28 AM
Author: razzmatazz people who are hurt hell

Lol whut

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Date: December 12th, 2020 12:30 AM
Author: Appetizing fantasy-prone faggotry market

risten

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Date: December 12th, 2020 12:34 AM
Author: Twinkling costumed persian

listen honey, have a glass of prosecco — or whatever it is “curvy” chicks drink to “relax— and log off for a while. you aren’t make sense atthe moment, sweetie. We’ll all be better for it. Thanks

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Date: December 25th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: indigo sound barrier brunch



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Date: December 11th, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: Spectacular box office



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Date: December 24th, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: Light Pocket Flask



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Date: December 25th, 2020 12:03 PM
Author: spruce sadistic casino

Tbf, the church was practically empty which underscored that America was already in steep decline

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Date: December 25th, 2020 12:05 PM
Author: Vigorous Canary Boistinker

Because contra the title it wasn't the actual service, it was just the choir practicing for the upcoming service. The actual service, not shown on screen, would have been packed with families that had one mother and one father. Libs furious.

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Date: December 27th, 2020 11:26 PM
Author: spruce sadistic casino

Don't most churches have an early evening service? Why would they be practicing at 8:00 pm?

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Date: December 27th, 2020 11:32 PM
Author: Vigorous Canary Boistinker

Well, sadly, I appear to have misplaced my database of 1990 Illinois church service schedules. But from the movie itself:

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OLD MAN MARLEY:

Deep down, you'll always love him. But you can forget that you love him. You can hurt them, and they can hurt you. That's not just because you're young. You want to know the real reason why I'm here right now?

KEVIN:

Sure.

OLD MAN MARLEY:

I came to hear my granddaughter sing. And I can't come hear her tonight.

***

This is just a run through before the actual service, he "can't come to see her tonight" when the actual performance is. Which is the whole point of the scene, they're both isolated for completely different reasons. It's not the case the church put on a service and only Marley/Kevin came.

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Date: December 24th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: Light Pocket Flask

devastating.



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Date: December 11th, 2022 9:16 PM
Author: Carnelian lascivious stag film deer antler

Dress rehearsal for midnight mass.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midnight_Mass

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Date: December 11th, 2022 9:13 PM
Author: mustard overrated boiling water mediation



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Date: December 11th, 2022 9:32 PM
Author: Spectacular box office

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Date: December 11th, 2022 9:35 PM
Author: abusive sable bawdyhouse

671 lincoln ave chicago il

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Date: December 24th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: mustard overrated boiling water mediation



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Date: February 3rd, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: bronze slimy police squad



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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: lfo



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