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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
Dun Bespoke Orchestra Pit
  12/08/25
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Dun Bespoke Orchestra Pit
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
titillating nubile fat ankles university
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
Mind-boggling puce site french chef
  12/12/25
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amethyst dysfunction chapel
  12/17/25
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aromatic juggernaut turdskin
  12/17/25
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excitant famous landscape painting
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
misunderstood citrine shrine background story
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
Dun Bespoke Orchestra Pit
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
misunderstood citrine shrine background story
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
Dun Bespoke Orchestra Pit
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
Cerebral very tactful crackhouse therapy
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
Dun Bespoke Orchestra Pit
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
blue trump supporter
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
Dun Bespoke Orchestra Pit
  12/18/25
lol
Chrome hissy fit
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
blue trump supporter
  12/17/25
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Dun Bespoke Orchestra Pit
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
amethyst dysfunction chapel
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
insane new version deer antler
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
Chrome hissy fit
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
amethyst dysfunction chapel
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
insane new version deer antler
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
amethyst dysfunction chapel
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
aphrodisiac naked goal in life potus
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
Odious ceo
  12/17/25
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Gaped Crotch Sanctuary
  12/17/25
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thriller hunting ground
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
buff irradiated range people who are hurt
  12/17/25
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lascivious house factory reset button
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
Dun Bespoke Orchestra Pit
  12/17/25
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vigorous french native
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
Maniacal vivacious pervert forum
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
clear adventurous rehab
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
aphrodisiac naked goal in life potus
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
clear adventurous rehab
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
aphrodisiac naked goal in life potus
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
clear adventurous rehab
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
Avocado Scourge Upon The Earth Electric Furnace
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
insane new version deer antler
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
Maniacal vivacious pervert forum
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
insane new version deer antler
  12/17/25
...
Avocado Scourge Upon The Earth Electric Furnace
  12/17/25
I am not!
Maniacal vivacious pervert forum
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
buck-toothed parlor
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Dun Bespoke Orchestra Pit

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Dun Bespoke Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: titillating nubile fat ankles university

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Mind-boggling puce site french chef

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: amethyst dysfunction chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: aromatic juggernaut turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: excitant famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: misunderstood citrine shrine background story

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Dun Bespoke Orchestra Pit

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: misunderstood citrine shrine background story

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Dun Bespoke Orchestra Pit

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Cerebral very tactful crackhouse therapy

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Dun Bespoke Orchestra Pit

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: blue trump supporter

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Dun Bespoke Orchestra Pit

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Chrome hissy fit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: blue trump supporter

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Dun Bespoke Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: amethyst dysfunction chapel

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: insane new version deer antler

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Chrome hissy fit

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: amethyst dysfunction chapel

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: insane new version deer antler

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: amethyst dysfunction chapel

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: aphrodisiac naked goal in life potus

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Odious ceo

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Gaped Crotch Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: thriller hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: buff irradiated range people who are hurt

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: lascivious house factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Dun Bespoke Orchestra Pit

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: vigorous french native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Maniacal vivacious pervert forum

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: clear adventurous rehab

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: aphrodisiac naked goal in life potus

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: clear adventurous rehab

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: aphrodisiac naked goal in life potus

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: clear adventurous rehab

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Avocado Scourge Upon The Earth Electric Furnace

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: insane new version deer antler

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Maniacal vivacious pervert forum

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: insane new version deer antler

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Avocado Scourge Upon The Earth Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Maniacal vivacious pervert forum

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: buck-toothed parlor

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518198)