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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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impertinent olive property queen of the night
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
High-end Lascivious Institution Therapy
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
impertinent olive property queen of the night
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
High-end Lascivious Institution Therapy
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
impertinent olive property queen of the night
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
soul-stirring address
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
impertinent olive property queen of the night
  07/06/25
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Concupiscible Karate
  07/06/25
18000000000000
Stubborn cracking brunch depressive
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underhanded alpha multi-billionaire
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soul-stirring address
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Twisted university masturbator
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Maniacal theater stage
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Histrionic Area Fortuitous Meteor
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Translucent Beady-eyed Stock Car
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Dead Carmine Crackhouse Corn Cake
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swashbuckling pearl step-uncle's house
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cyan sanctuary
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mildly autistic bateful gay wizard
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Contagious Twinkling Cuckold Son Of Senegal
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
underhanded alpha multi-billionaire
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
High-end Lascivious Institution Therapy
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
underhanded alpha multi-billionaire
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
impertinent olive property queen of the night
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
underhanded alpha multi-billionaire
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
High-end Lascivious Institution Therapy
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
impertinent olive property queen of the night
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
underhanded alpha multi-billionaire
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
stimulating effete hall hairy legs
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
underhanded alpha multi-billionaire
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
Orange Sweet Tailpipe Business Firm
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
comical internal respiration
  07/06/25
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Contagious Twinkling Cuckold Son Of Senegal
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Maniacal theater stage
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
snowy chapel
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
Razzmatazz Coffee Pot
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Elite flatulent pervert
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
indigo abnormal filthpig
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
impertinent olive property queen of the night
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
stimulating effete hall hairy legs
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
impertinent olive property queen of the night
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
indigo abnormal filthpig
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
stimulating effete hall hairy legs
  07/07/25
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Translucent Beady-eyed Stock Car
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
indigo abnormal filthpig
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
Razzmatazz Coffee Pot
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
stimulating effete hall hairy legs
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Translucent Beady-eyed Stock Car
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
indigo abnormal filthpig
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Translucent Beady-eyed Stock Car
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
indigo abnormal filthpig
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
Translucent Beady-eyed Stock Car
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
indigo abnormal filthpig
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
indigo abnormal filthpig
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Maniacal theater stage
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
Translucent Beady-eyed Stock Car
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impertinent olive property queen of the night
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
Dull ape rigor
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underhanded alpha multi-billionaire
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Translucent Beady-eyed Stock Car
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impertinent olive property queen of the night
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
cocky field
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
cyan sanctuary
  07/11/25
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impertinent olive property queen of the night
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
Chest-beating Native Trust Fund
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: impertinent olive property queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077689)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: High-end Lascivious Institution Therapy

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: impertinent olive property queen of the night

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: High-end Lascivious Institution Therapy

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: impertinent olive property queen of the night

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: soul-stirring address

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: impertinent olive property queen of the night

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Concupiscible Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077828)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Stubborn cracking brunch depressive

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: underhanded alpha multi-billionaire



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: soul-stirring address



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Twisted university masturbator



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Maniacal theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077984)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Histrionic Area Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Elite flatulent pervert



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Diverse whorehouse



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Translucent Beady-eyed Stock Car



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Dead Carmine Crackhouse Corn Cake



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: swashbuckling pearl step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: cyan sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093483)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: aquamarine medicated fanboi



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: mildly autistic bateful gay wizard



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Contagious Twinkling Cuckold Son Of Senegal



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: underhanded alpha multi-billionaire

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: High-end Lascivious Institution Therapy

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: underhanded alpha multi-billionaire

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: impertinent olive property queen of the night

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: underhanded alpha multi-billionaire

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: High-end Lascivious Institution Therapy

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: impertinent olive property queen of the night

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: underhanded alpha multi-billionaire

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: stimulating effete hall hairy legs

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: underhanded alpha multi-billionaire

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Orange Sweet Tailpipe Business Firm

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: comical internal respiration

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Contagious Twinkling Cuckold Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099448)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Maniacal theater stage

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: snowy chapel

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Coffee Pot

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Elite flatulent pervert

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: indigo abnormal filthpig

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: impertinent olive property queen of the night

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: stimulating effete hall hairy legs

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: impertinent olive property queen of the night

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: indigo abnormal filthpig

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: stimulating effete hall hairy legs

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Translucent Beady-eyed Stock Car



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: indigo abnormal filthpig

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Coffee Pot

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: stimulating effete hall hairy legs

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Translucent Beady-eyed Stock Car

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: indigo abnormal filthpig

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Translucent Beady-eyed Stock Car

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: indigo abnormal filthpig

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Translucent Beady-eyed Stock Car

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: indigo abnormal filthpig

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: indigo abnormal filthpig

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Maniacal theater stage



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Translucent Beady-eyed Stock Car

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: impertinent olive property queen of the night



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Dull ape rigor

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: underhanded alpha multi-billionaire



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Translucent Beady-eyed Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093480)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: impertinent olive property queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087316)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: cocky field

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: cyan sanctuary

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: impertinent olive property queen of the night



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Chest-beating Native Trust Fund

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099235)