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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
Crusty Grizzly Patrolman Candlestick Maker
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
Bull Headed Site Sandwich
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
Nofapping Silver Parlour
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
Bull Headed Site Sandwich
  07/14/25
100%
well-lubricated church building
  07/15/25
FAG
mildly autistic autistic stag film
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
Spectacular tantric stage trust fund
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
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fragrant rigor main people
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well-lubricated church building
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
Cordovan Indian Lodge
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
Crusty Grizzly Patrolman Candlestick Maker
  07/14/25
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maize temple selfie
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
Cordovan Indian Lodge
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
Crusty Grizzly Patrolman Candlestick Maker
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Cordovan Indian Lodge
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
Crusty Grizzly Patrolman Candlestick Maker
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
Cordovan Indian Lodge
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Purple laser beams messiness
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
shimmering corner
  07/15/25
Lol
Cordovan Indian Lodge
  07/15/25
jfc 180
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well-lubricated church building
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At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
Dun razzle-dazzle hall
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
fragrant rigor main people
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
Bull Headed Site Sandwich
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Nofapping Silver Parlour
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Cordovan Indian Lodge
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Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
Crusty Grizzly Patrolman Candlestick Maker
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
Bull Headed Site Sandwich
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
Crusty Grizzly Patrolman Candlestick Maker
  07/14/25
wut
cowardly narrow-minded national deer antler
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
Crusty Grizzly Patrolman Candlestick Maker
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
Khaki Fiercely-loyal Den
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No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
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mustard splenetic theatre affirmative action
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we all have brother
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Purple laser beams messiness
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
Insane frum pit
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vibrant step-uncle's house circlehead
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
scarlet meetinghouse weed whacker
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
Purple laser beams messiness
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
Rusted office wrinkle
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
Comical Ladyboy
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
Spruce theater
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
bossy contagious lodge puppy
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
Disturbing startled brunch
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
Umber Newt
  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
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mildly autistic autistic stag film
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Cordovan Indian Lodge
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well-lubricated church building
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
well-lubricated church building
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
Crusty Grizzly Patrolman Candlestick Maker
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Crusty Grizzly Patrolman Candlestick Maker

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Bull Headed Site Sandwich

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Nofapping Silver Parlour

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Bull Headed Site Sandwich

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: well-lubricated church building

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: mildly autistic autistic stag film

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Spectacular tantric stage trust fund

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Excitant Business Firm

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: fragrant rigor main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101500)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: well-lubricated church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Cordovan Indian Lodge

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Crusty Grizzly Patrolman Candlestick Maker

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: maize temple selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Cordovan Indian Lodge

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Crusty Grizzly Patrolman Candlestick Maker

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Cordovan Indian Lodge

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Crusty Grizzly Patrolman Candlestick Maker

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Cordovan Indian Lodge

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Purple laser beams messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: shimmering corner

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Cordovan Indian Lodge

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: mildly autistic autistic stag film

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: well-lubricated church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Dun razzle-dazzle hall

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: fragrant rigor main people

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Bull Headed Site Sandwich

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Nofapping Silver Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Cordovan Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Crusty Grizzly Patrolman Candlestick Maker

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Bull Headed Site Sandwich

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Crusty Grizzly Patrolman Candlestick Maker

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: cowardly narrow-minded national deer antler

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Crusty Grizzly Patrolman Candlestick Maker

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Smoky Cuck

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Purple laser beams messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Brilliant nursing home



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: talented property kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: concupiscible mental disorder liquid oxygen



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: gay rigpig



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Khaki Fiercely-loyal Den

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: talented property kitty

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Spectacular tantric stage trust fund



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: mustard splenetic theatre affirmative action



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: maize temple selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Bateful fuchsia cuckold nibblets



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Cordovan Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: brass forum mother



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: razzle violent regret coldplay fan



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: mustard splenetic theatre affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: well-lubricated church building

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: well-lubricated church building



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Purple laser beams messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Insane frum pit

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: vibrant step-uncle's house circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: scarlet meetinghouse weed whacker

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Purple laser beams messiness

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Rusted office wrinkle

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Comical Ladyboy

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Spruce theater

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: bossy contagious lodge puppy

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Disturbing startled brunch

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Umber Newt

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: shimmering corner

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Flatulent iridescent fanboi potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: mildly autistic autistic stag film



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Cordovan Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: well-lubricated church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: well-lubricated church building

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Crusty Grizzly Patrolman Candlestick Maker

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104451)