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wwop. rate this scholar: http://australiangoldenretriever...
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Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. L...
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*pencil pushing nerd from compliance fumes*
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Histrionic Incel
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lavender house
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Shimmering Wonderful Puppy
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cream keepsake machete
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this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
Rebellious school faggot firefighter
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fucking lol
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Fragrant Church
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underhanded turdskin
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blathering locus
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*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else rig...
Ultramarine bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor
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1800000
Sooty deer antler range
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legit
cream keepsake machete
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copper demanding dingle berry boistinker
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Height of assosciate?
Cracking cuckoldry corner
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6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
Ultramarine bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor
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lmfao
razzle maniacal trailer park travel guidebook
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LOL
Milky indian lodge
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lol
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tantric office nowag
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this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.
tan quadroon market
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Moar!
exciting flesh gaming laptop digit ratio
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the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
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Startling affirmative action
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cruel-hearted gas station
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Startling affirmative action
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Canary twisted people who are hurt dog poop
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I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
Shimmering Wonderful Puppy
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he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
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Avocado Tank Selfie
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It practically writes itself!
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Avocado Tank Selfie
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Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
Avocado Tank Selfie
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You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk r...
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brindle embarrassed to the bone point
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
cream keepsake machete
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Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
Shimmering Wonderful Puppy
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so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
cream keepsake machete
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Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
Shimmering Wonderful Puppy
  03/11/15
i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
cream keepsake machete
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Shit
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Razzmatazz domesticated home kitty
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This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.
Big-titted area hunting ground
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Fragrant Church
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Startling affirmative action
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Avocado Tank Selfie
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still going strong
Startling affirmative action
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(Chip Kelly)
Bateful dull ticket booth roast beef
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Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
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Khaki very tactful degenerate knife
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So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
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All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
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Shimmering Wonderful Puppy
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There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
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brindle embarrassed to the bone point
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cruel-hearted gas station
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mind-boggling nubile tanning salon
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"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of p...
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Rebellious school faggot firefighter
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mind-boggling nubile tanning salon
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*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!&...
Shimmering Wonderful Puppy
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*bark aves
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glittery kitchen hominid
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Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
Avocado Tank Selfie
  02/23/22
Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
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awkward feces
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All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
Bateful dull ticket booth roast beef
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WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
Spruce boyish multi-billionaire mediation
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Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
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Fragrant Church
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*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking...
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Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the ...
Bateful dull ticket booth roast beef
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OMG spot on movie voice guy!
tan quadroon market
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i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
Exhilarant impressive brunch
  03/12/15
you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
misunderstood vigorous immigrant
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I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
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Appetizing Mental Disorder Double Fault
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lmao
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Buff Wagecucks
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cruel-hearted gas station
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Startling affirmative action
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!!!
Avocado Tank Selfie
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Startling affirmative action
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Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the ...
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violet violent new version spot
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Zombie-like dilemma dragon
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Bull headed main people
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Charismatic Poppy Location Pisswyrm
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skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom &...
Balding rambunctious mad cow disease whorehouse
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Yellow fighting step-uncle's house
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Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
Big-titted area hunting ground
  03/12/15
Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
Shimmering Wonderful Puppy
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Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
swashbuckling trump supporter candlestick maker
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Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
Shimmering Wonderful Puppy
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don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
exciting flesh gaming laptop digit ratio
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Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
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Shimmering Wonderful Puppy
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Avocado Tank Selfie
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
Contagious Aquamarine Site
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Free-loading ruby hospital chad
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Bateful dull ticket booth roast beef
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Anal stag film sneaky criminal
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cream keepsake machete
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Startling affirmative action
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Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
Bateful dull ticket booth roast beef
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(Rick Reilly)
claret lascivious forum
  03/12/15
That hurt bro.
Bateful dull ticket booth roast beef
  03/12/15
great thread
Big half-breed heaven
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Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
tan quadroon market
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no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
Ultramarine bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor
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I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
Insane out-of-control jew hell
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
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violet violent new version spot
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
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Mustard vivacious halford regret
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
multi-colored ungodly space newt
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Massive Passionate Theater Stage Sex Offender
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*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
Startling affirmative action
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Avocado Tank Selfie
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"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
Mustard vivacious halford regret
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Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
Kink-friendly Marvelous Masturbator
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Avocado Tank Selfie
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bump for Buddy
Mustard vivacious halford regret
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We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
lavender house
  03/14/15
This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
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"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going...
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Khaki very tactful degenerate knife
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Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
brindle embarrassed to the bone point
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Chrome electric azn set
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hateful piazza skinny woman
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*makes Buddy partner*
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Bateful dull ticket booth roast beef
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Aqua resort
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mind-boggling nubile tanning salon
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ruh roh
Appetizing Mental Disorder Double Fault
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Free-loading ruby hospital chad
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who's a good associate?
misunderstood vigorous immigrant
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http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
garnet plaza dysfunction
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Shimmering Wonderful Puppy
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mind-boggling nubile tanning salon
  04/03/15
imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
Soul-stirring ebony coffee pot
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HOLY SHIT 180000000
Shimmering Wonderful Puppy
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1800000000000000000
Khaki very tactful degenerate knife
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Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
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Sienna talented principal's office
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cruel-hearted gas station
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irradiated address
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holy fucking shit
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cream keepsake machete
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Doobsian background story
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Buff Wagecucks
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Ivory Confused Box Office
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Bull headed main people
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cruel-hearted gas station
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Avocado Tank Selfie
  02/21/22
go Get Em!
Startling affirmative action
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Avocado Tank Selfie
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Galvanic opaque electric furnace
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180
Free-loading ruby hospital chad
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180^180
Exhilarant impressive brunch
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Appetizing Mental Disorder Double Fault
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cream keepsake machete
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Maroon Diverse Crackhouse Useless Brakes
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I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
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chestnut center wrinkle
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Slate kitty cat chapel
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Startling affirmative action
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Avocado Tank Selfie
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Startling affirmative action
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up-to-no-good cyan mood
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HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our ...
Contagious Aquamarine Site
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underrated
comical shitlib theatre
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up-to-no-good cyan mood
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Free-loading ruby hospital chad
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https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
Appetizing Mental Disorder Double Fault
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Shimmering Wonderful Puppy
  06/03/15
Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
Iridescent pocket flask
  06/03/15
Ouch
Shimmering Wonderful Puppy
  06/10/15
SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
Yellow fighting step-uncle's house
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Avocado Tank Selfie
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Khaki very tactful degenerate knife
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180
Supple mint stead corn cake
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Anal stag film sneaky criminal
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Khaki very tactful degenerate knife
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Free-loading ruby hospital chad
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up-to-no-good cyan mood
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Autistic toilet seat messiness
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it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
ruddy senate
  09/03/15
Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
Free-loading ruby hospital chad
  09/18/15
Happy Friday, brothers.
chestnut center wrinkle
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Shimmering Wonderful Puppy
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Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
Free-loading ruby hospital chad
  01/12/16
This bort could use a palate cleanser today
chestnut center wrinkle
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I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
exciting flesh gaming laptop digit ratio
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Slate kitty cat chapel
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Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
Rose sexy liquid oxygen
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Slate kitty cat chapel
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Avocado Tank Selfie
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Avocado Tank Selfie
  02/21/22
uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
fishy lodge
  04/14/16
needed more golden retrievers
Slate kitty cat chapel
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https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
Slate kitty cat chapel
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self-absorbed legal warrant milk
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Slate kitty cat chapel
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Threads like these are why this bort is the best
Buff Wagecucks
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chestnut center wrinkle
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CR.
Avocado Tank Selfie
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Free-loading ruby hospital chad
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Slate kitty cat chapel
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i really like it here
Shimmering Wonderful Puppy
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Avocado Tank Selfie
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Avocado Tank Selfie
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Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
Avocado Tank Selfie
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Buff Wagecucks
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Slate kitty cat chapel
  10/09/16
One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
Buff Wagecucks
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Slate kitty cat chapel
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Shimmering Wonderful Puppy
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aromatic cocky nursing home
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Avocado Tank Selfie
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Woah CR friend :-)
Avocado Tank Selfie
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Buff Wagecucks
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Zippy abode
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self-absorbed legal warrant milk
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Buff Wagecucks
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BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
Sable pervert
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Free-loading ruby hospital chad
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Fluffy Gold Codepig
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Buff Wagecucks
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Slate kitty cat chapel
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Racy sapphire fat ankles
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Fluffy Gold Codepig
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Obsidian stain
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Milky indian lodge
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Free-loading ruby hospital chad
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TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds...
laughsome weed whacker
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:07 PM
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Date: July 10th, 2017 10:26 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:11 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:12 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:13 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:16 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:17 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: chestnut center wrinkle

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:24 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:27 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: Sooty deer antler range

Nebbish balding OCD senior associate picks up his pencil only to find it COVERED in slobber

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: exciting flesh gaming laptop digit ratio



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: Sooty deer antler range

"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to the courthouse by 5, not with this traffic! Unless....."

*partners cast a thoughtful eye toward Buddy*

*James Brown's I Feel Good plays as Buddy bursts out the front door of the building with his necktie collar flapping over his shoulder and the motion in his TumiDog briefcase backpack as he races down the sidewalk*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: Rebellious school faggot firefighter

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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:38 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:50 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:22 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:05 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: Ultramarine bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor

*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else right before the security guard flips the sign from "open" to "closed"*

*security guard gives chase as buddy runs up to the judge's office*

Judge: "this is an outrage! in all my years on the bench, i've never seen a dog in the court house! if i had my way i'd--"

Cute Legal Assistant who's also the GF of the biglaw associate that brought in buddy: "Sir, that dog is a licensed attorney. He has just as much of a right to be here as you or me."

*guard and judge exchange quizical glances*

*cute legal assistant removes motion from TumiDogPack, hands to judge*

*she gives buddy a kiss and tells him to be a good boy--slips letter to her associate boyfriend in the DogPAck*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:35 PM
Author: Sooty deer antler range

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:36 PM
Author: cream keepsake machete

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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:24 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:40 PM
Author: Cracking cuckoldry corner

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Date: March 12th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: Ultramarine bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor

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Date: October 28th, 2016 12:14 AM
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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: Milky indian lodge

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:25 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: tan quadroon market

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:20 PM
Author: exciting flesh gaming laptop digit ratio

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Chrome electric azn set

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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: Heady parlor

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Shimmering Wonderful Puppy

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

Also tagline suggestions are welcome; my default will be " he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!"

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: coral 180 garrison philosopher-king

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

LOL

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Author: Khaki very tactful degenerate knife



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: exciting flesh gaming laptop digit ratio

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Avocado Tank Selfie

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: excitant tripping library

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: Shimmering Wonderful Puppy



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Author: brindle embarrassed to the bone point



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: cream keepsake machete

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Shimmering Wonderful Puppy

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: cream keepsake machete

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: Shimmering Wonderful Puppy

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: cream keepsake machete

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Shimmering Wonderful Puppy

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Khaki very tactful degenerate knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: Razzmatazz domesticated home kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Big-titted area hunting ground

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Fragrant Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: Shimmering Wonderful Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: Startling affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: Avocado Tank Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43987359)



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: Startling affirmative action

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Bateful dull ticket booth roast beef

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Shimmering Wonderful Puppy

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Khaki very tactful degenerate knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: excitant tripping library

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Bateful dull ticket booth roast beef

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Shimmering Wonderful Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: excitant tripping library

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Bateful dull ticket booth roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: Startled meetinghouse coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: brindle embarrassed to the bone point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: cruel-hearted gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43566246)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: mind-boggling nubile tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: coral 180 garrison philosopher-king

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Shimmering Wonderful Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: bearded nighttime antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Rebellious school faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: mind-boggling nubile tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Shimmering Wonderful Puppy

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: cerebral field personal credit line

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: glittery kitchen hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: Avocado Tank Selfie

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: coral 180 garrison philosopher-king

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: awkward feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Bateful dull ticket booth roast beef

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: Spruce boyish multi-billionaire mediation

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: chestnut center wrinkle

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: coral 180 garrison philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: blathering locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: carnelian hairraiser rehab foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: awkward feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Fragrant Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: Khaki very tactful degenerate knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: trip magenta shrine french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: Ultramarine bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: Rebellious school faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: light athletic conference gunner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Burgundy factory reset button private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Bateful dull ticket booth roast beef

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: tan quadroon market

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Exhilarant impressive brunch

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: misunderstood vigorous immigrant

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: clear boltzmann doctorate

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: up-to-no-good cyan mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Appetizing Mental Disorder Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: dashing church building macaca

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: Know-it-all beta cruise ship haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Jet-lagged erotic toaster clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583780)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: cream keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: floppy sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30562456)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Buff Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30922939)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: Buff Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32227702)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Buff Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#33167688)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: Gay national water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: cruel-hearted gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39504529)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: Startling affirmative action

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: Avocado Tank Selfie

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43584504)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
Author: misanthropic yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#47524040)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Startling affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#49344205)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: chestnut center wrinkle

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: violet violent new version spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Zombie-like dilemma dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: Bull headed main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39053692)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Charismatic Poppy Location Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Balding rambunctious mad cow disease whorehouse

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: Yellow fighting step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Big-titted area hunting ground

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: Shimmering Wonderful Puppy

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: swashbuckling trump supporter candlestick maker

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Shimmering Wonderful Puppy

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: exciting flesh gaming laptop digit ratio

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: chestnut center wrinkle

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Shimmering Wonderful Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479185)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Avocado Tank Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44001649)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Contagious Aquamarine Site

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: Free-loading ruby hospital chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Bateful dull ticket booth roast beef

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Titillating Amethyst Sound Barrier Business Firm

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Anal stag film sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479199)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: cream keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583833)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Startling affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43587064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Bateful dull ticket booth roast beef

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: claret lascivious forum

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Bateful dull ticket booth roast beef

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: Big half-breed heaven

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: tan quadroon market

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Ultramarine bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Insane out-of-control jew hell

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Mustard vivacious halford regret

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: violet violent new version spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Mustard vivacious halford regret

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Mustard vivacious halford regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: multi-colored ungodly space newt

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Massive Passionate Theater Stage Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: Startling affirmative action

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: Avocado Tank Selfie

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Mustard vivacious halford regret

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Marvelous Masturbator

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Avocado Tank Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Mustard vivacious halford regret

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: lavender house

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: motley national security agency

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: motley national security agency

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: Khaki very tactful degenerate knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: brindle embarrassed to the bone point

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Chrome electric azn set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: hateful piazza skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: multi-colored ungodly space newt

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: Bateful dull ticket booth roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Aqua resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: mind-boggling nubile tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Appetizing Mental Disorder Double Fault

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Free-loading ruby hospital chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: misunderstood vigorous immigrant

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: garnet plaza dysfunction

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Shimmering Wonderful Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: mind-boggling nubile tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: Soul-stirring ebony coffee pot

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Shimmering Wonderful Puppy

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Khaki very tactful degenerate knife

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: up-to-no-good cyan mood

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: sinister base pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27608895)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: Sienna talented principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27615650)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: Ultramarine bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27630643)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Free-loading ruby hospital chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Appetizing Mental Disorder Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027499)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: plum generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027555)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: cruel-hearted gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28084155)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: irradiated address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28638620)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: dashing church building macaca

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: cream keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583871)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: Doobsian background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31449727)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Buff Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31598240)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Ivory Confused Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#35253023)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: Bull headed main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39053699)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: cruel-hearted gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43566259)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Avocado Tank Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44001618)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: Startling affirmative action

go Get Em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: Avocado Tank Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44011456)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: Galvanic opaque electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27625755)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Free-loading ruby hospital chad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27752608)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Exhilarant impressive brunch

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27849278)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Appetizing Mental Disorder Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027509)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: cream keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583876)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Maroon Diverse Crackhouse Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#35253013)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: Free-loading ruby hospital chad

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: Free-loading ruby hospital chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27849185)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: chestnut center wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28638610)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: Slate kitty cat chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30274731)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: Startling affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43566283)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Avocado Tank Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43587046)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Startling affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#49344212)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: up-to-no-good cyan mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27771861)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: Contagious Aquamarine Site

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: comical shitlib theatre

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: up-to-no-good cyan mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27962643)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Free-loading ruby hospital chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027478)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Appetizing Mental Disorder Double Fault

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: Shimmering Wonderful Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Iridescent pocket flask

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: Shimmering Wonderful Puppy

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Yellow fighting step-uncle's house

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Avocado Tank Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44011461)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: Khaki very tactful degenerate knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28083832)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: Supple mint stead corn cake

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28083836)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Anal stag film sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28083838)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: Khaki very tactful degenerate knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28083850)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Free-loading ruby hospital chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28380740)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: up-to-no-good cyan mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28632763)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Autistic toilet seat messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28632766)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: ruddy senate

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: Free-loading ruby hospital chad

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: chestnut center wrinkle

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: Shimmering Wonderful Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29122556)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Free-loading ruby hospital chad

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: chestnut center wrinkle

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: exciting flesh gaming laptop digit ratio

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: Slate kitty cat chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30097676)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: Rose sexy liquid oxygen

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30097875)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Slate kitty cat chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30241752)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Avocado Tank Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43587049)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Avocado Tank Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44001619)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: fishy lodge

uhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30274638)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Slate kitty cat chapel

needed more golden retrievers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30290881)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Slate kitty cat chapel

https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing-suit-and-tie.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30290859)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: self-absorbed legal warrant milk



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Slate kitty cat chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30562433)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Buff Wagecucks

Threads like these are why this bort is the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30562467)



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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: chestnut center wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30935970)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Avocado Tank Selfie

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43587047)



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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: Free-loading ruby hospital chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30881680)



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Slate kitty cat chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31038347)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: Shimmering Wonderful Puppy

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31039776)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Avocado Tank Selfie



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Avocado Tank Selfie



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: Avocado Tank Selfie

Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44011466)



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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: Buff Wagecucks



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: Slate kitty cat chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31598188)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Buff Wagecucks

One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartwarming finest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31598202)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Slate kitty cat chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31598445)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: Shimmering Wonderful Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31598719)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Free-loading ruby hospital chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31632749)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: aromatic cocky nursing home



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Avocado Tank Selfie



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Avocado Tank Selfie

Woah CR friend :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44011476)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: Buff Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31714746)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Zippy abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31742386)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: self-absorbed legal warrant milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32169807)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Buff Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32227605)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: Sable pervert

BigLaw Bud part 2:

korean opposing counsel has a novel strategy to defeat Bud ... but it involves a fork and knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32227674)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Free-loading ruby hospital chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32312509)



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: Free-loading ruby hospital chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32461086)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Fluffy Gold Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32547026)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: Buff Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32593754)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: Slate kitty cat chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32593931)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: Racy sapphire fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32972265)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Fluffy Gold Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#33409133)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: Obsidian stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#33409169)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: Milky indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#33437339)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Free-loading ruby hospital chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#33985675)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: laughsome weed whacker

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#33985693)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: Free-loading ruby hospital chad

Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog allergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#33985710)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: Avocado Tank Selfie



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Date: April 22nd, 2022 4:24 PM
Author: Avocado Tank Selfie



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Spectacular Parlour



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Gay national water buffalo

Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talent and wisdom to accomplish virtually anything and what we decide to do with that power is poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#34010145)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Avocado Tank Selfie

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44011480)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: Odious blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#34022170)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: peach persian giraffe

he made equity partner

https://i.imgur.com/HsIjrxd.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#34113484)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: Avocado Tank Selfie

Gorgeous jet set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44011494)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: magical concupiscible karate

Apparently, something in the rules does say this:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2017/11/02/the-suspect-told-police-give-me-a-lawyer-dog-the-court-says-he-wasnt-asking-for-a-lawyer/?sw_bypass=true&utm_term=.56a8c8451977

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#34596394)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: Green queen of the night



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Date: November 5th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: alcoholic reading party ape



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: Bull headed main people



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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Slate kitty cat chapel



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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: self-absorbed legal warrant milk



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: Slate kitty cat chapel



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: Canary twisted people who are hurt dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#35366774)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Free-loading ruby hospital chad

Happy Friday everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#36631904)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author: stimulating azure patrolman stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#38399330)



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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: pungent violent menage

Golden retriever DISBARRED and DONE HERE after attacking another lawyer in the courthouse lobby:

https://www.boredpanda.com/homeless-cat-hired-employee-dr-leon-advogato/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#38876452)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: hyperventilating silver property indirect expression

Diversity hire: https://apnews.com/f170327ce22340f09b98afc5532a1de2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39053685)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:32 PM
Author: provocative public bath



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:36 PM
Author: adventurous haunting fanboi



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:44 AM
Author: Startling affirmative action

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#47524036)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: awkward feces

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39059516)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: awkward feces

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39061680)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: provocative public bath

See above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39061716)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: awkward feces

oh son of a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39061816)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: beady-eyed nofapping friendly grandma

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39504537)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: Avocado Tank Selfie



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:40 AM
Author: Long Doobsian Flying J RedWang Hehe-ing ( )

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#49521933)



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Date: February 9th, 2021 7:27 PM
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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:34 AM
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Date: December 6th, 2021 11:20 PM
Author: Avocado Tank Selfie



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Date: March 2nd, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: Startling affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44066414)



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Date: October 5th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: Startling affirmative action

The best scene was the Discovery Montage of Bud digging through the file boxes for his bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#45283374)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 7:21 PM
Author: cruel-hearted gas station



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Date: January 4th, 2023 11:48 AM
Author: Startling affirmative action

and now he's Speaker of the House! The 3rd most powerful pup in the land

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#45739945)



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Date: February 6th, 2024 5:13 AM
Author: Startling affirmative action



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Date: October 12th, 2025 2:13 PM
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