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Hairraiser Unholy Hall Hunting Ground
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All of Freddy got fingered is gold
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Cr
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slutmobile obv
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stirring legal warrant liquid oxygen
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slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
Autistic talented whorehouse friendly grandma
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Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
stirring legal warrant liquid oxygen
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yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
Autistic talented whorehouse friendly grandma
  05/05/25
180
stirring legal warrant liquid oxygen
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undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
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not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
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There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
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Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
Contagious selfie
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180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
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comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
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when he put his bum on the Swedish
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Marrying Drew Barrymore
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minor league baseball announcer was 180.
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scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
Cream Lettuce
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I like undercutters pizza.
sable travel guidebook
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great thread ty.
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Hairraiser Unholy Hall Hunting Ground
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
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Contagious selfie
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“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
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He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
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oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
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scholarship is 180, boner police
chest-beating puppy
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it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
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I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: Hairraiser Unholy Hall Hunting Ground



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Cocky pearl brunch kitty cat

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907144)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: slap-happy alcoholic azn

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907329)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: sable travel guidebook



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: sexy genital piercing



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: chest-beating puppy



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: shimmering space

slutmobile obv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907146)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: stirring legal warrant liquid oxygen

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907149)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: shimmering space

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: stirring legal warrant liquid oxygen



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Autistic talented whorehouse friendly grandma

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907150)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: stirring legal warrant liquid oxygen

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907176)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Autistic talented whorehouse friendly grandma

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: stirring legal warrant liquid oxygen

180

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Cracking Fluffy Useless Brakes Kitchen

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907215)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Saffron locale

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: haunting bisexual mood property



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Swashbuckling half-breed

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Contagious selfie

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907259)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: Swashbuckling half-breed

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: sexy genital piercing

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: multi-colored library

when he put his bum on the Swedish

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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: appetizing affirmative action

Marrying Drew Barrymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907249)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Saffron locale

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907315)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: Cream Lettuce

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907363)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: sable travel guidebook

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Contagious selfie

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Hairraiser Unholy Hall Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908231)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Contagious selfie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: Hairraiser Unholy Hall Hunting Ground

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918758)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Contagious selfie



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Stubborn really tough guy

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Exhilarant Abode

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Canary Hideous Headpube

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: sexy genital piercing

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Stubborn really tough guy

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: chest-beating puppy

scholarship is 180, boner police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910100)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: Stubborn really tough guy

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Stubborn really tough guy

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Hairraiser Unholy Hall Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48970687)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Stubborn really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48995926)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: copper titillating university death wish

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Unhinged hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918067)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: magenta out-of-control old irish cottage base

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918763)