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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
Arousing Dragon Therapy
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
Big cuckoldry
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
Arousing Dragon Therapy
  11/11/25
i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
Big cuckoldry
  11/11/25
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aromatic skinny woman masturbator
  11/11/25
Just tell some n word jokes.
Sapphire concupiscible heaven
  11/11/25
Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
galvanic field useless brakes
  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
Arousing Dragon Therapy
  11/11/25
https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed
galvanic field useless brakes
  11/11/25
smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts
stirring slippery trump supporter water buffalo
  11/11/25
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clutch catchphrase
  11/12/25
arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https...
orchid pontificating brunch
  11/11/25
Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonig...
Arousing Dragon Therapy
  11/11/25
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Aphrodisiac swollen trailer park background story
  11/11/25
go, get drunk, come home late af
curious locale
  11/11/25
Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
insanely creepy school cafeteria friendly grandma
  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
Arousing Dragon Therapy
  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
insanely creepy school cafeteria friendly grandma
  11/11/25
...
curious locale
  11/11/25
wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out y...
heady free-loading dopamine telephone
  11/11/25
is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
Arousing Dragon Therapy
  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
wild chocolate crotch
  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
heady free-loading dopamine telephone
  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
Sticky roast beef resort
  11/11/25
do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
Arousing Dragon Therapy
  11/11/25
were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
electric macaca feces
  11/11/25
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.,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
  11/12/25
lmfao
orange really tough guy associate
  11/12/25
Aren’t iPods crazy?
Fishy Soggy Indian Lodge Digit Ratio
  11/11/25
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Sticky roast beef resort
  11/11/25
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Brilliant Sandwich
  11/11/25
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Darn tootin
  11/12/25
sprinted here
Paralegal Jahangir
  11/12/25
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.,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
  11/12/25
relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
floppy massive set
  11/11/25
i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brie...
Arousing Dragon Therapy
  11/11/25
tp
Unholy whorehouse mexican
  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
frisky aqua patrolman
  11/11/25
direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casu...
Hairraiser Haunting Ceo
  11/11/25
i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
Arousing Dragon Therapy
  11/11/25
Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well.....
razzle-dazzle submissive station faggot firefighter
  11/11/25
...
Arousing Dragon Therapy
  11/11/25
wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont ...
Godawful bateful library hunting ground
  11/11/25
...
Arousing Dragon Therapy
  11/11/25
...
.,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
  11/12/25
Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well ...
Brilliant Sandwich
  11/11/25
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Turquoise cerebral temple
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chestnut fragrant home
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Big cuckoldry
  11/11/25
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Aphrodisiac swollen trailer park background story
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frisky aqua patrolman
  11/11/25
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Nothing Ever Happens
  11/12/25
they probably are unaware about the superior playing style o...
excitant main people
  11/11/25
How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prep...
Arousing Dragon Therapy
  11/11/25
3 words: pepper thine angus
,;;,
  11/12/25
You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimu...
Puta Judia
  11/12/25


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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Arousing Dragon Therapy

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Big cuckoldry

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Arousing Dragon Therapy

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Big cuckoldry

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: aromatic skinny woman masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421713)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Sapphire concupiscible heaven

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: galvanic field useless brakes

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Arousing Dragon Therapy

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: galvanic field useless brakes

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: stirring slippery trump supporter water buffalo

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420945)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: clutch catchphrase



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49422488)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: orchid pontificating brunch

arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fpaulie-walnuts-gualtieri-from-the-sopranos-v0-ebzxdtl4kcbd1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D429%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D4d5bbbe48b9e1565ced7612b7a6f5cea18852ad5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Arousing Dragon Therapy

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac swollen trailer park background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421769)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: curious locale

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: insanely creepy school cafeteria friendly grandma

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Arousing Dragon Therapy

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: insanely creepy school cafeteria friendly grandma

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: curious locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: heady free-loading dopamine telephone

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Arousing Dragon Therapy

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: wild chocolate crotch

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: heady free-loading dopamine telephone

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Sticky roast beef resort

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Arousing Dragon Therapy

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: electric macaca feces

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49423279)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: orange really tough guy associate

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Fishy Soggy Indian Lodge Digit Ratio

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Sticky roast beef resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421701)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Brilliant Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: Darn tootin (πŸΎπŸ‘£)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49422505)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Paralegal Jahangir

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49423280)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: floppy massive set

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Arousing Dragon Therapy

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Unholy whorehouse mexican

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: frisky aqua patrolman

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Hairraiser Haunting Ceo

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Arousing Dragon Therapy

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle submissive station faggot firefighter

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Arousing Dragon Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420951)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Godawful bateful library hunting ground

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Arousing Dragon Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49423284)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Brilliant Sandwich

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Turquoise cerebral temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421291)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: chestnut fragrant home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421338)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Big cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421686)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac swollen trailer park background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: frisky aqua patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421791)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49422490)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: excitant main people

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Arousing Dragon Therapy

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: ,;;,

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Puta Judia

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49424851)