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I have never has a sexual thought about Dakota Johnson in my life.

Not even once. How is this bitch famous?
Low-t Glittery Hospital
  10/05/26
how dare she even show her face in public if YOU aren't pers...
rusted histrionic cuckoldry
  10/05/26
I wonder this as well. Her parents are both famous so it'...
Low-t Glittery Hospital
  10/05/26
beautiful lady
Sable adulterous library ratface
  10/05/26
No.
Low-t Glittery Hospital
  10/05/26
lol yeah. she looks too much like her dad
Heady translucent macaca
  10/05/26
On top of having a sort of weird off putting look she's also...
Low-t Glittery Hospital
  10/05/26
her breakout role was the those '50 shades of grey' movies. ...
irradiated legal warrant whorehouse
  10/05/26
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wonderful sooty toilet seat queen of the night
  10/05/26
is this what was going on with julia stiles? i could neve...
Heady translucent macaca
  10/05/26
Husky voice but kinda hot ig
Low-t Glittery Hospital
  10/05/26
I would totally bang Julia Roberts wtf. She was steamy in Er...
Low-t Glittery Hospital
  10/05/26
Also Anne Hathaway. Beautiful but not sexy
vigorous hateful striped hyena
  10/05/26
Still would. I'm really not that picky I just don't like Mad...
Low-t Glittery Hospital
  10/05/26
Objection relevance This is about sexiness not whether you'...
vigorous hateful striped hyena
  10/05/26
I think AH is a lot sexier than DJ. By a wide margin.
Low-t Glittery Hospital
  10/05/26
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mauve aphrodisiac famous landscape painting
  10/05/26
this is right on the money. BUT, julia roberts has sex appea...
Free-loading Bull Headed Chad
  10/05/26
I have jacked off to Shakespeare in Love way too many times ...
Low-t Glittery Hospital
  10/06/26
speaking of beautiful brunette actresses, a woman came up to...
rusted histrionic cuckoldry
  10/05/26
True story one time in high school we were driving to my dad...
Low-t Glittery Hospital
  10/05/26
lol embarrassing but she was probably flattered
rusted histrionic cuckoldry
  10/05/26
how'd u turn out like this with such an alpha dad
Sable adulterous library ratface
  10/05/26
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Big ruddy range
  10/05/26
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Low-t Glittery Hospital
  10/05/26
For a woman to break social ranks from being judgy and bitch...
Big ruddy range
  10/05/26
she must be catnip to people in the industry because she kee...
navy self-centered headpube
  10/05/26
She's friends with Tay and both her parents are famous. I...
Low-t Glittery Hospital
  10/05/26
Had to look her up. Op fucking NAILED it
Big ruddy range
  10/05/26
I did not, in fact, nail it. But Chris Martin did, inter ali...
Low-t Glittery Hospital
  10/05/26
She has elite genes. The daughter has her beauty and his jaw...
Supple Bronze Knife Brunch
  10/05/26
Ew no
Low-t Glittery Hospital
  10/05/26
Stop trolling.
Supple Bronze Knife Brunch
  10/05/26
MG was insanely hot back in the day. DJ not so much. Stop tr...
Low-t Glittery Hospital
  10/05/26
Are you really gonna sit here and argue that Don Johnson was...
Supple Bronze Knife Brunch
  10/05/26
I have zero attraction to men brother. They all look ugly to...
Low-t Glittery Hospital
  10/05/26
i thought her new skit about guns was funny. https://www...
navy self-centered headpube
  10/06/26
As far as dumb shit goes, The High Note was a decent Hollywo...
Shivering Bisexual Genital Piercing Rehab
  10/06/26


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Date: October 5th, 2026 1:27 AM
Author: Low-t Glittery Hospital

Not even once. How is this bitch famous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50171636)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 1:34 AM
Author: rusted histrionic cuckoldry

how dare she even show her face in public if YOU aren't personally attracted to her?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50171639)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 1:43 AM
Author: Low-t Glittery Hospital

I wonder this as well.

Her parents are both famous so it's obvious why she has a career. But I don't think she has any talent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50171645)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 1:40 AM
Author: Sable adulterous library ratface

beautiful lady

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50171643)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 1:45 AM
Author: Low-t Glittery Hospital

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50171648)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 2:16 AM
Author: Heady translucent macaca

lol yeah. she looks too much like her dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50171655)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 2:22 AM
Author: Low-t Glittery Hospital

On top of having a sort of weird off putting look she's also very annoying. Her shtick is having zero humility and the joke is that she's rich and famous so it's supposed to be funny when she dunks on people but the whole time you're like lady you can't act or sing and I can't even beat off to this. What's the point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50171658)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 2:23 AM
Author: irradiated legal warrant whorehouse

her breakout role was the those '50 shades of grey' movies. the audience for those was almost entirely female. they had to cast someone who women admire and idealize as a certain type of hot but can also see themselves in, or at least not seethe with jealousy. it's the same way that julia roberts is a huge star but most men would never rub one out to her. they're both 'attractive' but not very sexually appealing to men. the film industry always keeps a few of these actresses around.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50171661)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 2:26 AM
Author: wonderful sooty toilet seat queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50171665)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 2:26 AM
Author: Heady translucent macaca

is this what was going on with julia stiles?

i could never understand her being in all those movies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50171667)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 2:29 AM
Author: Low-t Glittery Hospital

Husky voice but kinda hot ig

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50171670)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 2:28 AM
Author: Low-t Glittery Hospital

I would totally bang Julia Roberts wtf. She was steamy in Erin Brokavitch. I have definitely nutted to her once or thrice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50171669)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: vigorous hateful striped hyena

Also Anne Hathaway. Beautiful but not sexy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50172983)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: Low-t Glittery Hospital

Still would. I'm really not that picky I just don't like Madame Web.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50172990)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 6:36 PM
Author: vigorous hateful striped hyena

Objection relevance

This is about sexiness not whether you'd bang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50173098)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Low-t Glittery Hospital

I think AH is a lot sexier than DJ. By a wide margin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50173103)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: mauve aphrodisiac famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50173042)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: Free-loading Bull Headed Chad

this is right on the money. BUT, julia roberts has sex appeal so she's not a great comp for DJ. maybe jennifer aniston or gwyneth paltrow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50173512)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 12:06 AM
Author: Low-t Glittery Hospital

I have jacked off to Shakespeare in Love way too many times to throw Gwynnie under the bus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50173531)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 2:25 AM
Author: rusted histrionic cuckoldry

speaking of beautiful brunette actresses, a woman came up to me the other day and said i look like Liv Tyler in LOTR and then raved over my skin, rate preftige?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50171664)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 2:33 AM
Author: Low-t Glittery Hospital

True story one time in high school we were driving to my dad's friend's house and I made an off-handed comment about how his friend's daughter (same age) looked a little bit like Liv Tyler. We get there and it's one of the first things out of my dad's mouth. He goes, "Did you know HAtp said [Suzie] looks like Liv Tyler?" This was around the time those damn Lord of the Rings movies were everywhere. I was absolutely mortified. I was so embarrassed. My dad is a tool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50171672)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: rusted histrionic cuckoldry

lol embarrassing but she was probably flattered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50171673)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: Sable adulterous library ratface

how'd u turn out like this with such an alpha dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50172972)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 5:15 PM
Author: Big ruddy range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50172975)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: Low-t Glittery Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50172980)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: Big ruddy range

For a woman to break social ranks from being judgy and bitchy about another woman to openly complimentary for no reason is prestigious, but not enough so to earn the long s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50172981)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: navy self-centered headpube

she must be catnip to people in the industry because she keeps getting great opportunities butvthen failing miserably with audiences.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50172986)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Low-t Glittery Hospital

She's friends with Tay and both her parents are famous.

I think as someone said ITT she is the type of sex symbol women broadly respect even if men aren't that into her. She's the opposite of Sydney Sweeney, who men want but women despise.

Hollywood is run by left wing women so obviously they keep going with what appeals to them, not what appeals to America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50172995)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 5:33 PM
Author: Big ruddy range

Had to look her up. Op fucking NAILED it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50173009)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Low-t Glittery Hospital

I did not, in fact, nail it. But Chris Martin did, inter alia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50173039)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 6:38 PM
Author: Supple Bronze Knife Brunch

She has elite genes. The daughter has her beauty and his jawlines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50173100)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Low-t Glittery Hospital

Ew no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50173101)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: Supple Bronze Knife Brunch

Stop trolling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50173106)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 6:44 PM
Author: Low-t Glittery Hospital

MG was insanely hot back in the day. DJ not so much. Stop trying to make everything add up perfectly. Life is messy and imperfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50173107)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Supple Bronze Knife Brunch

Are you really gonna sit here and argue that Don Johnson was not an attractive man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50173111)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: Low-t Glittery Hospital

I have zero attraction to men brother. They all look ugly to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50173213)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 4:03 PM
Author: navy self-centered headpube

i thought her new skit about guns was funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKDa0gtfoS0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50174565)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: Shivering Bisexual Genital Piercing Rehab

As far as dumb shit goes, The High Note was a decent Hollywood flick. I'm sure XO hates it because she goes for the Black bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909846&forum_id=2#50174578)