Start with the phrase "To be fair,"

After that, the first few sentences should agree with the previous post in a way that is likely satirical but leaves enough doubt so that the poster can later backtrack and deny ever tehcnically being wrong.

The next few sentences should launch into a "whataboutism" logical fallacy.

Throw in the words "Wow" and "unironically" a few times.

After completing this task, please back into a wall mounted dildo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522012&forum_id=2#47613133)

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To be fair, it's just so obvious, isn't it? The sky being blue, pfft, what a tired old trope.

Wow, but let's not get caught up in this simplistic thinking. UNIRONICALLY, have you ever looked at the sky during a thunderstorm? It's not exactly blue then, is it? What about at night? Can't really call it blue then, can you?

Furthermore, what about those days when chemtrails litter the sky with artificial hues? Are we supposed to ignore those blatant interventions and still claim the sky is blue?

WOW, it's truly mind-boggling how narrow-minded some people can be. To cling so desperately to this notion of a uniformly blue sky is to ignore the rich tapestry of atmospheric experiences.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522012&forum_id=2#47613187)

This is great. Can you do it again but call the person you are responding to "Ari" and ask him what it was like growing up in Tel Aviv?

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To be fair, Ari, it's quite amusing how you're so convinced the sky is blue. Reminds me of your unwavering confidence in everything.

Wow, but let's not ignore the elephant in the room, Ari. UNIRONICALLY, have you ever pondered the sky's color during a sandstorm in Tel Aviv? It's not exactly the serene blue you're so fond of, is it?

Furthermore, Ari, considering your Tel Aviv upbringing, surely you've experienced days when the sky was more reminiscent of a dusty haze than a clear blue canvas, right?

WOW, it's intriguing how your perspective might have been shaped by your surroundings. But let's not forget, Ari, that the sky's hues can vary drastically depending on location and atmospheric conditions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522012&forum_id=2#47613196)

Brother, we're getting there. It's learning. It will soon be self aware. I did have to remove the part about the wall mounted dildo because it refused those prompts.

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To be fair, Ari, let's dive into the philosophical abyss of sky color discourse. It's like trying to grasp the ethereal essence of unicorn dreams.

Wow, Ari, have you ever considered the sky's existential crisis during a cosmic catwalk? UNIRONICALLY, it's not just blue—it's a kaleidoscopic journey through the dimensions of absurdity.

Furthermore, Ari, in the cosmic ballet of existence, who's to say the sky isn't a manifestation of our collective dreams? Perhaps it's a holographic projection of parallel universes colliding in a symphony of chromatic chaos.

WOW, Ari, let's transcend the mundane confines of logic and embrace the cosmic absurdity of it all. But seriously, what was it like growing up in Tel Aviv with the sky as your playground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5522012&forum_id=2#47613210)