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35 y/o ibanker dies after 100 hour work week makes his heart explode (nypost)

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-d...
Arousing turdskin legal warrant
  05/10/24
it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in t...
cheese-eating khaki crackhouse
  05/10/24
Yeah I was gonna say.
awkward anal laser beams idiot
  05/10/24
throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while qu...
Arousing turdskin legal warrant
  05/11/24
Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 yea...
Hateful aphrodisiac incel
  05/10/24
No
Self-centered site
  05/10/24
ur barely literate
Balding sound barrier
  05/10/24
180
Self-centered site
  05/10/24
Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life
exciting kink-friendly athletic conference
  05/10/24
180
Self-centered site
  05/10/24
the man owns multiple properties
Heady indecent corn cake
  05/10/24
This is not true or possible given the amount of time you po...
puce insanely creepy hospital
  05/10/24
180
Self-centered site
  05/10/24
They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on th...
Heady indecent corn cake
  05/10/24
enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll ...
razzle-dazzle tan trump supporter gaming laptop
  05/10/24
seems unlikely
multi-colored frisky point
  05/10/24
lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted....
vivacious shimmering gas station giraffe
  05/12/24
...
Arousing turdskin legal warrant
  05/10/24
This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before i...
Aggressive stimulating brethren
  05/10/24
they still do that shit?
clear mentally impaired genital piercing
  05/10/24
Such is the Nature of the Assignment.
Appetizing very tactful dilemma
  05/10/24
...
flushed curious locale
  05/11/24
UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves
exhilarant boltzmann
  05/10/24
because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other...
exciting kink-friendly athletic conference
  05/10/24
180
Self-centered site
  05/10/24
Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlicke...
Frozen masturbator
  05/11/24
It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associa...
effete cruise ship preventive strike
  05/12/24
*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coff...
Appetizing very tactful dilemma
  05/10/24
whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at yo...
Passionate abode
  05/10/24
...
red kitchen trust fund
  05/12/24
he must have had a genetic defect
cerebral blood rage
  05/10/24
Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA
soul-stirring fantasy-prone cuck
  05/10/24
Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happ...
stirring frum office
  05/10/24
On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*
Balding sound barrier
  05/10/24
...
Godawful pearly mediation property
  05/10/24
...
costumed useless brakes legend
  05/10/24
...
Appetizing very tactful dilemma
  05/11/24
Kike!
Self-centered site
  05/10/24
At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a ...
Hateful aphrodisiac incel
  05/10/24
he was an associate
olive parlor
  05/12/24
(xo 2024)
Doobsian low-t forum goyim
  05/12/24
If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart tec...
Fluffy hall
  05/10/24
...
Aggressive stimulating brethren
  05/11/24
His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to...
Bearded spruce market
  05/10/24
Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got ...
Sick Yapping Nowag
  05/11/24
Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered. ...
Doobsian low-t forum goyim
  05/11/24
probably something like friday night fire drill citation che...
know-it-all stag film roast beef
  05/11/24
Who is the audience for the powerpoint?
Doobsian low-t forum goyim
  05/12/24
probably no one
Arousing turdskin legal warrant
  05/12/24
...
costumed useless brakes legend
  05/12/24
This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just do...
lascivious location prole
  05/12/24
To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: ...
Pungent Lodge National Security Agency
  05/12/24
(not a math masterman) 24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week 100 ho...
Doobsian low-t forum goyim
  05/12/24
He forgot about weekends is all
effete cruise ship preventive strike
  05/12/24
I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're un...
Pungent Lodge National Security Agency
  05/12/24
That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ ho...
effete cruise ship preventive strike
  05/12/24
Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” al...
Shaky home
  05/12/24
that guy looks 50 in his work pic
iridescent internal respiration
  05/12/24
What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mas...
effete cruise ship preventive strike
  05/12/24
bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. reall...
vivacious shimmering gas station giraffe
  05/12/24
...
lascivious location prole
  05/12/24


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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:10 AM
Author: Arousing turdskin legal warrant

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-death-ignites-anger-at-long-workweeks-could-prompt-walkout/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649970)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:32 AM
Author: cheese-eating khaki crackhouse

it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in the military that exploded his heart, actually.

inshallah yours is next.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649972)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: awkward anal laser beams idiot

Yeah I was gonna say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652384)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:06 PM
Author: Arousing turdskin legal warrant

throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654833)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:36 AM
Author: Hateful aphrodisiac incel

Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 years straight and I’m fine and have four kids on top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649973)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Self-centered site

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651345)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Balding sound barrier

ur barely literate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651347)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:01 PM
Author: Self-centered site

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651348)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: exciting kink-friendly athletic conference

Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651366)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: Self-centered site

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651383)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: Heady indecent corn cake

the man owns multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651406)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: puce insanely creepy hospital

This is not true or possible given the amount of time you post on here--and that's even assuming it were possible for compliance monkeys to work such hours. (Hint: it's not.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651425)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:24 PM
Author: Self-centered site

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651429)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: Heady indecent corn cake

They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on the trading floor through both domestic and international market hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651436)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle tan trump supporter gaming laptop

enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll have a good time then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651511)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:18 PM
Author: multi-colored frisky point

seems unlikely



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651752)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: vivacious shimmering gas station giraffe

lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted. And yes I’m aware that you claim to have been an associate in Quinn Emanuel’s “matrimonial law” practice and that bullshit about you inventing a financial services product.

Btw, your claim to work this much is a self-own in light of the fact that we all know you’re a 250k in-house compliance loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655189)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: Arousing turdskin legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651342)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:13 PM
Author: Aggressive stimulating brethren

This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before it got into the news. The real story is how it got buried for so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651391)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:14 PM
Author: clear mentally impaired genital piercing

they still do that shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651394)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: Appetizing very tactful dilemma

Such is the Nature of the Assignment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651434)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: flushed curious locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652666)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: exhilarant boltzmann

UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651442)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: exciting kink-friendly athletic conference

because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other guy is working 80 hours, welp better get your act together.

People like AREreptile brag about this-- they see it as a manly or even moral signifier. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651492)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: Self-centered site

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651510)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: Frozen masturbator

Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654893)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: effete cruise ship preventive strike

It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associates worked 100 hours/week while Partners Golfed. There was a case study on this for my MBA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655213)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: Appetizing very tactful dilemma

*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coffin is carried to his grave Navy SEAL-style by fellow Associates and Colleagues*

*meanwhile In-House Lawyers wearing nothing but diaper, doing the 21 Pen Clicking Salute in perfect and impeccable cadence*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651433)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: Passionate abode

whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at your desk making Mort rich, you die for Israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651537)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:15 AM
Author: red kitchen trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655505)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: cerebral blood rage

he must have had a genetic defect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651538)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:56 PM
Author: soul-stirring fantasy-prone cuck

Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651547)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: stirring frum office

Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happened go work at Starbucks. If you wanna make $200k a year then learn to manage your stress first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651573)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:17 PM
Author: Balding sound barrier

On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651641)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: Godawful pearly mediation property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651649)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:10 PM
Author: costumed useless brakes legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651744)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: Appetizing very tactful dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654858)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:32 PM
Author: Self-centered site

Kike!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651662)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Hateful aphrodisiac incel

At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a river about his stress. He only made 8.5x what the average person makes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651727)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:39 AM
Author: olive parlor

he was an associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655173)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: Doobsian low-t forum goyim

(xo 2024)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655563)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:19 PM
Author: Fluffy hall

If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart technique, you have no business in the big leagues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651755)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Aggressive stimulating brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654860)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:04 PM
Author: Bearded spruce market

His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652393)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 2:51 AM
Author: Sick Yapping Nowag

Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got over the goal line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652769)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Doobsian low-t forum goyim

Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered.

What is the actual work product guys like this are producing in their 100 hours each week? Some sort of spreadsheet of costs/valuations? Powerpoint slides? Negotiating terms of the deal back and forth with the counterparties? ELI5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654894)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: know-it-all stag film roast beef

probably something like friday night fire drill citation checking faggotry but the equivalent of that on a powerpoint instead of a word doc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654898)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: Doobsian low-t forum goyim

Who is the audience for the powerpoint?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654899)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:31 AM
Author: Arousing turdskin legal warrant

probably no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654923)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: costumed useless brakes legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655560)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: lascivious location prole

This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just don’t think I’d do it. Just work M-F (occasional Saturday) and if that’s not enough then they would have to fire me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655176)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: Pungent Lodge National Security Agency

To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: (1) sleep, (2) eat, (3) shower, (4) rest, (5) whatever else, socialize, talk to family, etc.

So basically he had to go without eating/sleeping/showering for several days or weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655152)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: Doobsian low-t forum goyim

(not a math masterman)

24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week

100 hours of work

168-100 = 68 hours left

68/7 = over 9.5 hours remaining every day for sleeping, eating, showering, commuting, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655191)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: effete cruise ship preventive strike

He forgot about weekends is all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655255)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:40 AM
Author: Pungent Lodge National Security Agency

I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're under a shitload of stress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655303)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: effete cruise ship preventive strike

That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ hours a week is going to have some shit bleed into the weekend. 100 hour weeks in white collar jobs are usually "performative" ime and a lot of it is about ingratiating yourself to your Betters. One of the exceptions is in Game Development where there is a Crunch Time in the months before release.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655590)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:18 AM
Author: Shaky home

Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” almost certainly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655517)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:43 AM
Author: iridescent internal respiration

that guy looks 50 in his work pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655310)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: effete cruise ship preventive strike

What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mass of youngish white people "look 50" according to azns on the internet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655598)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: vivacious shimmering gas station giraffe

bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. really generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655324)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: lascivious location prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655570)