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I'm the only person on the bort who actually owns a woodchipper BTW (Lynn Conway
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:07 PM Author: thirsty exciting boistinker lol @ suburban/urban jungle larpers otb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5265048&forum_id=2#45742990) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:09 PM Author: pearly theater stage To be fair,
Lmao brother this "alpha jacked transmale grizzly man" schtick would have worked a lot better before you got outted as a 120 lb skinny fat Indian nerd with long hair and an insanely ugly and goofy dysgenic face, and we all saw your photo and laughed our asses off for like 5 minutes straight as you stamped your feet angrily.
You genuinely look like you would have gotten bullied for being an ugly dork at MIT (if only you were smart enough to get in). You're a genderqueer faggot liberal Pajeet who literally spends 12+ hours every single day obsessively arguing about politith on numerous message boards; maybe tone down the "btw I'm also an IRL Paul Bunyan" shit. |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:11 PM Author: thirsty exciting boistinker CR, I'm 100% 'outted' as an ftm Indian billionaire with a child wife. ty for this startling insight, disbarred friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5265048&forum_id=2#45743013) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:11 PM Author: pearly theater stage To be fair,
Oh OK bro, guess that wasn't you after all my bad (lmao) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:12 PM Author: thirsty exciting boistinker no no no, i am 100% the youngest Indian billionaire. ty for this friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5265048&forum_id=2#45743021) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:12 PM Author: pearly theater stage To be fair,
Oh wow reverse double big willie, I sure stepped into that one grrr |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:13 PM Author: thirsty exciting boistinker *cracks ur egg to let the beautiful woman inside show* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5265048&forum_id=2#45743031) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:16 PM Author: thirsty exciting boistinker (TBF furiously editing poast to come up with more 'sick roasts' in REAL TIME) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5265048&forum_id=2#45743049) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:17 PM Author: pearly theater stage To be fair,
(IRL Paul Bunyan swinging his metaphorical axe to cut another internet enemy down to size) |
Date: January 4th, 2023 9:10 PM Author: Misunderstood mahogany mother Woah CR, no but seriously though could you look in here for a second? https://mobileimages.lowes.com/productimages/63cdeb6a-6097-48e9-9d91-cf8a76dfac92/44021953.jpg?size=pdhism |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:11 PM Author: thirsty exciting boistinker does it hurt to know that you'll never afford a place where you'd 1. be able to own a woodchipper 2. be able to operate it without having your shrew neighbor call the cops on you for noise? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5265048&forum_id=2#45743017) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:14 PM Author: Misunderstood mahogany mother yes I am very sad about that woe is me never going to have landmo here but really can we stay on topic please look inside here please thank you https://mobileimages.lowes.com/productimages/63cdeb6a-6097-48e9-9d91-cf8a76dfac92/44021953.jpg?size=pdhism |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:14 PM Author: thirsty exciting boistinker :3 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5265048&forum_id=2#45743038) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:14 PM Author: pearly theater stage To be fair,
Jokes on you bro, you're talking to a jacked alpha woodsman and/or a young Indian billionaire (or perhaps both), it's over you lost take the L |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:18 PM Author: Misunderstood mahogany mother He owns a woodchipper, shoots real guns, and has a stable marriage with a loving female woman. My dirty Anglo bloodline could never compete. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5265048&forum_id=2#45743060) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:22 PM Author: thirsty exciting boistinker To be fair,
these are EXTREMELY high bars for the average 'right wing' poster online. heaven shudders to think how much more mentally stable they would be if they weren't generally rootless cosmopolitan goyslaves |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:23 PM Author: Misunderstood mahogany mother I 100% agree with that unironically. Also it's time to get inside this chipper (I think it will be easier for you to figure out where the jam is if you do) https://mobileimages.lowes.com/productimages/63cdeb6a-6097-48e9-9d91-cf8a76dfac92/44021953.jpg?size=pdhism |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:27 PM Author: thirsty exciting boistinker *sticks head in*
(MASE tugs as hard as he can at the recoil starter handle, grunting with the effort, multiple times. The choke lever is down.)
*sticks head out*
can't see the problem, sorry. |
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Date: January 5th, 2023 3:25 AM Author: Misunderstood mahogany mother Damn. I was really hoping for that 40% chance you’d pull the lever yourself. Oh well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5265048&forum_id=2#45744163) |
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Date: January 5th, 2023 8:42 AM Author: thirsty exciting boistinker (stews and grumbles and skitters off to another thread)
(wakes up at 5 am next day)
"Haha, I know what to say to that dangnabbed transsexual!" |
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Date: January 5th, 2023 8:48 AM Author: 180 boltzmann main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5265048&forum_id=2#45744411) |
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Date: January 5th, 2023 8:51 AM Author: 180 boltzmann main people lol
Not my info to drop, but I'll just say multiple pieces of this poast are factually incorrect |
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Date: January 5th, 2023 8:55 AM Author: thirsty exciting boistinker whoa, mr. 120k PER ANNUM is gonna be a big guy out in the country soon? so proud of him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5265048&forum_id=2#45744433) |
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Date: January 5th, 2023 9:05 AM Author: Misunderstood mahogany mother It's the craziest thing, I thought my finances were stable enough for something like that, but as soon as this faggot posted that, half of my savings, NW and salary evaporated. Trannies are fucking magic HFS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5265048&forum_id=2#45744465) |
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Date: January 5th, 2023 9:14 AM Author: thirsty exciting boistinker all u need to do to make that a reality is poast your bazed thoughts on linkedin instead of xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5265048&forum_id=2#45744501) |
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Date: January 5th, 2023 9:15 AM Author: Misunderstood mahogany mother will do friend xoxo be sure to visit me on my land in 20-30 years when i can actually afford it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5265048&forum_id=2#45744508) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:16 PM Author: Costumed insecure stage Wood chippers are just GC flame. I have a burn pile I throw shit on and torch it every few months (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5265048&forum_id=2#45743047) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:18 PM Author: thirsty exciting boistinker i dont rly use it much either. i just need to get the pieces small enough to fit into the wood stove so i mostly use an axe/log splitter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5265048&forum_id=2#45743059) |
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Date: January 5th, 2023 8:48 AM Author: racy hyperventilating international law enforcement agency stag film I have a woodchipper
Prob not big enough for a lib though, absent some pre-dismemberment |
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Date: January 5th, 2023 8:53 AM Author: 180 boltzmann main people You've got to take a look at the industrial size ones brother.
Once upon a time, I was doing structure prep when I was working wildland fire, and those things were eating whole trees. Still remember being in awe of how easily it churned through 32" trees. |
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Date: January 5th, 2023 9:11 AM Author: poppy arrogant coffee pot Unless you're regularly clearing brush/wooded areas there's no reason to own a wood chipper. Just rent one. And even then, you also need a truck with a bed and a chainsaw to fell the trees in the first place. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5265048&forum_id=2#45744483) |
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Date: January 5th, 2023 9:13 AM Author: Misunderstood mahogany mother "Unless you're regularly clearing brush/wooded areas" I can think of at least one other reason. |
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Date: January 5th, 2023 9:19 AM Author: poppy arrogant coffee pot I can't. Woodchippers are designed to chip wood. I don't think op regularly does yard work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5265048&forum_id=2#45744525) |
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Date: January 5th, 2023 9:20 AM Author: Misunderstood mahogany mother ;) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5265048&forum_id=2#45744531) |
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Date: January 5th, 2023 9:22 AM Author: thirsty exciting boistinker i have acres of tiny woody shrubs that need to be cleared semi-regularly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5265048&forum_id=2#45744539) |
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Date: January 5th, 2023 9:26 AM Author: poppy arrogant coffee pot What's the point of that? If it's not trees you're just wasting all the fuel of running a woodchipper when a burn pit would work. On top of that, you're destroying the ecosystem to have clear land? For what purpose? If it's fire prevention you only need a few hundred feet around each structure. And you only need to clear brush once every 10 years or so. It doesn't grow back quickly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5265048&forum_id=2#45744545) |
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Date: January 5th, 2023 12:56 PM Author: thirsty exciting boistinker i use the chips for the wood burning stove, burning isn't recommended out here because of wildfire risk and, iirc, the shrubs reproduce when burned.
it is for fire prevention - i have multiple structures and i also cut around the roads to stop them from growing into the gravel. i do them in sections every year during the spring. i leave the large trees and other foilage intact. i haven't got all of it done in one go bc i'm lazy, duh
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Date: January 5th, 2023 1:00 PM Author: poppy arrogant coffee pot What shrubs produce chips for woodburning? Also, a wood stove doesn't use chips, it uses firewood. You would constantly be shoveling in chips for it to maintain heat.
Unless you have dozens of structures once the brush is cleared it won't grow back for years. If you don't clear all the brush, that's still a fire hazard and defeats the purpose of clearing other brush but not all of it, unless the structures are worthless. |
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Date: January 5th, 2023 2:28 PM Author: thirsty exciting boistinker once seasoned for a while near the fire, the chips make good kindling.
as to the latter: im lazy. the structures are in the 'not worth taking down' territory. taking them down would be a pain in the ass but cutting down shrubs is a fun leisure activity |
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Date: January 5th, 2023 1:04 PM Author: Wild temple Stand back everyone we got ourselves a rural landbaron here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5265048&forum_id=2#45745672) |