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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things g...
Awkward Base Useless Brakes
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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
Vigorous orange ceo
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Police tried to shut the place down for what?
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OP is JM
Zippy titillating keepsake machete ticket booth
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not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
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Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
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send reinforcements
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
shimmering heady idea he suggested indian lodge
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Awkward Base Useless Brakes
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Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally chang...
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Only if he also sends a notarized document through the posta...
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This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bo...
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Awkward Base Useless Brakes

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Razzmatazz self-centered principal's office

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: white ungodly address hairy legs



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: cracking crimson ape genital piercing



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Vigorous orange ceo



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Startled rehab



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Autistic azn



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Insecure Antidepressant Drug Kitty



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Appetizing Plaza Nibblets



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: umber vibrant theater affirmative action



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: histrionic corn cake death wish



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: violent water buffalo



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Vigorous orange ceo

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: Excitant canary hell background story

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Zippy titillating keepsake machete ticket booth

OP is JM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093353)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Odious garnet office voyeur

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Awkward Base Useless Brakes

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Translucent Spectacular Set



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: chrome station

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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Odious garnet office voyeur



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: aphrodisiac sandwich fat ankles



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Dead mad-dog skullcap heaven



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: umber vibrant theater affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093894)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: violent water buffalo



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: cracking crimson ape genital piercing



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Swashbuckling kink-friendly hall faggot firefighter

send reinforcements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093428)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: shimmering heady idea he suggested indian lodge

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Awkward Base Useless Brakes

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Autistic azn

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: fragrant ultramarine forum sneaky criminal

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Appetizing Plaza Nibblets

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: massive goyim



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Stirring Doctorate Piazza



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: big-titted very tactful depressive

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Awkward Base Useless Brakes

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: cracking crimson ape genital piercing



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: violent water buffalo



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Translucent Spectacular Set



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Lake exciting goal in life new version



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Odious garnet office voyeur



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