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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

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burgundy concupiscible trailer park
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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
vivacious church
  07/11/25
Police tried to shut the place down for what?
autistic field voyeur
  07/11/25
OP is JM
Violent Big-titted Mad Cow Disease
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not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
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Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
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Violent twinkling uncleanness
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send reinforcements
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
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A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese ba...
burgundy concupiscible trailer park
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Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally chang...
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Only if he also sends a notarized document through the posta...
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This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bo...
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: burgundy concupiscible trailer park

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: jade piazza wagecucks

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Odious national



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Aromatic bawdyhouse



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: vivacious church



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: ruby diverse wrinkle



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Exciting Brindle Sneaky Criminal Psychic



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: twinkling chapel dopamine



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Wild Racy Dragon



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: startled crystalline pervert



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: bearded pistol



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: glittery salmon boistinker turdskin



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: vivacious church

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: autistic field voyeur

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Violent Big-titted Mad Cow Disease

OP is JM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093353)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Ungodly resort goal in life

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: burgundy concupiscible trailer park

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Violent twinkling uncleanness



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Thriller flushed box office

180

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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Ungodly resort goal in life



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Territorial Set Masturbator



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Appetizing Drab Spot



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: startled crystalline pervert



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: glittery salmon boistinker turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094397)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Aromatic bawdyhouse



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Tan library boltzmann

send reinforcements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093428)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Jet arousing cruise ship

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: burgundy concupiscible trailer park

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Exciting Brindle Sneaky Criminal Psychic

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: frozen confused boiling water athletic conference

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Wild Racy Dragon

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Frisky soul-stirring partner hominid



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Rebellious Nursing Home



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: electric mischievous space ape

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: burgundy concupiscible trailer park

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Aromatic bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094066)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: glittery salmon boistinker turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094399)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Violent twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49095541)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: heady faggotry base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093892)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Ungodly resort goal in life



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