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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
Razzle-dazzle greedy lettuce stock car
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
at-the-ready becky selfie
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
Obsidian death wish
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
at-the-ready becky selfie
  07/14/25
100%
Lavender plaza
  07/15/25
FAG
lascivious cerise hissy fit
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
Unhinged Boyish Coffee Pot Ticket Booth
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
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bat shit crazy crusty orchestra pit
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Lavender plaza
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
Flickering brilliant haunted graveyard
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
Razzle-dazzle greedy lettuce stock car
  07/14/25
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laughsome gas station knife
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
Flickering brilliant haunted graveyard
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
Razzle-dazzle greedy lettuce stock car
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Flickering brilliant haunted graveyard
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
Razzle-dazzle greedy lettuce stock car
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
Flickering brilliant haunted graveyard
  07/14/25
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canary state
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
racy affirmative action
  07/15/25
Lol
Flickering brilliant haunted graveyard
  07/15/25
jfc 180
lascivious cerise hissy fit
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Lavender plaza
  07/15/25
At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
rose godawful gunner
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
bat shit crazy crusty orchestra pit
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
at-the-ready becky selfie
  07/14/25
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Obsidian death wish
  07/14/25
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Flickering brilliant haunted graveyard
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
Razzle-dazzle greedy lettuce stock car
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
at-the-ready becky selfie
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
Razzle-dazzle greedy lettuce stock car
  07/14/25
wut
fuchsia cruel-hearted marketing idea
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
Razzle-dazzle greedy lettuce stock car
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
Razzmatazz Corner Genital Piercing
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canary state
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blue nubile quadroon property
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
Big Set
  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
lime community account library
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Unhinged Boyish Coffee Pot Ticket Booth
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Twinkling outnumbered jap
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laughsome gas station knife
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Milky fragrant senate
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Flickering brilliant haunted graveyard
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Coral indian lodge
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Wine step-uncle's house
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Twinkling outnumbered jap
  07/15/25
we all have brother
Lavender plaza
  07/15/25
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Lavender plaza
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canary state
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
Filthy burgundy deer antler
  07/14/25
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tan rigor
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
Odious station
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
canary state
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
dashing judgmental idiot resort
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
buck-toothed purple persian
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
Insanely Creepy Associate
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
offensive love of her life
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
mentally impaired amber locus
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
Razzle meetinghouse hairy legs
  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
racy affirmative action
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territorial insane house round eye
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lascivious cerise hissy fit
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Flickering brilliant haunted graveyard
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Lavender plaza
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
Lavender plaza
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
Razzle-dazzle greedy lettuce stock car
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle greedy lettuce stock car

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: at-the-ready becky selfie

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Obsidian death wish

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: at-the-ready becky selfie

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Lavender plaza

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: lascivious cerise hissy fit

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Unhinged Boyish Coffee Pot Ticket Booth

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: mewling cumskin tanning salon

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: bat shit crazy crusty orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101500)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Lavender plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Flickering brilliant haunted graveyard

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle greedy lettuce stock car

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: laughsome gas station knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Flickering brilliant haunted graveyard

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle greedy lettuce stock car

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Flickering brilliant haunted graveyard

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle greedy lettuce stock car

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Flickering brilliant haunted graveyard

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: canary state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: racy affirmative action

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Flickering brilliant haunted graveyard

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: lascivious cerise hissy fit

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Lavender plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: rose godawful gunner

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: bat shit crazy crusty orchestra pit

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: at-the-ready becky selfie

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Obsidian death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Flickering brilliant haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle greedy lettuce stock car

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: at-the-ready becky selfie

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle greedy lettuce stock car

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: fuchsia cruel-hearted marketing idea

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle greedy lettuce stock car

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Corner Genital Piercing

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: canary state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: high-end bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102361)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: lime community account library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: cerebral cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102365)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: blue nubile quadroon property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Big Set

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: lime community account library

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Unhinged Boyish Coffee Pot Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103451)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Twinkling outnumbered jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103487)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: laughsome gas station knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Milky fragrant senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103593)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Flickering brilliant haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Coral indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103950)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Wine step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103011)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Twinkling outnumbered jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Lavender plaza

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Lavender plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: canary state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Filthy burgundy deer antler

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: tan rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Odious station

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: canary state

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: dashing judgmental idiot resort

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: buck-toothed purple persian

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Associate

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: offensive love of her life

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: mentally impaired amber locus

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Razzle meetinghouse hairy legs

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: racy affirmative action

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: territorial insane house round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: lascivious cerise hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Flickering brilliant haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Lavender plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Lavender plaza

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle greedy lettuce stock car

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104451)