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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how ...
racy business firm
  06/01/26
about tree fiddy
magenta mood puppy
  06/01/26
Not helpful. Blocked
racy business firm
  06/01/26
120...
magenta mood puppy
  06/01/26
Idk what’s your leverage
nighttime lodge dragon
  06/01/26
I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and mak...
racy business firm
  06/01/26
Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.
nighttime lodge dragon
  06/01/26
So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other ...
fear-inspiring tanning salon
  06/03/26
Are you confused? Look up antifa
racy business firm
  06/03/26
Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.
fear-inspiring tanning salon
  06/04/26
You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast
Orange offensive forum
  06/01/26
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Elite Maniacal Pit Alpha
  06/01/26
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Provocative sticky half-breed
  06/01/26
*standing ovation*
Galvanic orchid space
  06/01/26
...
Peach Point
  06/03/26
Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance
bipolar histrionic reading party
  06/01/26
where do you live, work, and what is your name?
Lascivious alcoholic preventive strike
  06/01/26
You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 ...
racy business firm
  06/01/26
if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half ho...
Lascivious alcoholic preventive strike
  06/01/26
Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The ...
Galvanic orchid space
  06/01/26
same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his t...
Elite Maniacal Pit Alpha
  06/01/26
I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's on...
Galvanic orchid space
  06/01/26
I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that li...
Elite Maniacal Pit Alpha
  06/01/26
i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterf...
Lascivious alcoholic preventive strike
  06/01/26
...
Fragrant stage
  06/02/26
you maed it
Charcoal abnormal stead
  06/01/26
If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their off...
canary heaven
  06/01/26
I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (t...
Galvanic orchid space
  06/01/26
It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can f...
Narrow-minded parlor multi-billionaire
  06/01/26
claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money
cocky infuriating hell knife
  06/01/26
what job did you have
Citrine stock car casino
  06/01/26
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
soul-stirring parlour
  06/01/26
...
Charismatic Sooty Spot
  06/01/26
Get pregnant. Be openly flaming gay Publicly inquire if co...
Curious property
  06/01/26
Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be pro...
Galvanic orchid space
  06/01/26
Never too late to start!
Curious property
  06/01/26
Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay
racy business firm
  06/01/26
Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you ...
Galvanic orchid space
  06/01/26
This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS m...
Hideous garnet mexican wagecucks
  06/01/26
if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer fo...
dashing sable corner
  06/01/26
you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly ...
Lascivious alcoholic preventive strike
  06/01/26
that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are ...
dashing sable corner
  06/01/26
...
fear-inspiring tanning salon
  06/03/26
...
Mentally impaired aquamarine goyim
  06/02/26
Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’...
Narrow-minded parlor multi-billionaire
  06/01/26
I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another...
racy business firm
  06/02/26
Another two weeks of pay.
Narrow-minded parlor multi-billionaire
  06/02/26
Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work
racy business firm
  06/02/26
AI wouldn't have fucked that up
Indecent dilemma
  06/02/26
...
Sinister mischievous doctorate
  06/02/26
...
Elite Maniacal Pit Alpha
  06/02/26
...
racy business firm
  06/03/26
...
fear-inspiring tanning salon
  06/03/26
...
Narrow-minded parlor multi-billionaire
  06/03/26
...
Peach Point
  06/03/26
ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and sc...
violent black woman
  06/02/26
Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touchin...
Galvanic orchid space
  06/03/26
I thought you delivered cookies
Passionate painfully honest crackhouse idiot
  06/03/26
wait two weeks
Sinister mischievous doctorate
  06/03/26
...
racy business firm
  06/03/26
...
Passionate painfully honest crackhouse idiot
  06/03/26
...
fear-inspiring tanning salon
  06/03/26
...
Narrow-minded parlor multi-billionaire
  06/03/26
...
Smoky site national security agency
  06/03/26
...
magenta mood puppy
  06/04/26
(XO 2020)
racy business firm
  06/03/26
cookie delivery is dead
mind-boggling medicated coldplay fan
  06/03/26
I guess so if Ai can replace it
Passionate painfully honest crackhouse idiot
  06/03/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: racy business firm

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909894)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: magenta mood puppy

about tree fiddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909895)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: racy business firm

Not helpful. Blocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909897)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: magenta mood puppy

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909899)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: nighttime lodge dragon

Idk what’s your leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909898)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: racy business firm

I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909900)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: nighttime lodge dragon

Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909947)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: fear-inspiring tanning salon

So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912893)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: racy business firm

Are you confused? Look up antifa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912915)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: fear-inspiring tanning salon

Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914622)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Orange offensive forum

You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909901)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Elite Maniacal Pit Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910210)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Provocative sticky half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910271)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Galvanic orchid space

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910290)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Peach Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914030)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: bipolar histrionic reading party

Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909903)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Lascivious alcoholic preventive strike

where do you live, work, and what is your name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909905)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: racy business firm

You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909910)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: Lascivious alcoholic preventive strike

if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half hour i'd immediately forget who both of them are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909913)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Galvanic orchid space

Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910287)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Elite Maniacal Pit Alpha

same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is

don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910298)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Galvanic orchid space

I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910311)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Elite Maniacal Pit Alpha

I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910314)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Lascivious alcoholic preventive strike

i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterface Chris has stuck in my brain

and i remember CSLGs name because his Mr P branding WORKS. if i ever pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes while in LA, i know who to call.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910571)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: Fragrant stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911694)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Charcoal abnormal stead

you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909908)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: canary heaven

If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.

How many people got laid off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909935)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Galvanic orchid space

I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)

But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910301)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Narrow-minded parlor multi-billionaire

It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910609)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: cocky infuriating hell knife

claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909963)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: Citrine stock car casino

what job did you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909989)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring parlour

PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910262)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Charismatic Sooty Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910278)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: Curious property

Get pregnant.

Be openly flaming gay

Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery

Self-identify as BIPOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910293)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Galvanic orchid space

Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910306)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Curious property

Never too late to start!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910308)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: racy business firm

Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910644)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Galvanic orchid space

Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you make this pitch. Can't. Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910681)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Hideous garnet mexican wagecucks

This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910698)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: dashing sable corner

if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'

not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910579)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: Lascivious alcoholic preventive strike

you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly adopt each week, so it will never be safe to cut you loose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910585)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: dashing sable corner

that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are using ai to fire all the dei staff from the past 10yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910593)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: fear-inspiring tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912928)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: Mentally impaired aquamarine goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911034)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: Narrow-minded parlor multi-billionaire

Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910603)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: racy business firm

I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Narrow-minded parlor multi-billionaire

Another two weeks of pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911399)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: racy business firm

Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911645)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Indecent dilemma

AI wouldn't have fucked that up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911698)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: Sinister mischievous doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911701)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Elite Maniacal Pit Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911774)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: racy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912867)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: fear-inspiring tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912897)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Narrow-minded parlor multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49913418)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Peach Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914033)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: violent black woman

ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and screaming or u can leave w/o incident-- spare the histrionics and seek a reasonable settlement -- they have u dead to the right, so u might as well play nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911796)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Galvanic orchid space

Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touching door knobs, printers, staplers, and pens all around the office after fingering your dirty anus. These motherfuckers need to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912880)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Passionate painfully honest crackhouse idiot

I thought you delivered cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Sinister mischievous doctorate

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912879)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: racy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Passionate painfully honest crackhouse idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912890)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: fear-inspiring tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912895)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Narrow-minded parlor multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49913420)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Smoky site national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914031)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: magenta mood puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914422)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: racy business firm

(XO 2020)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912887)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: mind-boggling medicated coldplay fan

cookie delivery is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912896)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Passionate painfully honest crackhouse idiot

I guess so if Ai can replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912932)