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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Than...
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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: snowy area

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#45533980)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: snowy area



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: Vermilion Appetizing Feces Water Buffalo



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: Cerise voyeur



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: Vermilion Appetizing Feces Water Buffalo



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: Azure locale

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47092709)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Fragrant very tactful trust fund sex offender

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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Cerise voyeur



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: wild base



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: galvanic clear new version

<3 u guys so much

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: elite heady rehab roommate

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47092714)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: snowy area

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47094823)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Fragrant very tactful trust fund sex offender

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47092721)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: chestnut mewling factory reset button

Love is Love

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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: Vibrant arrogant university



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:26 AM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Cerise voyeur



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone clown psychic



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: Cerise voyeur



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Fragrant very tactful trust fund sex offender

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47098853)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: laughsome internet-worthy market mexican



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
Author: Cerise voyeur



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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: snowy area



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: Vibrant arrogant university



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: bipolar garnet preventive strike

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47144858)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Fragrant very tactful trust fund sex offender



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: motley dilemma



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: motley dilemma



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Vibrant arrogant university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47133299)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: Crusty pit

under appreciated thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47133305)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: snowy area

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47143110)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: Vibrant arrogant university

she was a bowl of yams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47144848)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
Author: motley dilemma



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: snowy area



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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: Autistic comical hospital partner



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: buff point tank



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: snowy area



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: violent impressive locus

they might not be sure themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#48899759)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: dr. heiter

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#49467430)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: wild base

"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#48899766)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone shimmering lodge volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#48945298)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: dr. heiter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#49467427)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: (she was a bowl of yams) ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#49467431)