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Date: December 3rd, 2023 7:12 PM Author: Snowy Heaven We're watching a movie in her parents basement. She went on to model. Girl: staring at me and not paying attention to to the movie. Me: she's not going to get the plot at all. Me: 'why are you looking at me and not watching.' Her: you have perfect lips. Me: thanks? I went home that night and jerked off.
At golf course around midnight and my buddy is making out with chicks friend. Her: 'I've done a blowjob before' Me: 'I have to be home before midnight so they need to wrap things up.'
Girl shuts my door and locks. She lays down on my bed Her: 'I wish I had a boy to practice sex with. I want to pretend to be a porn star.' Me: 'those girls aren't happy. We should go. I have a girlfriend.' Her: 'You guys broke up. I know you want to get back with her but I'm not trying to date.' I said she needed to leave.
Girl stole my letterman jacket. Pissed me off. She would not give it back. Asian chick. Her: she calls me after she heard I was pissed. ' I have your jacket on now...and only your jacket.' Me: 'ok good, don't mess it up. Meet me at my locker tomorrow morning.'
Girl stares at me all Spanish class for months. Cutest girl in school. Me: 'why do you keep looking over, the teacher can see.'
Girl is a senior and I'm a freshman. She says I'm 'the one' but I have no idea what that means. She drove me home last day of class but instead stops at the park. She takes me to a park bench and takes her sweater off then puts her head in my lap. Me: 'my mom is going to get worried if we stay here too long.' A week later she took me bowling and we went back to her empty house. I did nothing. A week after that she shows up at my nerd friends house in just a coat and fucked him all night. I thought wow wish that was me. Gorgeous blonde.
Her: 'you know we've been together for two weeks and have only had sex twice.' We're in her parents house, alone at like noon. Me: 'I thought it was only once?' Her: 'no, I got on top of you the next morning.' Me: 'Are you sure about that?'
Girl bakes me fudge and cupcakes for weeks. She dropped some off as I was watching a bigger ball game. I said thanks and shut the door. I hate fudge. Tbf I tried to kiss her a year later and she seemed mad. But she got back from a trip to Europe a few months later and showed up at my house ridiculously overdressed. It was a little black dress and I think her mom's coat with a bottle of wine. I told her I had to work the next morning and my parents don't drink.
Girl tries to have phone sex with me constantly. She says she has a fan on because it's hot out. Shes using ice cubes on her nipples. She asked me for a pearl necklace. I told her I don't have any money until Friday. She broke up with me a week later. I was a sophomore. She called three weeks later and begged me to come over. I told her to fuck off. She had a flawless body.
Girl rode the bus with me daily even though her older sister had a car. We'd stop off early and get ice cream. Prettiest and nicest girl in school. At our ten year anniversary she said she hated ice cream and why the fuck do you think I took the bus with you. I was like ohh... |
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Date: December 3rd, 2023 10:45 PM Author: lascivious ladyboy marketing idea tl;dr -
The passage depicts a series of encounters the narrator has had with different girls, showcasing moments of flirtation, intimate conversations, misunderstandings, and varying levels of interest. These interactions range from moments of reciprocated interest to missed opportunities and instances where the narrator doesn't align with the expectations of the girls involved. The narrative captures a mix of romantic encounters, confusion, and realizations about intentions, leading to diverse outcomes in these relationships. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2023 10:47 PM Author: Talking Thirsty Field thx chatgdp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454765&forum_id=2#47130041) |
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Date: December 4th, 2023 5:35 PM Author: Snowy Heaven Tldr...a dumbfuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454765&forum_id=2#47132826) |
Date: December 3rd, 2023 7:13 PM Author: swashbuckling internet-worthy travel guidebook trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454765&forum_id=2#47129278) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2023 7:14 PM Author: Seedy harsh internal respiration boiling water I need the weekend fuck report on my desk by 8 am ET (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454765&forum_id=2#47129282) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2023 7:42 PM Author: Jet-lagged light dopamine puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454765&forum_id=2#47129394) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2023 7:48 PM Author: Snowy Heaven Shes on her period. We had sex twice on Saturday. Maybe three times. I think third was really late and in our.car in the garage. I tried today but she said it was too red. So she used ky and rubbed her pussy lips around my dick. Then we got in a huge fight and she did dance stuff. I lost my credit cards and couldn't buy booze at the store but the worker she covered me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454765&forum_id=2#47129421) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2023 7:14 PM Author: Amber shrine organic girlfriend The golf course blowjob one comes off pretty alpha, not going to lie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454765&forum_id=2#47129283) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2023 7:16 PM Author: 180 tanning salon queen of the night luckily i am an Omega male and have had 0 such missed opportunities to regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454765&forum_id=2#47129293) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2023 7:19 PM Author: Amber shrine organic girlfriend *fist bump* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454765&forum_id=2#47129306) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2023 7:22 PM Author: swashbuckling internet-worthy travel guidebook trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454765&forum_id=2#47129315) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2023 7:22 PM Author: big chestnut son of senegal resort the "i wish i had a boy to practice sex with" "those girls aren't happy." is the best one
i have a few of these but i don't want to post them. i'm thinking about them right now and it's like a gut punch. lol |
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Date: December 3rd, 2023 7:25 PM Author: Snowy Heaven Exactly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454765&forum_id=2#47129329) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2023 7:31 PM Author: big chestnut son of senegal resort the worst one was when a girl offered to give me a ride home from a high school party, and then she drove me back to her house instead of my house, and asked if i wanted to come inside. i just sat there in the passenger seat like a retard and said "uh, this isn't my house." then she started crying. i continued to sit there, silently, not knowing what to do. after what felt like an eternity but was probably 3-5 minutes, i said i had to go and got out of the car and ran away around the corner (not flame) and then walked like 5 miles home in the middle of the night while drunk because i didn't own a cell phone when i was in high school
the few times i had sex in high school were when a chick literally physically cornered me in a room and started forcing herself on me. it just didn't happen otherwise because my autism levels were so high |
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Date: December 3rd, 2023 7:32 PM Author: swashbuckling internet-worthy travel guidebook trailer park 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454765&forum_id=2#47129363) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2023 7:35 PM Author: Snowy Heaven Hi me. I had this thought the chick had to check the right clique box. Looking back they were all gorgeous.
Your story is pretty bad though. She probably hated you after that. Sorry. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2023 7:40 PM Author: big chestnut son of senegal resort yeah, she hated me after that. it was really late in senior year though. i've always felt really really bad about that one my whole life
she's married to a chadly guy now and they have 3 kids so it all ended well for her and i'm glad. she was a good chick and i would have for sure "dated" her if i knew wtf i was doing |
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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:26 AM Author: Snowy Heaven I don't even think she was interested in dating that night, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454765&forum_id=2#47131322) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2023 8:49 PM Author: orchid cerebral persian affirmative action similar things happened to me in HS although not quite as bad. this is actually funny as fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454765&forum_id=2#47129577) |
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Date: December 4th, 2023 8:03 PM Author: Snowy Heaven Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454765&forum_id=2#47133395) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2023 7:24 PM Author: Snowy Heaven Marine biology teacher says I'm fucking off to much and she's going to give me a C. I said wtf that will kill my gpa. She said she has her dad's truck next Saturday and if I help her load the aquarium she'll bump me up to a B. She shows up and we do the aquarium. She offered to take me to lunch. I said I wasn't hungry. She dropped me off and I dropped her class for study hall a few weeks later. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454765&forum_id=2#47129326) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2023 10:33 PM Author: Talking Thirsty Field wtf high school has "marine biology" as an actual class? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454765&forum_id=2#47129951) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2023 7:26 PM Author: Abnormal very tactful associate Wow your phenotype is awesome imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454765&forum_id=2#47129331) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2023 7:28 PM Author: swashbuckling internet-worthy travel guidebook trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454765&forum_id=2#47129344) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2023 7:40 PM Author: Snowy Heaven I don't think I'm that handsome. Girls just thought I was fun. Sometimes I'd do no stop sign day and we just run read lights.
My passenger car window broke (twice) so I'd use a towel. It lol didn't work so girls always had to sit in the back. One day I was driving this girl home and yes ran a stop sign. Cop pulls me over and I guess the girls dad was high up and he (cop) apologized. He offered to drive her home but she said no and sat in the wet as fuck front seat as like a fuck you. I didn't kiss her either. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2023 8:17 PM Author: Snowy Heaven Can't believe I forgot... I go to the park with these girls. Two of them circle back and broke into my house while we're gone and stole every single kids picture I have. I didn't know. Who the fuck looks at their kid pics. A few months later I'm at one of their houses and wtf those are my pics on your wall. I acted like nbd but a few days later my mom made me go get them. I didn't. I have zero pictures. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2023 8:42 PM Author: Purple feces becky BEEP BEEP BEEP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454765&forum_id=2#47129555) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2023 10:30 PM Author: Talking Thirsty Field i can contribute to this but need some time to fully work out the details.
eta? |
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Date: December 4th, 2023 8:02 PM Author: Snowy Heaven Yes please, especially ones more retarded than mine. The letterman jacket girl went on to be a huge freak. Probably would have been a peak experience. I just thought she was odd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454765&forum_id=2#47133390) |
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Date: December 4th, 2023 8:47 PM Author: Snowy Heaven In algebra class...this fucking bitch better give back my coat. I know she will eventually but I don't have time for this. Even when she said she would maybe she fucks it up. You're wearing it naked? Does she have deodorant on? Do I have to go to a dry cleaner? I've spent years avoiding dry clean only clothing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454765&forum_id=2#47133576) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2023 10:37 PM Author: greedy university roommate Jesus I don't remember girls at my high school being this slutty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454765&forum_id=2#47129977) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2023 10:40 PM Author: alcoholic scarlet famous landscape painting sanctuary lol i have a ton of these. just need to be an intellectual and realize that being wanted by an attractive girl is 90% of the fun. sex is usually disappointing when compared to what can grow in your imagination feeling decades of regret.
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Date: December 3rd, 2023 10:50 PM Author: big chestnut son of senegal resort this is the real redpill/blackpill/whitepill (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454765&forum_id=2#47130059) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2023 11:04 PM Author: alcoholic scarlet famous landscape painting sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454765&forum_id=2#47130095) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2023 10:57 PM Author: Beady-eyed Amethyst Ceo the letter jacket made me lol for real, and the one with you arguing about whether you fucked once or twice is some real comedy shit, could be a TV show pilot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454765&forum_id=2#47130075) |
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Date: December 4th, 2023 5:57 PM Author: Big-titted area Strains credulity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454765&forum_id=2#47132933) |
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Date: December 4th, 2023 6:00 PM Author: Snowy Heaven I have a few really terrible stories I didn't add that will make me sound like a fag. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454765&forum_id=2#47132953) |
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Date: December 4th, 2023 6:02 PM Author: histrionic slate lodge You've already admitted to having sex with women, how could it get any faggier? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454765&forum_id=2#47132961) |
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Date: December 4th, 2023 6:07 PM Author: big chestnut son of senegal resort Same
Sharing Online has its limits |
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Date: December 5th, 2023 4:08 AM Author: Snowy Heaven Cr. The ones I didn't share aren't regrets, instead they're regretful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5454765&forum_id=2#47134740) |