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Being a lawn guy beats grilling, golfing, or snobby beer tasting.

Nothing beats a freshly mowed and fertilized lawn.
excitant toaster boistinker
  05/14/24
I fucking hate cutting my grass but my wife “likes&rdq...
glittery station fat ankles
  05/14/24
you are a mentally retarded jewish pedophile and you don't h...
hyperventilating area
  05/14/24
lots of overlap between lawn and grill guys.
passionate hot plaza mood
  05/14/24
🙋‍♂️
excitant toaster boistinker
  05/14/24
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Slate weed whacker
  05/14/24
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Floppy navy locale newt
  05/14/24
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Grizzly crusty wrinkle
  05/14/24
Golfing is the only real hobby on that list.
Anal Cruel-hearted Voyeur
  05/14/24
It's the worst option in there by far.
excitant toaster boistinker
  05/14/24
golf is 180 you jewfuck
hyperventilating area
  05/14/24
I quit my country club this year and don't have a single reg...
excitant toaster boistinker
  05/14/24
dumb. prices are going up just like housing and everything ...
hyperventilating area
  05/14/24
lol mowing your lawn sucks shit
hyperventilating area
  05/14/24
...
Anal Cruel-hearted Voyeur
  05/14/24
I love my golf course lawn. Nothing beats a 1" high cu...
pink violent pit messiness
  05/14/24
wait until you get into "advanced lawn guy" stuff ...
Slate weed whacker
  05/14/24
lol (((doodikoff))) failed solo, lost his house
pink violent pit messiness
  05/14/24
I netted more than $500k after taxes from selling my house b...
Slate weed whacker
  05/14/24
Amazing, brother. You are an inspiration for all of us sinne...
translucent vibrant headpube jew
  05/14/24
The key to a well kept lawn is the edging, which is also the...
translucent vibrant headpube jew
  05/14/24
stfu fat fuck you don't know anything.
pink violent pit messiness
  05/14/24
100%. An otherwise well groomed lawn looks sloppy and pr...
passionate hot plaza mood
  05/14/24
I don't edge. 🥲
excitant toaster boistinker
  05/14/24
Seems like backyard golf green that you seed, roll, cut your...
Razzle spot corn cake
  05/14/24
the amount of time and effort it would take to maintain a le...
hyperventilating area
  05/14/24
That's why it's a POWERLAWNGOY move
Razzle spot corn cake
  05/14/24
lawn work sucks. the key is to keep your lawn as simple and...
fighting purple house
  05/14/24
I’ve been considering a natural, no-mow lawn. Certify ...
Anal Cruel-hearted Voyeur
  05/14/24
fuck, i never heard of this. i'm going to plant some milkwee...
Floppy navy locale newt
  05/14/24
https://ibb.co/GHWwXVS if your property isn't a habitat for ...
Violet heady bawdyhouse
  05/14/24
Not no-mow but I’m about to overseed with micro clover
Cerise misanthropic parlour
  05/15/24
lawns are flame. i've been seeding clover in an attempt to s...
Floppy navy locale newt
  05/14/24
180
Cerise misanthropic parlour
  05/15/24
Putting lawn care on the same playing field as grilling or g...
mischievous pocket flask nursing home
  05/14/24
You don’t live in the south right? There is a lot of o...
Slate weed whacker
  05/14/24
Fair, yeah maybe it's regional. Here a guy into lawns compar...
mischievous pocket flask nursing home
  05/14/24
What did lawnbulls do to you?
excitant toaster boistinker
  05/14/24
I live in a beautiful neighborhood that was built in the 20s...
excitant toaster boistinker
  05/14/24
Lawns and grilling are a common topic of conversation out on...
Poppy heaven elastic band
  05/14/24
imagine trying to have a conversation with him about dogs or...
pink violent pit messiness
  05/14/24
(gay trailer kike)
flickering embarrassed to the bone wagecucks
  05/14/24
agreed
mischievous pocket flask nursing home
  05/14/24
yeah among the bitches you play with. grilling yes lawns obv...
mischievous pocket flask nursing home
  05/14/24
I don't know what to tell you because I have no idea what it...
Poppy heaven elastic band
  05/14/24
Go prune your rose bush faggot
mischievous pocket flask nursing home
  05/14/24
The border is --> that way, pal. Don't let the door hit y...
Poppy heaven elastic band
  05/14/24
I know where the border is, that's where I look to hire the ...
mischievous pocket flask nursing home
  05/14/24
Lawns are lots of work and there’s a lot of bugs out t...
translucent vibrant headpube jew
  05/14/24
Lawnscaping is art. It requires enormous dedication and fore...
excitant toaster boistinker
  05/14/24
lawn guys are the biggest fags imaginable, they are just lam...
provocative public bath coffee pot
  05/14/24
they're catty fags
Violet heady bawdyhouse
  05/14/24
...
mischievous pocket flask nursing home
  05/14/24
Lmao. Get bent.
excitant toaster boistinker
  05/14/24
enjoy your short grass and destroying your local habitat
provocative public bath coffee pot
  05/14/24
Enjoy your weeds with cockroaches in them.
excitant toaster boistinker
  05/14/24
you mean a meadow?
provocative public bath coffee pot
  05/14/24
I am sure your .1 acre "meadow" in a concrete mega...
excitant toaster boistinker
  05/14/24
I live adjoining a 15 acre hay field, unfortunately my landl...
provocative public bath coffee pot
  05/14/24
If it's a hay field it gets mowed too.
excitant toaster boistinker
  05/14/24
twice a year
provocative public bath coffee pot
  05/14/24
Cricket anyone?
Yellow bespoke new version mental disorder
  05/14/24
I'm just a Lawn Guy from Lawn Guy Land...
khaki field
  05/14/24
When home alone, which is rare, I like to walk the lawn bare...
electric bonkers chad den
  05/14/24
I Walk The Lawn
khaki field
  05/14/24
...
excitant toaster boistinker
  05/14/24


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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: excitant toaster boistinker

Nothing beats a freshly mowed and fertilized lawn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659940)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: glittery station fat ankles

I fucking hate cutting my grass but my wife “likes” doing it so she refuses to let us pay for a lawn service since she says she’d just rather do it so I have to beat her to the mower and do it myself or I look like an asshole in front of the neighborhood for making my wife cut the grass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659941)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:40 AM
Author: hyperventilating area

you are a mentally retarded jewish pedophile and you don't have a wife and probably don't have a lawn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659967)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:27 AM
Author: passionate hot plaza mood

lots of overlap between lawn and grill guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659942)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:32 AM
Author: excitant toaster boistinker

🙋‍♂️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659955)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: Slate weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660048)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: Floppy navy locale newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660209)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:28 AM
Author: Grizzly crusty wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659945)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:28 AM
Author: Anal Cruel-hearted Voyeur

Golfing is the only real hobby on that list.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659946)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: excitant toaster boistinker

It's the worst option in there by far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660040)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: hyperventilating area

golf is 180 you jewfuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660086)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:38 AM
Author: excitant toaster boistinker

I quit my country club this year and don't have a single regret.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660123)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 11:28 AM
Author: hyperventilating area

dumb. prices are going up just like housing and everything else and you'll pay through the dick in initiation if you ever want back in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660433)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:40 AM
Author: hyperventilating area

lol mowing your lawn sucks shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659968)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:41 AM
Author: Anal Cruel-hearted Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659970)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:16 AM
Author: pink violent pit messiness

I love my golf course lawn.

Nothing beats a 1" high cut deep green Kentucky Bluegrass lawn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660054)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:23 AM
Author: Slate weed whacker

wait until you get into "advanced lawn guy" stuff like striping attachments for your lawn mower - I have friends who do this and I want one when I get a house again

https://www.amazon.com/Toro-20601-Lawn-Striping-System/dp/B004ZKXYUO/ref=asc_df_B004ZKXYUO/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=693308318791&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=4640841603144006981&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9010937&hvtargid=pla-350224723370&psc=1&mcid=9c51b0c8d2d73a09b5bbc7cb8a496959&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwl4yyBhAgEiwADSEjeIOciF3s2e4vs9Q_zzAdhQJ0yUPUZNi1sJkSNC91n6_8SYzumbgvTRoCSJMQAvD_BwE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660074)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:01 AM
Author: pink violent pit messiness

lol (((doodikoff))) failed solo, lost his house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660186)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:29 AM
Author: Slate weed whacker

I netted more than $500k after taxes from selling my house brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660250)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: translucent vibrant headpube jew

Amazing, brother. You are an inspiration for all of us sinners out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660269)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:25 AM
Author: translucent vibrant headpube jew

The key to a well kept lawn is the edging, which is also the worst part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660083)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:02 AM
Author: pink violent pit messiness

stfu fat fuck you don't know anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660189)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: passionate hot plaza mood

100%.

An otherwise well groomed lawn looks sloppy and prole if the edging is not done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660220)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: excitant toaster boistinker

I don't edge. 🥲

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660386)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:56 AM
Author: Razzle spot corn cake

Seems like backyard golf green that you seed, roll, cut yourself is peak lawndaddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660173)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: hyperventilating area

the amount of time and effort it would take to maintain a legit green probably would leave you with little time to actually practice putting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660197)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: Razzle spot corn cake

That's why it's a POWERLAWNGOY move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660716)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:09 AM
Author: fighting purple house

lawn work sucks. the key is to keep your lawn as simple and easy to maintain as possible. that way if your wife wants to plant some tulips in some dirt or something it doesnt matter. the way some of these boomers designed these yards is absurd to me. its like having a swimming pool for a front yard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660199)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: Anal Cruel-hearted Voyeur

I’ve been considering a natural, no-mow lawn. Certify that bitch as a Monarch Waypoint.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660315)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 11:10 AM
Author: Floppy navy locale newt

fuck, i never heard of this. i'm going to plant some milkweed and get certified like yny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660390)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:32 PM
Author: Violet heady bawdyhouse

https://ibb.co/GHWwXVS if your property isn't a habitat for 1k woodland critters you're not white

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47662037)



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Date: May 15th, 2024 1:05 AM
Author: Cerise misanthropic parlour

Not no-mow but I’m about to overseed with micro clover

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47662576)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: Floppy navy locale newt

lawns are flame. i've been seeding clover in an attempt to snuff out the grass. but i'm a native plants faggot. i agree with your underlying point that landscaping and gardening is 180. i just pulled my first radishes yesterday. my peas should start flowering soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660216)



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Date: May 15th, 2024 1:05 AM
Author: Cerise misanthropic parlour

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47662578)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: mischievous pocket flask nursing home

Putting lawn care on the same playing field as grilling or golf is lol. The phenotypes are not matched.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660231)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:30 AM
Author: Slate weed whacker

You don’t live in the south right? There is a lot of overlap

I am friends with the son of a prominent us senator, fratty as fuck and makes a lot of money from his nepotism job, that obsesses over his lawn and does all of the work himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660255)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: mischievous pocket flask nursing home

Fair, yeah maybe it's regional. Here a guy into lawns comparing himself to a golfer is like a geek that plays Magic the Gathering comparing himself to a quarterback.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660571)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 1:11 PM
Author: excitant toaster boistinker

What did lawnbulls do to you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660760)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:36 AM
Author: excitant toaster boistinker

I live in a beautiful neighborhood that was built in the 20s. I wouldn't expect most Californians to understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660276)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:58 AM
Author: Poppy heaven elastic band

Lawns and grilling are a common topic of conversation out on the course. You clearly have no idea what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660351)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 11:27 AM
Author: pink violent pit messiness

imagine trying to have a conversation with him about dogs or something. Might as well be discussing ancient chinese calligraphy with him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660431)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 11:28 AM
Author: flickering embarrassed to the bone wagecucks

(gay trailer kike)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660435)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 12:17 PM
Author: mischievous pocket flask nursing home

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660565)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 12:17 PM
Author: mischievous pocket flask nursing home

yeah among the bitches you play with. grilling yes lawns obviously not lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660561)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:03 PM
Author: Poppy heaven elastic band

I don't know what to tell you because I have no idea what it's like where you came from. Maybe you should go back. But here in America when one of your golfing buddies gets a new tractor or puts up an impressive Christmas light display it's a topic of conversation among the golfing dad set.

Additional easy ways for this to happen is someone mentioning they've been chipping in the backyard. Or somebody mentions they played at shady acres last week and it sucked because the greens had been aerated (oh, we're having our lawn aerated next week, etc.) Or whatever man. I think it's best if you just go back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661477)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: mischievous pocket flask nursing home

Go prune your rose bush faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661510)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:23 PM
Author: Poppy heaven elastic band

The border is --> that way, pal. Don't let the door hit you in the ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661537)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 6:23 PM
Author: mischievous pocket flask nursing home

I know where the border is, that's where I look to hire the Mexicans that maintain my lawn for me. How did this year's zucchini crop fit in your butthold fag?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661690)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: translucent vibrant headpube jew

Lawns are lots of work and there’s a lot of bugs out there.

Grilling is kind of meh, can be mastered in about 4-6 months of practice.

Golf is just expensive and stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661395)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: excitant toaster boistinker

Lawnscaping is art. It requires enormous dedication and foresight to make a spectacular yard. If you are wondering where all the Michaelangelos went, they are on their zero turns right now.

Grilling/BBQ is art but anyone can become proficient quickly. It is like going to one of those wine and paint places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661491)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 4:53 PM
Author: provocative public bath coffee pot

lawn guys are the biggest fags imaginable, they are just lame enough to find running a little machine to be entertaining as they have never run real machinery and the total amount of material waste that goes into some big perfect lawn is enormous, all while destroying natural habitat for native plants and species in the service of...nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661447)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: Violet heady bawdyhouse

they're catty fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661486)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: mischievous pocket flask nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661512)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:23 PM
Author: excitant toaster boistinker

Lmao. Get bent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661538)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:25 PM
Author: provocative public bath coffee pot

enjoy your short grass and destroying your local habitat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661543)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: excitant toaster boistinker

Enjoy your weeds with cockroaches in them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661562)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: provocative public bath coffee pot

you mean a meadow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661571)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: excitant toaster boistinker

I am sure your .1 acre "meadow" in a concrete megalopolis is beautiful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661639)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 6:10 PM
Author: provocative public bath coffee pot

I live adjoining a 15 acre hay field, unfortunately my landlord insists I mow a bunch of lawn too, but the field is much more aesthetically pleasing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661643)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 6:14 PM
Author: excitant toaster boistinker

If it's a hay field it gets mowed too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661653)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 6:27 PM
Author: provocative public bath coffee pot

twice a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661701)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:44 PM
Author: Yellow bespoke new version mental disorder

Cricket anyone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661574)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:41 PM
Author: khaki field

I'm just a Lawn Guy from Lawn Guy Land...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47662063)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: electric bonkers chad den

When home alone, which is rare, I like to walk the lawn barefoot, enjoying the dusk, sipping a scotch, enjoy a guilty secret cigarette. Simple pleasures of life.

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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: khaki field

I Walk The Lawn

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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: excitant toaster boistinker



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