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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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aquamarine painfully honest mad-dog skullcap
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Bisexual depressive mental disorder
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
aquamarine painfully honest mad-dog skullcap
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Bisexual depressive mental disorder
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
aquamarine painfully honest mad-dog skullcap
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Slate cruise ship
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
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Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
hairraiser knife jewess
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Bisexual depressive mental disorder
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
hairraiser knife jewess
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
aquamarine painfully honest mad-dog skullcap
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
hairraiser knife jewess
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Bisexual depressive mental disorder
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
aquamarine painfully honest mad-dog skullcap
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
hairraiser knife jewess
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
unhinged gaping useless brakes
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
hairraiser knife jewess
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
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  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
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40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
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This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
exhilarant parlour
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
out-of-control turquoise keepsake machete
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if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
trip sable theater stage dopamine
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
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They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
aquamarine painfully honest mad-dog skullcap
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
unhinged gaping useless brakes
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
aquamarine painfully honest mad-dog skullcap
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
High-end indigo senate factory reset button
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
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Beady-eyed dun corner
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
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cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
out-of-control turquoise keepsake machete
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you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
unhinged gaping useless brakes
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I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Beady-eyed dun corner
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prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
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Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Beady-eyed dun corner
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are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
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so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
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most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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No 40k for you
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Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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aquamarine painfully honest mad-dog skullcap
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
swollen shitlib
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
Haunting clear circlehead base
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chandler (retired)
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
disco fries
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: aquamarine painfully honest mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077689)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Bisexual depressive mental disorder

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: aquamarine painfully honest mad-dog skullcap

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Bisexual depressive mental disorder

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: aquamarine painfully honest mad-dog skullcap

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Slate cruise ship

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: aquamarine painfully honest mad-dog skullcap

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Aqua Stage Legend



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Blue hospital

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: hairraiser knife jewess



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Slate cruise ship



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: irradiated chapel pocket flask



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Appetizing canary newt abode



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: trip sable theater stage dopamine



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: cocky talented cuckold



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Beady-eyed dun corner



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: nudist sinister selfie



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Brindle station



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Haunting clear circlehead base



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: translucent point masturbator



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: lake free-loading fat ankles



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Long Red Poon Tie Covering Your Wang ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49095662)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: hairraiser knife jewess

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Bisexual depressive mental disorder

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: hairraiser knife jewess

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: aquamarine painfully honest mad-dog skullcap

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: hairraiser knife jewess

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Bisexual depressive mental disorder

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: aquamarine painfully honest mad-dog skullcap

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: hairraiser knife jewess

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: unhinged gaping useless brakes

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: hairraiser knife jewess

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Alcoholic charismatic gas station yarmulke

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: tan 180 menage brethren

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Long Red Poon Tie Covering Your Wang ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099448)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Appetizing canary newt abode

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: exhilarant parlour

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: out-of-control turquoise keepsake machete

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: trip sable theater stage dopamine

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: High-end indigo senate factory reset button

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: aquamarine painfully honest mad-dog skullcap

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: unhinged gaping useless brakes

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: aquamarine painfully honest mad-dog skullcap

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: High-end indigo senate factory reset button

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: unhinged gaping useless brakes

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dun corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078876)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: High-end indigo senate factory reset button

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: out-of-control turquoise keepsake machete

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: unhinged gaping useless brakes

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dun corner

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: High-end indigo senate factory reset button

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dun corner

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: High-end indigo senate factory reset button

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: High-end indigo senate factory reset button

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Appetizing canary newt abode



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dun corner

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: aquamarine painfully honest mad-dog skullcap



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: fragrant rehab travel guidebook

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: hairraiser knife jewess



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dun corner



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: aquamarine painfully honest mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087316)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: swollen shitlib

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Haunting clear circlehead base

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: chandler (retired)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099235)