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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how ...
Fishy Twisted Wrinkle Electric Furnace
  06/01/26
about tree fiddy
Light New Version
  06/01/26
Not helpful. Blocked
Fishy Twisted Wrinkle Electric Furnace
  06/01/26
120...
Light New Version
  06/01/26
Idk what’s your leverage
topaz bat-shit-crazy tattoo
  06/01/26
I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and mak...
Fishy Twisted Wrinkle Electric Furnace
  06/01/26
Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.
topaz bat-shit-crazy tattoo
  06/01/26
So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other ...
contagious police squad station
  06/03/26
Are you confused? Look up antifa
Fishy Twisted Wrinkle Electric Furnace
  06/03/26
Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.
contagious police squad station
  06/04/26
You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast
Charcoal crackhouse generalized bond
  06/01/26
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Heady Toilet Seat
  06/01/26
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Bearded White Clown Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/01/26
*standing ovation*
Misanthropic wild senate
  06/01/26
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dark office jewess
  06/03/26
Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance
Blue pit ratface
  06/01/26
where do you live, work, and what is your name?
zippy high-end mother
  06/01/26
You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 ...
Fishy Twisted Wrinkle Electric Furnace
  06/01/26
if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half ho...
zippy high-end mother
  06/01/26
Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The ...
Misanthropic wild senate
  06/01/26
same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his t...
Heady Toilet Seat
  06/01/26
I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's on...
Misanthropic wild senate
  06/01/26
I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that li...
Heady Toilet Seat
  06/01/26
i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterf...
zippy high-end mother
  06/01/26
...
Brindle Spectacular Place Of Business Hominid
  06/02/26
you maed it
Bronze Death Wish Hell
  06/01/26
If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their off...
Alcoholic stead
  06/01/26
I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (t...
Misanthropic wild senate
  06/01/26
It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can f...
Drab duck-like volcanic crater coldplay fan
  06/01/26
claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money
silver circlehead
  06/01/26
what job did you have
electric hideous house
  06/01/26
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
canary parlor
  06/01/26
...
hilarious cowardly den boiling water
  06/01/26
Get pregnant. Be openly flaming gay Publicly inquire if co...
magical school cafeteria marketing idea
  06/01/26
Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be pro...
Misanthropic wild senate
  06/01/26
Never too late to start!
magical school cafeteria marketing idea
  06/01/26
Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay
Fishy Twisted Wrinkle Electric Furnace
  06/01/26
Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you ...
Misanthropic wild senate
  06/01/26
This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS m...
Cerebral whorehouse
  06/01/26
if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer fo...
Big dead tanning salon
  06/01/26
you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly ...
zippy high-end mother
  06/01/26
that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are ...
Big dead tanning salon
  06/01/26
...
contagious police squad station
  06/03/26
...
sepia temple
  06/02/26
Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’...
Drab duck-like volcanic crater coldplay fan
  06/01/26
I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another...
Fishy Twisted Wrinkle Electric Furnace
  06/02/26
Another two weeks of pay.
Drab duck-like volcanic crater coldplay fan
  06/02/26
Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work
Fishy Twisted Wrinkle Electric Furnace
  06/02/26
AI wouldn't have fucked that up
umber space
  06/02/26
...
Multi-colored bawdyhouse sandwich
  06/02/26
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Heady Toilet Seat
  06/02/26
...
Fishy Twisted Wrinkle Electric Furnace
  06/03/26
...
contagious police squad station
  06/03/26
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Drab duck-like volcanic crater coldplay fan
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dark office jewess
  06/03/26
ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and sc...
Odious sexy sweet tailpipe degenerate
  06/02/26
Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touchin...
Misanthropic wild senate
  06/03/26
I thought you delivered cookies
navy stag film
  06/03/26
wait two weeks
Multi-colored bawdyhouse sandwich
  06/03/26
...
Fishy Twisted Wrinkle Electric Furnace
  06/03/26
...
navy stag film
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contagious police squad station
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Drab duck-like volcanic crater coldplay fan
  06/03/26
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Unhinged charismatic mediation
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...
Light New Version
  06/04/26
(XO 2020)
Fishy Twisted Wrinkle Electric Furnace
  06/03/26
cookie delivery is dead
salmon impressive stage
  06/03/26
I guess so if Ai can replace it
navy stag film
  06/03/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Fishy Twisted Wrinkle Electric Furnace

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909894)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Light New Version

about tree fiddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909895)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Fishy Twisted Wrinkle Electric Furnace

Not helpful. Blocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909897)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Light New Version

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909899)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: topaz bat-shit-crazy tattoo

Idk what’s your leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909898)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: Fishy Twisted Wrinkle Electric Furnace

I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909900)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: topaz bat-shit-crazy tattoo

Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909947)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: contagious police squad station

So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912893)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Fishy Twisted Wrinkle Electric Furnace

Are you confused? Look up antifa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912915)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: contagious police squad station

Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914622)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Charcoal crackhouse generalized bond

You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909901)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Heady Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910210)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Bearded White Clown Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910271)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Misanthropic wild senate

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910290)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: dark office jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914030)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Blue pit ratface

Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909903)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: zippy high-end mother

where do you live, work, and what is your name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909905)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Fishy Twisted Wrinkle Electric Furnace

You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909910)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: zippy high-end mother

if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half hour i'd immediately forget who both of them are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909913)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Misanthropic wild senate

Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910287)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Heady Toilet Seat

same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is

don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910298)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Misanthropic wild senate

I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910311)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Heady Toilet Seat

I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910314)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: zippy high-end mother

i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterface Chris has stuck in my brain

and i remember CSLGs name because his Mr P branding WORKS. if i ever pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes while in LA, i know who to call.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910571)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: Brindle Spectacular Place Of Business Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911694)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Bronze Death Wish Hell

you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909908)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: Alcoholic stead

If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.

How many people got laid off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909935)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Misanthropic wild senate

I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)

But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910301)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Drab duck-like volcanic crater coldplay fan

It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910609)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: silver circlehead

claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909963)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: electric hideous house

what job did you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909989)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: canary parlor

PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910262)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: hilarious cowardly den boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910278)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: magical school cafeteria marketing idea

Get pregnant.

Be openly flaming gay

Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery

Self-identify as BIPOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910293)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Misanthropic wild senate

Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910306)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: magical school cafeteria marketing idea

Never too late to start!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910308)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Fishy Twisted Wrinkle Electric Furnace

Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910644)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Misanthropic wild senate

Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you make this pitch. Can't. Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910681)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Cerebral whorehouse

This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910698)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: Big dead tanning salon

if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'

not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910579)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: zippy high-end mother

you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly adopt each week, so it will never be safe to cut you loose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910585)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: Big dead tanning salon

that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are using ai to fire all the dei staff from the past 10yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910593)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: contagious police squad station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912928)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: sepia temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911034)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: Drab duck-like volcanic crater coldplay fan

Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910603)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Fishy Twisted Wrinkle Electric Furnace

I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Drab duck-like volcanic crater coldplay fan

Another two weeks of pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911399)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Fishy Twisted Wrinkle Electric Furnace

Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911645)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: umber space

AI wouldn't have fucked that up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911698)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: Multi-colored bawdyhouse sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911701)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Heady Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911774)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: Fishy Twisted Wrinkle Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912867)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: contagious police squad station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912897)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Drab duck-like volcanic crater coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49913418)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: dark office jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914033)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Odious sexy sweet tailpipe degenerate

ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and screaming or u can leave w/o incident-- spare the histrionics and seek a reasonable settlement -- they have u dead to the right, so u might as well play nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911796)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Misanthropic wild senate

Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touching door knobs, printers, staplers, and pens all around the office after fingering your dirty anus. These motherfuckers need to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912880)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: navy stag film

I thought you delivered cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Multi-colored bawdyhouse sandwich

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912879)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Fishy Twisted Wrinkle Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: navy stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912890)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: contagious police squad station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912895)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Drab duck-like volcanic crater coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49913420)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Unhinged charismatic mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914031)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: Light New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914422)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Fishy Twisted Wrinkle Electric Furnace

(XO 2020)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912887)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: salmon impressive stage

cookie delivery is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912896)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: navy stag film

I guess so if Ai can replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912932)