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35 y/o ibanker dies after 100 hour work week makes his heart explode (nypost)

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-d...
Anal green business firm deer antler
  05/10/24
it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in t...
medicated aromatic son of senegal
  05/10/24
Yeah I was gonna say.
Violent avocado cuckoldry filthpig
  05/10/24
throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while qu...
Anal green business firm deer antler
  05/11/24
Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 yea...
galvanic lake mad cow disease space
  05/10/24
No
cordovan international law enforcement agency
  05/10/24
ur barely literate
alcoholic property
  05/10/24
180
cordovan international law enforcement agency
  05/10/24
Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life
Lascivious sickened laser beams
  05/10/24
180
cordovan international law enforcement agency
  05/10/24
the man owns multiple properties
mind-boggling striped hyena really tough guy
  05/10/24
This is not true or possible given the amount of time you po...
Soul-stirring Philosopher-king Location
  05/10/24
180
cordovan international law enforcement agency
  05/10/24
They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on th...
mind-boggling striped hyena really tough guy
  05/10/24
enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll ...
Mint stead
  05/10/24
seems unlikely
Wine Awkward Persian Spot
  05/10/24
lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted....
sienna roommate
  05/12/24
...
Anal green business firm deer antler
  05/10/24
This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before i...
Chrome sadistic halford
  05/10/24
they still do that shit?
bipolar mexican cuck
  05/10/24
Such is the Nature of the Assignment.
electric home puppy
  05/10/24
...
Brindle school cafeteria
  05/11/24
UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves
Splenetic cobalt doctorate house
  05/10/24
because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other...
Lascivious sickened laser beams
  05/10/24
180
cordovan international law enforcement agency
  05/10/24
Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlicke...
charismatic national
  05/11/24
It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associa...
Ruddy judgmental resort main people
  05/12/24
*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coff...
electric home puppy
  05/10/24
whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at yo...
Cerebral blue fanboi
  05/10/24
...
ultramarine razzle station mood
  05/12/24
he must have had a genetic defect
bistre sweet tailpipe
  05/10/24
Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA
Adulterous juggernaut
  05/10/24
Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happ...
racy candlestick maker hell
  05/10/24
On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*
alcoholic property
  05/10/24
...
hilarious swashbuckling knife cuckold
  05/10/24
...
arousing degenerate
  05/10/24
...
electric home puppy
  05/11/24
Kike!
cordovan international law enforcement agency
  05/10/24
At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a ...
galvanic lake mad cow disease space
  05/10/24
he was an associate
Bronze shivering institution
  05/12/24
(xo 2024)
Buff Box Office Sandwich
  05/12/24
If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart tec...
adventurous flirting new version
  05/10/24
...
Chrome sadistic halford
  05/11/24
His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to...
Gay glittery stage
  05/10/24
Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got ...
aphrodisiac idea he suggested
  05/11/24
Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered. ...
Buff Box Office Sandwich
  05/11/24
probably something like friday night fire drill citation che...
Sexy jap
  05/11/24
Who is the audience for the powerpoint?
Buff Box Office Sandwich
  05/12/24
probably no one
Anal green business firm deer antler
  05/12/24
...
arousing degenerate
  05/12/24
This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just do...
excitant unholy sanctuary mediation
  05/12/24
To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: ...
Fragrant set
  05/12/24
(not a math masterman) 24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week 100 ho...
Buff Box Office Sandwich
  05/12/24
He forgot about weekends is all
Ruddy judgmental resort main people
  05/12/24
I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're un...
Fragrant set
  05/12/24
That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ ho...
Ruddy judgmental resort main people
  05/12/24
Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” al...
cowardly stage macaca
  05/12/24
that guy looks 50 in his work pic
Curious foreskin
  05/12/24
What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mas...
Ruddy judgmental resort main people
  05/12/24
bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. reall...
sienna roommate
  05/12/24
...
excitant unholy sanctuary mediation
  05/12/24


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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:10 AM
Author: Anal green business firm deer antler

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-death-ignites-anger-at-long-workweeks-could-prompt-walkout/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649970)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:32 AM
Author: medicated aromatic son of senegal

it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in the military that exploded his heart, actually.

inshallah yours is next.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649972)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: Violent avocado cuckoldry filthpig

Yeah I was gonna say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652384)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:06 PM
Author: Anal green business firm deer antler

throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654833)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:36 AM
Author: galvanic lake mad cow disease space

Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 years straight and I’m fine and have four kids on top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649973)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: cordovan international law enforcement agency

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651345)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: alcoholic property

ur barely literate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651347)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:01 PM
Author: cordovan international law enforcement agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651348)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: Lascivious sickened laser beams

Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651366)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: cordovan international law enforcement agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651383)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: mind-boggling striped hyena really tough guy

the man owns multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651406)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Philosopher-king Location

This is not true or possible given the amount of time you post on here--and that's even assuming it were possible for compliance monkeys to work such hours. (Hint: it's not.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651425)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:24 PM
Author: cordovan international law enforcement agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651429)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: mind-boggling striped hyena really tough guy

They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on the trading floor through both domestic and international market hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651436)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: Mint stead

enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll have a good time then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651511)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:18 PM
Author: Wine Awkward Persian Spot

seems unlikely



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651752)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: sienna roommate

lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted. And yes I’m aware that you claim to have been an associate in Quinn Emanuel’s “matrimonial law” practice and that bullshit about you inventing a financial services product.

Btw, your claim to work this much is a self-own in light of the fact that we all know you’re a 250k in-house compliance loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655189)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: Anal green business firm deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651342)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:13 PM
Author: Chrome sadistic halford

This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before it got into the news. The real story is how it got buried for so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651391)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:14 PM
Author: bipolar mexican cuck

they still do that shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651394)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: electric home puppy

Such is the Nature of the Assignment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651434)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: Brindle school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652666)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: Splenetic cobalt doctorate house

UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651442)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Lascivious sickened laser beams

because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other guy is working 80 hours, welp better get your act together.

People like AREreptile brag about this-- they see it as a manly or even moral signifier. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651492)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: cordovan international law enforcement agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651510)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: charismatic national

Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654893)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Ruddy judgmental resort main people

It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associates worked 100 hours/week while Partners Golfed. There was a case study on this for my MBA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655213)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: electric home puppy

*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coffin is carried to his grave Navy SEAL-style by fellow Associates and Colleagues*

*meanwhile In-House Lawyers wearing nothing but diaper, doing the 21 Pen Clicking Salute in perfect and impeccable cadence*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651433)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: Cerebral blue fanboi

whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at your desk making Mort rich, you die for Israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651537)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:15 AM
Author: ultramarine razzle station mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655505)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: bistre sweet tailpipe

he must have had a genetic defect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651538)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:56 PM
Author: Adulterous juggernaut

Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651547)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: racy candlestick maker hell

Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happened go work at Starbucks. If you wanna make $200k a year then learn to manage your stress first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651573)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:17 PM
Author: alcoholic property

On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651641)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: hilarious swashbuckling knife cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651649)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:10 PM
Author: arousing degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651744)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: electric home puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654858)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:32 PM
Author: cordovan international law enforcement agency

Kike!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651662)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: galvanic lake mad cow disease space

At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a river about his stress. He only made 8.5x what the average person makes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651727)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:39 AM
Author: Bronze shivering institution

he was an associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655173)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: Buff Box Office Sandwich

(xo 2024)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655563)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:19 PM
Author: adventurous flirting new version

If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart technique, you have no business in the big leagues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651755)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Chrome sadistic halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654860)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:04 PM
Author: Gay glittery stage

His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652393)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 2:51 AM
Author: aphrodisiac idea he suggested

Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got over the goal line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652769)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Buff Box Office Sandwich

Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered.

What is the actual work product guys like this are producing in their 100 hours each week? Some sort of spreadsheet of costs/valuations? Powerpoint slides? Negotiating terms of the deal back and forth with the counterparties? ELI5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654894)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: Sexy jap

probably something like friday night fire drill citation checking faggotry but the equivalent of that on a powerpoint instead of a word doc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654898)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: Buff Box Office Sandwich

Who is the audience for the powerpoint?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654899)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:31 AM
Author: Anal green business firm deer antler

probably no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654923)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: arousing degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655560)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: excitant unholy sanctuary mediation

This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just don’t think I’d do it. Just work M-F (occasional Saturday) and if that’s not enough then they would have to fire me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655176)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: Fragrant set

To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: (1) sleep, (2) eat, (3) shower, (4) rest, (5) whatever else, socialize, talk to family, etc.

So basically he had to go without eating/sleeping/showering for several days or weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655152)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: Buff Box Office Sandwich

(not a math masterman)

24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week

100 hours of work

168-100 = 68 hours left

68/7 = over 9.5 hours remaining every day for sleeping, eating, showering, commuting, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655191)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Ruddy judgmental resort main people

He forgot about weekends is all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655255)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:40 AM
Author: Fragrant set

I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're under a shitload of stress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655303)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Ruddy judgmental resort main people

That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ hours a week is going to have some shit bleed into the weekend. 100 hour weeks in white collar jobs are usually "performative" ime and a lot of it is about ingratiating yourself to your Betters. One of the exceptions is in Game Development where there is a Crunch Time in the months before release.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655590)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:18 AM
Author: cowardly stage macaca

Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” almost certainly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655517)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:43 AM
Author: Curious foreskin

that guy looks 50 in his work pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655310)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: Ruddy judgmental resort main people

What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mass of youngish white people "look 50" according to azns on the internet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655598)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: sienna roommate

bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. really generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655324)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: excitant unholy sanctuary mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655570)