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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
up-to-no-good wonderful really tough guy
  09/15/13
explain.
filthy fiercely-loyal point
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
up-to-no-good wonderful really tough guy
  09/15/13
this is not bad
stimulating pisswyrm
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
Thirsty Senate
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
cream gunner
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
Bat-shit-crazy Supple Boiling Water Station
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
Chrome shaky persian brunch
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
stimulating pisswyrm
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
out-of-control hall turdskin
  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
Exhilarant Gas Station
  09/15/13
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Startling library twinkling uncleanness
  09/15/13
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filthy fiercely-loyal point
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
stimulating pisswyrm
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
up-to-no-good wonderful really tough guy
  09/15/13
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Mentally impaired passionate principal's office generalized bond
  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
frum adventurous potus
  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
Beady-eyed mischievous national security agency
  09/15/13
its ok.
up-to-no-good wonderful really tough guy
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
floppy coiffed public bath
  09/25/15
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up-to-no-good wonderful really tough guy
  12/03/15
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charismatic dead coffee pot
  12/03/15
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up-to-no-good wonderful really tough guy
  01/22/16
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Hideous party of the first part market
  01/22/16
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Mentally impaired passionate principal's office generalized bond
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
up-to-no-good wonderful really tough guy
  06/22/16
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charismatic dead coffee pot
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
up-to-no-good wonderful really tough guy
  06/21/17
do you pay?
saffron diverse nibblets macaca
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
up-to-no-good wonderful really tough guy
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
saffron diverse nibblets macaca
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
up-to-no-good wonderful really tough guy
  06/21/17
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up-to-no-good wonderful really tough guy
  03/16/18
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up-to-no-good wonderful really tough guy
  05/16/18
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up-to-no-good wonderful really tough guy
  07/03/19
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  07/03/19
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  07/30/19
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up-to-no-good wonderful really tough guy
  02/11/23
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Vibrant alcoholic round eye black woman
  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
ocher free-loading dragon
  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
razzle-dazzle crystalline church building
  02/11/23
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animeboi
  04/07/26
ALPHA AF
medicated doctorate
  02/11/23
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Jet Razzmatazz Prole
  10/25/23
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  03/10/24
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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: up-to-no-good wonderful really tough guy

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056326)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: filthy fiercely-loyal point

explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056330)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: up-to-no-good wonderful really tough guy

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056539)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: stimulating pisswyrm

this is not bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056570)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: Thirsty Senate

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056556)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: cream gunner

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Supple Boiling Water Station

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056623)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Chrome shaky persian brunch

outback bars are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#30767994)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: stimulating pisswyrm

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056574)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: out-of-control hall turdskin

those things are MONEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056577)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Exhilarant Gas Station

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Startling library twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056608)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: filthy fiercely-loyal point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056636)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: stimulating pisswyrm

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: up-to-no-good wonderful really tough guy

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: Mentally impaired passionate principal's office generalized bond



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: frum adventurous potus

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#45919100)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: Beady-eyed mischievous national security agency

I pity your toilet the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056641)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: up-to-no-good wonderful really tough guy

its ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#28836166)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: floppy coiffed public bath

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#28836184)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: up-to-no-good wonderful really tough guy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#29298981)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: charismatic dead coffee pot

180

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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: up-to-no-good wonderful really tough guy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#29654712)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: Hideous party of the first part market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#29654737)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Mentally impaired passionate principal's office generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#29654741)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: up-to-no-good wonderful really tough guy

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: charismatic dead coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#30767981)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: up-to-no-good wonderful really tough guy

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: saffron diverse nibblets macaca

do you pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#33613041)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: up-to-no-good wonderful really tough guy

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#33613049)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: saffron diverse nibblets macaca

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#33613055)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: up-to-no-good wonderful really tough guy

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#33613099)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: up-to-no-good wonderful really tough guy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#35620543)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: up-to-no-good wonderful really tough guy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#36060662)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: up-to-no-good wonderful really tough guy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#38477701)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: Chartreuse mental disorder voyeur

180

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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: up-to-no-good wonderful really tough guy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#38611898)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: up-to-no-good wonderful really tough guy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#45919076)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: Vibrant alcoholic round eye black woman

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#45919079)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: ocher free-loading dragon

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#45919106)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle crystalline church building

he's gonna make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#45919114)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#49799752)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: medicated doctorate

ALPHA AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#45919128)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: Jet Razzmatazz Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#46983261)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: up-to-no-good wonderful really tough guy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#47480319)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: up-to-no-good wonderful really tough guy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#48867830)