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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
misanthropic orange doctorate
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
exciting cruise ship
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
Opaque multi-colored useless brakes
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
exciting cruise ship
  07/14/25
100%
shimmering elastic band
  07/15/25
FAG
motley poppy brunch
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
Swashbuckling Heaven Goyim
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
Bateful immigrant whorehouse
  07/14/25
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Naked Twisted School Pistol
  07/14/25
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shimmering elastic band
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
Charismatic striped hyena macaca
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
misanthropic orange doctorate
  07/14/25
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Thriller school cafeteria
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
Charismatic striped hyena macaca
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
misanthropic orange doctorate
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Charismatic striped hyena macaca
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
misanthropic orange doctorate
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
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Lascivious Cuckoldry Plaza
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
Provocative pearl son of senegal sandwich
  07/15/25
Lol
Charismatic striped hyena macaca
  07/15/25
jfc 180
motley poppy brunch
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shimmering elastic band
  07/15/25
At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
pontificating rusted state community account
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
Naked Twisted School Pistol
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
exciting cruise ship
  07/14/25
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Opaque multi-colored useless brakes
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Charismatic striped hyena macaca
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
misanthropic orange doctorate
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
exciting cruise ship
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
misanthropic orange doctorate
  07/14/25
wut
vivacious jew
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
misanthropic orange doctorate
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
gay principal's office
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Lascivious Cuckoldry Plaza
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maize heady tanning salon yarmulke
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
comical turquoise stag film
  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
coiffed nubile legend
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Swashbuckling Heaven Goyim
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bull headed grizzly hall sweet tailpipe
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unholy famous landscape painting preventive strike
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sooty aromatic incel
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bull headed grizzly hall sweet tailpipe
  07/15/25
we all have brother
shimmering elastic band
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shimmering elastic band
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Lascivious Cuckoldry Plaza
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
Vermilion Exhilarant Center Tank
  07/14/25
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Cobalt Roommate
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
well-lubricated peach box office
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
Lascivious Cuckoldry Plaza
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
Startled racy ticket booth
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
razzmatazz vengeful crackhouse water buffalo
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
Geriatric magical range
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
tripping pervert
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
aphrodisiac alcoholic pit
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
Jet-lagged pea-brained gaming laptop
  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
Provocative pearl son of senegal sandwich
  07/15/25
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salmon locus voyeur
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motley poppy brunch
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Charismatic striped hyena macaca
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shimmering elastic band
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
shimmering elastic band
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
misanthropic orange doctorate
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: misanthropic orange doctorate

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: exciting cruise ship

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Opaque multi-colored useless brakes

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: exciting cruise ship

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: shimmering elastic band

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: motley poppy brunch

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Heaven Goyim

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Bateful immigrant whorehouse

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Naked Twisted School Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101500)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: shimmering elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Charismatic striped hyena macaca

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: misanthropic orange doctorate

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Thriller school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Charismatic striped hyena macaca

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: misanthropic orange doctorate

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Charismatic striped hyena macaca

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: misanthropic orange doctorate

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Charismatic striped hyena macaca

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Lascivious Cuckoldry Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Provocative pearl son of senegal sandwich

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Charismatic striped hyena macaca

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: motley poppy brunch

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: shimmering elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: pontificating rusted state community account

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Naked Twisted School Pistol

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: exciting cruise ship

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Opaque multi-colored useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Charismatic striped hyena macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: misanthropic orange doctorate

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: exciting cruise ship

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: misanthropic orange doctorate

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: vivacious jew

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: misanthropic orange doctorate

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: gay principal's office

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Lascivious Cuckoldry Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: talented dark bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102361)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: coiffed nubile legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Electric Crawly Masturbator Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102365)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: maize heady tanning salon yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: comical turquoise stag film

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: coiffed nubile legend

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Heaven Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103451)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: bull headed grizzly hall sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103487)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Thriller school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: sable sadistic trailer park main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103593)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Charismatic striped hyena macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: unholy famous landscape painting preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103950)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: sooty aromatic incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103011)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: bull headed grizzly hall sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: shimmering elastic band

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: shimmering elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Lascivious Cuckoldry Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Vermilion Exhilarant Center Tank

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Cobalt Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: well-lubricated peach box office

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Lascivious Cuckoldry Plaza

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Startled racy ticket booth

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: razzmatazz vengeful crackhouse water buffalo

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Geriatric magical range

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: tripping pervert

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: aphrodisiac alcoholic pit

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Jet-lagged pea-brained gaming laptop

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Provocative pearl son of senegal sandwich

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: salmon locus voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: motley poppy brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Charismatic striped hyena macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: shimmering elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: shimmering elastic band

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: misanthropic orange doctorate

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104451)