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OH GOD, OH-
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LJL @ poors
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MFCR alert
Swollen Massive Station
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
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  08/21/19
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exciting native
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
Godawful passionate library
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
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Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
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emergency money
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You’re poor
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This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
cream pontificating home round eye
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
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filthy circlehead
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I just got one of these too FML
Swollen Massive Station
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
cream pontificating home round eye
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
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As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
cream pontificating home round eye
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
contagious state
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
cream pontificating home round eye
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
Geriatric titillating idea he suggested
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
cream pontificating home round eye
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I have like $40k in mine ljl
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great thread
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i love men
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  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
cream pontificating home round eye
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
puce locale blood rage
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
cream pontificating home round eye
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
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I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
cream pontificating home round eye
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
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  09/14/24
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  07/18/25
Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: cream pontificating home round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: cream pontificating home round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: cream pontificating home round eye

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: excitant tantric legal warrant

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: pungent associate stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Trip nursing home sandwich

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: carmine floppy chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: Swollen Massive Station

MFCR alert

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Thriller internet-worthy factory reset button location

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: exciting native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Godawful passionate library

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Trip nursing home sandwich

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Thriller internet-worthy factory reset button location

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Trip nursing home sandwich

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: filthy circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Pearl Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Pearl Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Turquoise Institution Voyeur

hehe

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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: excitant tantric legal warrant



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: insanely creepy theater twinkling uncleanness

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: cream pontificating home round eye

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: puce locale blood rage

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: filthy circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: Swollen Massive Station

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: cream pontificating home round eye

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: exciting native

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: cream pontificating home round eye

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: contagious state

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: cream pontificating home round eye

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Geriatric titillating idea he suggested

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: cream pontificating home round eye

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Mahogany hissy fit church building

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: Twinkling Buck-toothed Karate Gas Station

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: cream pontificating home round eye

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: cream pontificating home round eye

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: pungent associate stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Twinkling Buck-toothed Karate Gas Station

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: cream pontificating home round eye

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: cream pontificating home round eye

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: puce locale blood rage

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: cream pontificating home round eye

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: Saffron clown gay wizard

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: cream pontificating home round eye

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: cream pontificating home round eye

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: cream pontificating home round eye

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: cream pontificating home round eye

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#49264493)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

[Action required] Resolve your margin call

Your account has a $189.01 futures margin call as of Nov. 13, 2025. Deposit money or close some of your positions to cover your margin call.

The amount required to cover your margin call may differ due to market movement, deposits, or closing positions.

Take action

If the margin call is not resolved before the end of the trading day on Nov. 14, 2025, your account will be in a past due margin call and your account may be restricted. You can learn more about futures in our Help Center.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#49430061)