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Fell asleep on the couch, woke up to dotter's 16 yo friend laying next
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Date: April 25th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: Debbie Dependapotomus to me "cuddling". As I awoke, she softly asked me if it would be OK if the girls ordered some door dash.
"Sure" I said
"Sorry about that, I didn't want to wake you up violently (giggles)" then she walked out to the pool again. Her breath smelled like Juicy Fruit gum, do they even make that anymore?
I ordered that fucking door dash immediately. Then went and rubbed one out in the shower. Waiting for Chris Hansen to call me any minute. |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 7:04 AM Author: Unakite Thirteen Hotel 69 (Lolhahafaglove ?) Subject: Legal creampie enjoy Legal creampie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48882293) |
Date: April 25th, 2025 12:27 PM Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW) she’s gonna report you to her parents on a whim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48879843) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: Debbie Dependapotomus Does this mean I'm a pedophile? I don't think I've been bricked up like that in twenty years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48879858) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 12:27 PM Author: Non sequitur go on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48879850) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: degenerate domesticated kike realm You did the right thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48879866) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑) moar, damnit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48879871) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: Traditional Latin ass Sick. She is a victim. What was she wearing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48879872) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 12:33 PM Author: Debbie Dependapotomus She was in a two piece bikini. Dotter had friends over last night for a pool get together since it's starting to get warm again.
She's a subjective 11/10 with perfect skin and classy B cups. Sweet girl. |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 12:44 PM Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑) She knew exactly what she was doing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48879936) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 12:49 PM Author: Debbie Dependapotomus Yah. I'm about to hop in the shower again.
She probably knows that she just made my last 20 years of marriage finally seem worth living. |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 1:31 PM Author: Talmudic Skies Estimate the possibility that you became erect while she was cuddling you and that she noticed your bulge?
Also what direction were you cuddling in? Were you spooning, facing each other, on the side? Arms wrapped around her or what?
Did your erection ever press up against her? |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 1:40 PM Author: Debbie Dependapotomus I was bricked, but my knees were kind of pulled up a bit. I was facing outward. Literally no way she felt the bulge. She laid down facing me and was kind of caressing my shoulders to wake me up. It’s a very large couch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880099) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 1:43 PM Author: Talmudic Skies How long was she caressing you for? She was wearing a bikini? Did she spoon you at all? Sounds innocent and perhaps not sexual at all for her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880107) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: Debbie Dependapotomus Zero percent sexual for her, skinny bitch was just hungry.
Maybe 10 seconds? I only came too for a couple seconds of it.
Her face was only a couple inches from mine |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 2:07 PM Author: Talmudic Skies Why did she lean in so close? Were you already hard or did you pop one later? Were you thinking about her in your dream or something lol
Seems like she was just hungry and didn't want to wake you up abruptly like she said. This is a nothingburger. |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 3:28 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. LMAO, she knew exactly what she was doing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880400) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 3:51 PM Author: Non sequitur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880504) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 4:44 PM Author: Josh_Allen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48883384) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 9:09 AM Author: novus homo (gunneratttt) "Zero percent sexual for her, skinny bitch was just hungry."
you retard. she's honing her sexual skills. she knows the awesome power she possesses. she practicing using her sexuality to get what she wants in a safe environment. do you think she didn't notice the speed and enthusiasm with which you ordered doordash?
women start using tactics like this early. by 16 an 11/10 has begun mastering it. you, a presumably smart and successful guy and the father of her friend, rushed to do her bidding because she turned you on. even though you could never touch her without risking life ruination. that's a powerful thing. she learning that if she bats her eyes and squeezes her tits together she can get even smart and successful men who have no chance with her to do what she wants. |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 10:22 AM Author: Talmudic Skies This may be true but it could be natural instinct and not consciously done. She could be simply being in the moment. Probably not actively plotting or noticing how he behaves. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48882615) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 10:42 AM Author: novus homo (gunneratttt) of course this wasn't the result of some rational conscious calculation. much of human interaction is instinctual. she is certainly noticing the causality, as all animals do, especially in social interactions.
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Date: April 25th, 2025 1:05 PM Author: Billy Buttfucker start working out in your garage to impress her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880015) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: Non sequitur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880048) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: Steeve I didn’t realize libs retroactively cancelled that movie in the 2010s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880051) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 2:16 PM Author: Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880213) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 3:32 PM Author: CJ Porkstein Much too sympathetic to a cishet white male protagonist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880412) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 11:41 AM Author: .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,; It would remain uncanceled because of the closeted homo military dad but for Spacey being a legit rape rapist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48882755) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 1:35 PM Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880089) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 2:08 PM Author: sam hyde inseminating boner police's mouth via gjr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880190) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 3:28 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880401) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 4:41 PM Author: Carl Tuckerson (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880627) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 9:09 AM Author: novus homo (gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48882437) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 10:25 AM Author: Kenneth Play (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48882628) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 10:58 AM Author: but at what cost (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48882669) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 1:21 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., expected this to be a sup brady bait and switch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880057) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 1:26 PM Author: tarrifs You're fucked. Say goodbye to your family, job, money and likely liberty! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880070) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: :_ did she fuck you in the ass with her dick? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880093) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 2:16 PM Author: Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard damn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880215) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 2:49 PM Author: Kenneth Play (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880308) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 2:52 PM Author: :;:;:::;:;;:::;;:::;:;:;;:;;: You know there are a bunch of other dads viewing your dotter the same way yeah? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880313) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 3:17 PM Author: Talmudic Skies That's what's so crazy about this! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880371) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Non sequitur if he raised his dotter right she is not lying down with random dads and stroking their shoulder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880510) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 4:47 PM Author: :;:;:::;:;;:::;;:::;:;:;;:;;: “My daughter isn’t like that! Trust me I know 16 year old girls and they just don’t think that way.”
Mmkay champ |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 4:49 PM Author: Non sequitur pumos arent people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880643) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 5:47 PM Author: :;:;:::;:;;:::;;:::;:;:;;:;;: “, he lisped, trying to ignore the used condoms found in his dotter’s backseat.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880757) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 12:24 AM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. The weirdest part is that she doesn't even have a car. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48881943) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 12:49 AM Author: ...,....,,........ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48881974) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 5:45 PM Author: Judas Jones The allure of a balding lawdad poaster curled up in the fetal position is too much for hormonal teens to resist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880750) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 10:58 AM Author: Debbie Dependapotomus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48882666) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 11:03 AM Author: .,..,.,,.,..,,,.,.,.,..,..,..,.,..,,.,.,.,. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48882679) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: jag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48882681) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 10:29 AM Author: donald j. fag You have a lot less control over this sort of thing than you want to believe you do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48882635) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 9:13 AM Author: novus homo (gunneratttt) what is the point of this comment? of course he's aware other men are men. are you trying to make him feel guilty for admitting he got aroused by this? any heterosexual man with healthy T would. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48882444) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 11:09 AM Author: :;:;:::;:;;:::;;:::;:;:;;:;;: What is the point of this comment? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48882683) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 11:34 AM Author: novus homo (gunneratttt) that your question was a facile attempt to shame op but obvious and stupid if you think about it for more than two seconds (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48882731) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 1:28 PM Author: :;:;:::;:;;:::;;:::;:;:;;:;;: And what’s the point of that comment? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48883004) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: C'MON MAN! "any heterosexual man with healthy T" ... Ok but this is xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48882820) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 12:31 PM Author: novus homo (gunneratttt) yeah part of my motivation was pointing out that obeezy is clearly low T if he thinks "you know other dads are looking at your daughter that way!" would cause another man to reflect... on what? that his body reacted in a healthy way and he didn't act on his base lust?
of course other men are horny for his dotter. that's why dad's are so protective of their dotters. that's why we have such intense moral, legal, and social prohibitions on acting on it. if the urge wasn't intense that stuff wouldn't be necessary. just like how someone might enrage me and i want to kill them but don't because of my own moral code and because of the consequences. |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 4:34 PM Author: Debbie Dependapotomus I’ll cut you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48883361) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 3:21 PM Author: Wife shaving her vagina before a business trip Post pics of her and your daughter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880377) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Non sequitur *your erection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880512) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 3:22 PM Author: cock of michael obama (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880382) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 10:37 AM Author: roxbury benzo Remember: 40 years to life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48882643) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 1:32 PM Author: Jacking off to YouTube videos about low birthrates You do not get 40 years for fucking an unrelated 16 yo. I was only given 10 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48883009) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 11:41 AM Author: .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,; Why wouldn’t OP’s daughter be the person to ask her dad to order food? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48882758) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 11:46 AM Author: roxbury benzo "Let's get doordash"
"Will your dad go for that? You're always telling us what a cheap balding lawyer he is"
"I know my dad. Here's what you need to do..."
"Gross. Tee hee" |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 1:53 PM Author: martin heidegger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48883051) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 3:04 PM Author: novus homo (gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48883191) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 4:35 PM Author: Debbie Dependapotomus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48883363) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 3:07 PM Author: novus homo (gunneratttt) cr its implausible a hot teenager would be entitled or tease men for sport (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48883200) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 4:47 PM Author: Josh_Allen What color were her toenails? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48883392) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 4:50 PM Author: Wife shaving her vagina before a business trip https://x.com/nostalgia150360/status/1841886271985090767?s=46&t=fIiduTBk7J5IhOnHW5xRKg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48883398) |