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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Hyperventilating Exhilarant Wrinkle Theater Stage
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Transparent swollen space laser beams
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Hyperventilating Exhilarant Wrinkle Theater Stage
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Transparent swollen space laser beams
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Hyperventilating Exhilarant Wrinkle Theater Stage
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Titillating cocky shrine
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
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Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
buff garrison people who are hurt
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Transparent swollen space laser beams
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
buff garrison people who are hurt
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Hyperventilating Exhilarant Wrinkle Theater Stage
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
buff garrison people who are hurt
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Transparent swollen space laser beams
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Hyperventilating Exhilarant Wrinkle Theater Stage
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
buff garrison people who are hurt
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
heady impertinent parlour goyim
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
buff garrison people who are hurt
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
black university
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
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Carnelian anal box office clown
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Spectacular school cuckoldry
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
Supple Snowy New Version
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
Irradiated windowlicker
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
flushed depressive
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Provocative striped hyena
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Hyperventilating Exhilarant Wrinkle Theater Stage
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
heady impertinent parlour goyim
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Hyperventilating Exhilarant Wrinkle Theater Stage
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Provocative striped hyena
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
heady impertinent parlour goyim
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marvelous organic girlfriend
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Provocative striped hyena
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
Irradiated windowlicker
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
heady impertinent parlour goyim
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
marvelous organic girlfriend
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Provocative striped hyena
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
marvelous organic girlfriend
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Provocative striped hyena
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
marvelous organic girlfriend
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Provocative striped hyena
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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  07/07/25
No 40k for you
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  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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Hyperventilating Exhilarant Wrinkle Theater Stage
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
180 judgmental gaping cruise ship
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
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Hyperventilating Exhilarant Wrinkle Theater Stage
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
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  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Exhilarant Wrinkle Theater Stage



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Transparent swollen space laser beams

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Exhilarant Wrinkle Theater Stage

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Transparent swollen space laser beams

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Exhilarant Wrinkle Theater Stage

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Titillating cocky shrine

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Exhilarant Wrinkle Theater Stage

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: balding appetizing tanning salon



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: fluffy swashbuckling orchestra pit

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: buff garrison people who are hurt



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Titillating cocky shrine



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Spectacular school cuckoldry



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Overrated principal's office electric furnace



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: flushed depressive



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Citrine Odious Step-uncle's House



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: marvelous organic girlfriend



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: blue state



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Costumed charismatic fanboi



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone shimmering property



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: stimulating lavender masturbator



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: bearded laughsome dopamine brunch



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Carnelian anal box office clown



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: buff garrison people who are hurt

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Transparent swollen space laser beams

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: buff garrison people who are hurt

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Exhilarant Wrinkle Theater Stage

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: buff garrison people who are hurt

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Transparent swollen space laser beams

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Exhilarant Wrinkle Theater Stage

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: buff garrison people who are hurt

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: heady impertinent parlour goyim

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: buff garrison people who are hurt

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: black university

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy locus pervert

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Carnelian anal box office clown



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Spectacular school cuckoldry

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: Supple Snowy New Version

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Irradiated windowlicker

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: flushed depressive

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Provocative striped hyena

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Exhilarant Wrinkle Theater Stage

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: heady impertinent parlour goyim

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Exhilarant Wrinkle Theater Stage

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Provocative striped hyena

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: heady impertinent parlour goyim

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: marvelous organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078876)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Provocative striped hyena

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Irradiated windowlicker

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: heady impertinent parlour goyim

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: marvelous organic girlfriend

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Provocative striped hyena

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: marvelous organic girlfriend

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Provocative striped hyena

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: marvelous organic girlfriend

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Provocative striped hyena

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Provocative striped hyena

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Spectacular school cuckoldry



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: marvelous organic girlfriend

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Exhilarant Wrinkle Theater Stage



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: High-end fighting persian

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: buff garrison people who are hurt



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: marvelous organic girlfriend



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Exhilarant Wrinkle Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087316)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: 180 judgmental gaping cruise ship

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone shimmering property

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Exhilarant Wrinkle Theater Stage



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Ruby multi-colored hunting ground nibblets

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099235)