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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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pungent dysfunction principal's office
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Unholy purple goyim dog poop
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
pungent dysfunction principal's office
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Unholy purple goyim dog poop
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
pungent dysfunction principal's office
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Swashbuckling indian lodge
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
pungent dysfunction principal's office
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Nofapping faggotry
  07/06/25
18000000000000
vivacious slate pervert
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Frozen useless brakes
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Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Garnet rambunctious mad-dog skullcap shrine
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Unholy purple goyim dog poop
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Garnet rambunctious mad-dog skullcap shrine
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
pungent dysfunction principal's office
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Garnet rambunctious mad-dog skullcap shrine
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Unholy purple goyim dog poop
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
pungent dysfunction principal's office
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Garnet rambunctious mad-dog skullcap shrine
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
zippy medicated stag film tank
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Garnet rambunctious mad-dog skullcap shrine
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
green zombie-like parlour liquid oxygen
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
obsidian toaster
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Frozen useless brakes
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
wild multi-colored school cafeteria
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
swollen tanning salon voyeur
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
sick gold cumskin foreskin
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
self-centered stain
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
impressive office twinkling uncleanness
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
pungent dysfunction principal's office
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
zippy medicated stag film tank
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
pungent dysfunction principal's office
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
impressive office twinkling uncleanness
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
zippy medicated stag film tank
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glittery sepia base marketing idea
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
impressive office twinkling uncleanness
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
sick gold cumskin foreskin
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
zippy medicated stag film tank
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
glittery sepia base marketing idea
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
impressive office twinkling uncleanness
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
glittery sepia base marketing idea
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
impressive office twinkling uncleanness
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
glittery sepia base marketing idea
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
impressive office twinkling uncleanness
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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wild multi-colored school cafeteria
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
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pungent dysfunction principal's office
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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pungent dysfunction principal's office
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
navy blathering plaza chad
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
mint generalized bond
  07/11/25
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pungent dysfunction principal's office
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
geriatric business firm karate
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: pungent dysfunction principal's office



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Unholy purple goyim dog poop

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: pungent dysfunction principal's office

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Unholy purple goyim dog poop

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: pungent dysfunction principal's office

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indian lodge

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: pungent dysfunction principal's office

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Nofapping faggotry



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: vivacious slate pervert

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Garnet rambunctious mad-dog skullcap shrine



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Swashbuckling indian lodge



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Vigorous site



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: wild multi-colored school cafeteria



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Wonderful parlor death wish



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: self-centered stain



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: frisky provocative circlehead



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: glittery sepia base marketing idea



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Cracking bawdyhouse potus



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Carnelian dilemma antidepressant drug



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: mint generalized bond



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: big location



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Narrow-minded wagecucks



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Frozen useless brakes



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Garnet rambunctious mad-dog skullcap shrine

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Unholy purple goyim dog poop

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Garnet rambunctious mad-dog skullcap shrine

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: pungent dysfunction principal's office

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Garnet rambunctious mad-dog skullcap shrine

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Unholy purple goyim dog poop

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: pungent dysfunction principal's office

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Garnet rambunctious mad-dog skullcap shrine

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: zippy medicated stag film tank

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Garnet rambunctious mad-dog skullcap shrine

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: green zombie-like parlour liquid oxygen

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: obsidian toaster

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Frozen useless brakes



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: wild multi-colored school cafeteria

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: swollen tanning salon voyeur

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: sick gold cumskin foreskin

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: self-centered stain

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: impressive office twinkling uncleanness

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: pungent dysfunction principal's office

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: zippy medicated stag film tank

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: pungent dysfunction principal's office

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: impressive office twinkling uncleanness

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: zippy medicated stag film tank

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: glittery sepia base marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078876)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: impressive office twinkling uncleanness

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: sick gold cumskin foreskin

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: zippy medicated stag film tank

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: glittery sepia base marketing idea

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: impressive office twinkling uncleanness

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: glittery sepia base marketing idea

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: impressive office twinkling uncleanness

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: glittery sepia base marketing idea

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: impressive office twinkling uncleanness

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: impressive office twinkling uncleanness

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: wild multi-colored school cafeteria



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: glittery sepia base marketing idea

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: pungent dysfunction principal's office



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Marvelous pit filthpig

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Garnet rambunctious mad-dog skullcap shrine



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: glittery sepia base marketing idea



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: pungent dysfunction principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087316)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: navy blathering plaza chad

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: mint generalized bond

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: pungent dysfunction principal's office



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: geriatric business firm karate

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099235)