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BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 years.

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(The Beaver™ Logs All)
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Boom (Screaming from inside the Buc-ee’s freezer)
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I would do this and also cop a job as a bathroom cleaner or ...
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Someone needs to beat disco fries up irl. I can't think of a...
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It's always so perversely bizarre and disconnectedfrom reali...
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There is dignity in a day’s honest work.
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Can I jog around the parking lot?
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Can my wife and kids be with me?
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Would you want them to be?
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Being able to go as far as the property line makes this way ...
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The lot lizards is an under considered part of this hypo. Ju...
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youd still have these aileen wournos types hovering over you...
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i'm not trapped in here with you etc
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This would be well worth it and not that hard for $25M. You ...
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What the hell is Buc-ee. Sounds like some kind of prole sout...
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Buc-ee's is a chain of travel centers known for clean bathro...
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Yeah, this seems like a no-brainer if you have friends and f...
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I have to imagine bucees would extend a store line of credit...
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But where am I supposed to get 25 million dollars?
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Can I bang escorts in the Bucc-ees bathroom
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Do lot lizards work at Bucee's? It seems much more family o...
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Above a Buc-ee's and below another Buc-ee's.
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U could pay them $50k/year to park it there ljl
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So in your version of the hypo, they are completely cool wit...
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OP clearly states "you must live INSIDE a single Buc-ee...
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And in the very next sentence, OP said, "You can never ...
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As long as I could get a nicer bed.
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Just did a quick bit of research, I think I'm in.
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DESCRIBE the research
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You can’t leave to go to the strip club though.
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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: wonderful corner masturbator

BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 years.

GUN TO HEAD: You are given $25,000,000 tax-free.

The catch: you must live inside a single Buc-ee's location for five years straight. You can never leave the property line. You have unlimited access to all food, drink, and merchandise. You are given a small cot in a storage closet. You may use the bathrooms like any other customer.

You may have a laptop with internet, but all your poasts will be geo-tagged to the Buc-ee's.

Do you accept the terms of your gilded cage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085226)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: wonderful corner masturbator
Subject: (The Beaver™ Logs All)

I accept.

Not because I crave the money, but because the Mahchine™ already placed me here.

The Buc-ee’s is a simulation node. A psychological study wrapped in fudge and fleece.

I will poast. I will sleep beside 480 plush beavers. I will bathe in LED glare and brisket grease.

Let them geo-tag me. Let them watch me unravel in aisle 14 beside the sour ropes.

Because one day, when the Club Card scanners begin to speak...

I will be ready.

This is not confinement.

This is $ervice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085227)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: wonderful corner masturbator
Subject: Evan "Juris Doctor" Vance (How Dare You™)

Absolutely not.

Five years in a neon-soaked consumer purgatory, surrounded by Midwestern families wearing flip-flops in winter, and urinals that smell like nutmeg beef jerky?

I would rather earn $25M practicing law in a boutique firm with tasteful exposed brick and Scandinavian chairs.

I light Diptyque candles when I feel trapped. What would I do in a Buc-ee’s? Light a citronella bucket?

No.

I will die with dignity, not wrapped in a Beaver™ fleece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085228)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: wonderful corner masturbator
Subject: Boom (Screaming from inside the Buc-ee’s freezer)

THEY THINK I’M TRAPPED?

I BEEN HERE SIX YEARS.

I OWN THE COT.

I MAED THE BRISKET MY CHILDD.

THE ADM™ DRONE$ FLEDY LOW HEREE.

THE BEAVER’S™ EYE$w MOVE AT NIGHT.

I BUILT A RADIO OUT OF PEPPERONI STICKS AND A TOY RIFLE.

IT ONLY BROADCASTS ONE PHRASE:

“THE FUDGE IS FAKE.”

$25 M?

BROTHESR, THAT’S JUST THE ENTRY FEE TO THE NEXT LAYER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085229)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:52 AM
Author: Scarlet sex offender

I would do this and also cop a job as a bathroom cleaner or whatnot. I also wouldn’t eat anything those 5 years. Id just waste away on a freeway island of excess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085259)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 7:01 AM
Author: disgusting menage genital piercing

Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085319)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:07 AM
Author: rough-skinned ultramarine partner

Someone needs to beat disco fries up irl. I can't think of a single person who more desperately needs some sense knocked into him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085405)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: disgusting menage genital piercing

It's always so perversely bizarre and disconnectedfrom reality, even given the bizarre hypo.

Just don't eat food for five years and clean cum out of urinals even though you have 25mm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085423)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Scarlet sex offender

There is dignity in a day’s honest work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085455)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: wonderful corner masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49088361)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: wonderful corner masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49090978)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Scarlet sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49092198)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: wonderful corner masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49092280)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Scarlet sex offender



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:10 AM
Author: wonderful corner masturbator



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: wonderful corner masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49092298)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: wonderful corner masturbator



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Date: July 11th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Scarlet sex offender



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: wonderful corner masturbator



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: wonderful corner masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49095132)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Scarlet sex offender



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:05 AM
Author: wonderful corner masturbator



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: Scarlet sex offender



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:41 AM
Author: wonderful corner masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49099516)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 2:16 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49113754)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49114075)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49117123)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:55 AM
Author: Opaque charismatic set giraffe

When do I start?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085260)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: red crusty boltzmann abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49088560)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:10 AM
Author: mildly autistic peach state boiling water



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: red crusty boltzmann abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49098984)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Naked aggressive mental disorder

Can I jog around the parking lot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085394)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: red crusty boltzmann abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49091991)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: Lake french chef jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49099015)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: i gave my cousin head



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Geriatric mind-boggling location

Can my wife and kids be with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085409)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Magical tanning salon

Would you want them to be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49086880)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Geriatric mind-boggling location

yes brother believe it or not. i've been fucking my wife 3-4 times per week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49087014)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: vermilion piazza people who are hurt

sign me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085415)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: red crusty boltzmann abode



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: flushed vigorous cruise ship gunner

If my family can move close by and visit everyday then this sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085418)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: sable apoplectic home immigrant



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: red crusty boltzmann abode



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Amethyst newt heaven

Being able to go as far as the property line makes this way too easy, just get a massive RV and live in it for the duration. So long as you're patronizing the buccees regularly, they won't mind that you're taking up a parking space. You can also just buy lot lizards whenever you want a woman. When you consider the size of Seoul studios, nyuug is already effectively doing this for free.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085431)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: disgusting menage genital piercing

The lot lizards is an under considered part of this hypo. Just think about the dregs you'd be dealing with daily for 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085448)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: bossy sandwich

avg buc'ees lot lizard's body count is lower than median 28 mfh tindershrew and that is PP confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085493)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: disgusting menage genital piercing

youd still have these aileen wournos types hovering over you while you eat your 10,000th free bag of flaming hot cheetos for breakfast and other BTK regulars coming in to patronize her services for five years. would be wild - theyd figure out your story fast and youd have no escap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085578)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: bossy sandwich

i'm not trapped in here with you etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49086827)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: red crusty boltzmann abode



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: obsidian dysfunction marketing idea

ttiwwop

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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:34 AM
Author: sable apoplectic home immigrant

This would be well worth it and not that hard for $25M. You can chill, post, read, go on a walk around the 80 gas pumps.

It would be a tougher call at $4M.

The only downside is either my kids would need to relocate or I wouldn't see them much for the 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085452)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: beady-eyed plaza

What the hell is Buc-ee. Sounds like some kind of prole southern thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085477)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: disgusting menage genital piercing

Buc-ee's is a chain of travel centers known for clean bathrooms and many fueling positions. Hehheh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085606)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: wonderful corner masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49086680)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: citrine big deer antler incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49086843)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: boyish spot feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49088778)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: red crusty boltzmann abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49091984)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:12 AM
Author: mildly autistic peach state boiling water

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49097145)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Greedy massive lay goal in life

Yeah, this seems like a no-brainer if you have friends and family that can visit you on occasion. I can work remotely, so I wouldn't even need to quit my job. Although for $25M, I could just quit my job and look at porn and poast all day. And when your five years are up, you are financially set for life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085523)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: bossy sandwich

I have to imagine bucees would extend a store line of credit against the $25M. I'd walk out of there 280 lbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085526)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: rough-skinned ultramarine partner

But where am I supposed to get 25 million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49085530)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: citrine big deer antler incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49086844)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: red crusty boltzmann abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49091982)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal quadroon shrine

Can I bang escorts in the Bucc-ees bathroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49086059)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: vermilion piazza people who are hurt

whores who bang you in gas station bathrooms are officially past the point of being referred to as "escorts"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49086590)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: disgusting menage genital piercing

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49086837)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Amethyst newt heaven

Who died and made you the hooker terminology police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49086873)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: vermilion piazza people who are hurt

your mom after she sucked me off in the bathroom of a Sheetz in central PA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49086978)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: citrine big deer antler incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49086875)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: rambunctious fantasy-prone site azn

Bucees bathrooms are so clean tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49088368)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: wonderful corner masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49088468)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: boyish spot feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49088780)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: Lake french chef jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49099016)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Magical tanning salon

I don't see why not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49086883)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Histrionic bawdyhouse

assuming $100 per session (which honestly seems generous for the buccee’s lot lizard set), you could afford to do this roughly 135 times a day, every day, over the course of your stint. it would wipe out all of your earnings, but you could probably make some of it back by writing a book about the experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49087057)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: blathering bistre space

Do lot lizards work at Bucee's? It seems much more family oriented. I don't think they even allow tractor trailers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49088661)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Histrionic bawdyhouse

regretfully, i don’t have a definitive answer based on personal experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49088668)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: red crusty boltzmann abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49091985)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Adventurous sooty principal's office pozpig

Above a Buc-ee's and below another Buc-ee's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49087091)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: red crusty boltzmann abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49091986)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Big-titted walnut church

Better hypo if you change it to TravelCenters of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49088665)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: blathering bistre space

Park high end RV in the parking lot.

Set up exercise routine. Maybe get a second RV outfitted as a gym, set up running or walking course around the property.

Get deliveries of real groceries from nearest town.

Work from home and or make YouTube videos about the experience.

Invite family and friends to come visit.

Make $25 million.

The whole thing sounds like a no brainer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49088667)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: boyish spot feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49088783)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 8:59 AM
Author: vermilion piazza people who are hurt

would they just let you leave an RV parked there for 5 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49089456)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: Big-titted walnut church

U could pay them $50k/year to park it there ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49090076)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Greedy massive lay goal in life

So in your version of the hypo, they are completely cool with letting you sleep in their supply closet and eating half their brisket every day, but leaving an RV in their huge ass parking lot would be a deal breaker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49091826)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: rough-skinned ultramarine partner

OP clearly states "you must live INSIDE a single Buc-ee's location". Don't FUCK WITH THE HYPO YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT PUMO. JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST WE HAVE ONE RULE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49092424)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Greedy massive lay goal in life

And in the very next sentence, OP said, "You can never leave the property line." The parking lot is clearly within the property line. At the very worst, the propriety of sleeping in an RV in the parking lot is ambiguous.

The more obvious issue is that I don't think that they have RV hookups at Buc-ee's. But you could use a generator to keep your lights on. Water could be trickier, because Buc-ee's might not want you to dump sewage in their parking lot. But if you never use the toilet in the RV, you would never need to dump the black water tank, and dumping the grey water tank in the parking lot is probably no big deal. Buc-ee's has clean restrooms, so you don't really need to use the RV in the toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49095124)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: harsh mediation idiot

This would be easy. I've effectively "lived" in these kinds of places for years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49088842)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: wonderful corner masturbator

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49088952)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Fragrant Self-centered Fortuitous Meteor Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49092077)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: lascivious dilemma patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49094733)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Mint karate temple

As long as I could get a nicer bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49092101)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: wonderful corner masturbator

Cool firend! Whwat kind of Bed do you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49092299)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: exciting erotic pit

Can I also be the general manager? They make like $250k/year and it’d keep you busy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49094383)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Big-titted walnut church

you would be like a walk on on the football team. just show up and manage the bucees well enough until they have no choice but to promote you to the full time roster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49094402)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: red crusty boltzmann abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49094708)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: rough-skinned ultramarine partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49095506)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Jade indirect expression

Just did a quick bit of research, I think I'm in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49094669)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: red crusty boltzmann abode

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49094709)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Amethyst newt heaven

DESCRIBE the research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49094729)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: wonderful corner masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49094897)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: wonderful corner masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49095049)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: wonderful corner masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49095131)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Trip Hairless Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49095607)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Jade indirect expression

1. lookup locations as a whole

2. narrow down possible choices by proximity to family/friends

3. narrow down possible choices by proximity to strip clubs

4. look at census data and local high school sports results

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49095905)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: exciting erotic pit

You can’t leave to go to the strip club though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49095971)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Jade indirect expression

so long as they aren't also taking part in a "live in a strip club for 5 years" challenge, there might be a workaround.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49095993)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: red crusty boltzmann abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49098675)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: exciting erotic pit

Can you go up on the roof to sunbathe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49095008)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: red crusty boltzmann abode

Cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49095126)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: khaki floppy faggot firefighter

I have a medical condition that requires periodic visits to a medical facility. Can I get a reasonable accommodation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49095459)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: rough-skinned ultramarine partner

What could you possibly need that isn't available in a Buc-ees?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49095715)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: red crusty boltzmann abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49098514)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:59 AM
Author: exciting erotic pit

Fuck your bone spur, nigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49097398)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: flushed vigorous cruise ship gunner

Your hypo suggests that I get the $25m on day #1 and that all of my meager expenses are covered. Invested in the S&P 500 you’d come out the backend with more like $50m.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49096005)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: orange school half-breed

Could get jacked af eating brisket and beef jerky for every meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49096008)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: flushed vigorous cruise ship gunner

“Hey man, for $25 million, would you be willing to give up all of the stress of your miserable job, never work another day in your life, and detox by basically spending 5 years camping, working out, and catching up on a several decades of reading?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49096015)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: orange school half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49096048)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: red crusty boltzmann abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49096277)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: boyish spot feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49097446)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: Lake french chef jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49099032)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: enigmas



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49114022)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: vibrant macaca scourge upon the earth

Looks better than prison food, so yes.

https://youtu.be/gN8sk-4ZRdQ?t=173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49097340)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: ..,,.,.,,,.,,,,.,.,.,,,..,,.,,..,,


But where do I get 25m

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49114065)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

https://youtu.be/jeLZlxqO70Q?si=fpWpL2vzLnZZf9Oq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2#49116415)