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SWIMMING UPSTREAM: The Lost Memoirs of Meanest Fish and Mandy

An old classic. For context, this was posted about a week...
burgundy outnumbered abode
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Flatulent Buff Pisswyrm Station
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180 sadistic area
  10/14/13
Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow" _________________...
silver soul-stirring national idiot
  10/24/14
i too aspire to multiple properties
talking stirring office toaster
  10/24/14
pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskv...
silver soul-stirring national idiot
  10/24/14
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silver soul-stirring national idiot
  05/22/18
TMF bump.
silver soul-stirring national idiot
  10/25/14
Ah, memories.
Glittery Judgmental Candlestick Maker
  10/25/14
b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys sh...
silver soul-stirring national idiot
  10/25/14
Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to ...
Glittery Judgmental Candlestick Maker
  10/25/14
not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo pederastrian is ...
silver soul-stirring national idiot
  10/25/14
Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic ...
Glittery Judgmental Candlestick Maker
  10/25/14
yea, yep
talking stirring office toaster
  10/25/14
pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he cou...
Misanthropic insane tanning salon
  10/25/14
Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird...
Glittery Judgmental Candlestick Maker
  10/25/14
180
light new version reading party
  02/19/20
pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo...
silver soul-stirring national idiot
  10/25/14
He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even...
Glittery Judgmental Candlestick Maker
  10/26/14
pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for...
silver soul-stirring national idiot
  05/22/18
I thought hes in Ukraine
light new version reading party
  02/19/20
pederastrian moved to ukraine
Metal brethren corn cake
  10/25/14
This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukrain...
Glittery Judgmental Candlestick Maker
  10/25/14
Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history
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He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a...
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MOVER AND SHAKER
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  02/19/20
Still love this thread
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OUCH
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Date: July 10th, 2013 11:40 PM
Author: burgundy outnumbered abode

An old classic.

For context, this was posted about a week or so after TMF was laid off from biglaw.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#23587440)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: Iridescent Diverse Set Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#39033139)



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Date: September 17th, 2013 5:25 AM
Author: Flatulent Buff Pisswyrm Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#24064925)



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Date: October 14th, 2013 7:26 PM
Author: 180 sadistic area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#24234033)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: silver soul-stirring national idiot

Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow"

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 2:55 AM

Author: Lara Croft (people use the scripture to say gay sex is gross)

No, I still think we will be rich. I don't expect 5-6 million, but I find 3 million to be a very realistic goal. And although that may not be enough to allow you to do anything you want, it is certainly enough to make you feel rich in most parts of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448407)

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM

Author: TMF (The Meanest Fish, yo)

No, I aspire to nouveau rich. Nouveau middle would involve a McMansion in some suburb of a second rate city. I aspire to multiple properties (to both use and rent out), millions in the bank and in various securities, great car, great apartment in the city and a great villa outside the city, the ability to travel the world, eat a great restaurants, etc. But no, I don't ever think I'll have over a billion dollars (unless the dollar really, really depreciates).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448719)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26580902)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: talking stirring office toaster

i too aspire to multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26580945)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: silver soul-stirring national idiot

pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskvorechye, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26580973)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: silver soul-stirring national idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#36102173)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: silver soul-stirring national idiot

TMF bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587082)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Glittery Judgmental Candlestick Maker

Ah, memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587134)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: silver soul-stirring national idiot

b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys should have a moscow meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587175)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Glittery Judgmental Candlestick Maker

Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to med school? Did a female ever let him touch her?

Can't remember who pedestrian is. Other monikers?

Also, not in Moscow, so can't meet up with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587206)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: silver soul-stirring national idiot

not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo

pederastrian is a russian dude but doesn't post much.

there is also a different extremely pro-russia d00d "something ARE COUNTRY" as well but he could be flame.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587378)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: Glittery Judgmental Candlestick Maker

Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic knowledge all the time? If so then that is Valen2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587548)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: talking stirring office toaster

yea, yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587578)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: Misanthropic insane tanning salon

pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he couldn't fuck quality pussy in the U.S. without paying for it.

the other dude's name is 'ARE COUNTRY reptile' and he is actually russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587563)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Glittery Judgmental Candlestick Maker

Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird one. Last I heard he was living with a bunch of poor southern Russian roommates in Kimki or something (a Russian suburb that has a big mall that had like IKEA and the local ripoff of Home Depot).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587600)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: light new version reading party

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#39616448)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: silver soul-stirring national idiot

pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo-nazi russian d00ds IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587692)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: Glittery Judgmental Candlestick Maker

He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even Russian. For another, he lived with Southern Russian guys. I can't even put my finger on what his weirdness was. IIRC, he kind of hated Russia and Russians but had no job or life back in the US, so moved to Russia borrowing money from his brother or something. Then he stayed, but bitched about it a lot and still described Russians as subhuman and kept patting himself on the back for having a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587721)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: silver soul-stirring national idiot

pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for so long

this demands a response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#36102178)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: light new version reading party

I thought hes in Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#39616450)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Metal brethren corn cake

pederastrian moved to ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587269)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: Glittery Judgmental Candlestick Maker

This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukraine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587535)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: razzmatazz becky

Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26587492)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:40 AM
Author: silver soul-stirring national idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26714148)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: silver soul-stirring national idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#26919108)



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Date: February 2nd, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: Frozen snowy queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#27235606)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: insanely creepy passionate library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#31959674)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: Chest-beating Tantric Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#31959715)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: filthy mahogany kitty

bump4chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#33242954)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Chest-beating Tantric Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#33247788)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: insanely creepy passionate library

Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM

Author: The Meanest Yay!

Tcr. Where I work the real liftoff it's at director level where you get LTI (long term incentive) bonus. If I can get that (which would be my next promotion) then I'll be in Nutella range comp. It is also a tiny percentage of the workforce that is that or above.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3690248&mc=193&forum_id=2#33898215

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#33900420)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: ungodly jet kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#33900570)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Geriatric trump supporter lodge

Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs that does not remember how hilarious TMF used to be when he thought he was a global up-and-comer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#33900568)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Sooty stead

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#39104675)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: Vermilion confused mother

He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a 1st year living in a junkyard in NJ next to traintracks and getting topped by pit bulls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#39104698)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: silver soul-stirring national idiot

MOVER AND SHAKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#39616415)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Coiffed macaca menage

Still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#34739291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2019 7:47 AM
Author: bateful tripping field ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#37511922)



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Date: January 5th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: hyperventilating dingle berry box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#37532331)



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Date: March 28th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: silver soul-stirring national idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#38008344)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: Vermilion confused mother

OUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#38101817)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Ivory alcoholic spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#39104691)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: silver soul-stirring national idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#39616406)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: claret marvelous goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#40109035)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: bateful tripping field ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#49313869)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2#49331937)