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electric institution twinkling uncleanness
  07/01/15
My gf likes her.
exciting school cafeteria associate
  07/01/15
i really liked this sketch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=...
Mustard mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/15
this one was good too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNfBbJ...
Fragrant french office antidepressant drug
  07/01/15
lol hadn't seen that one but it's good. soooo awkward. i l...
Mustard mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/15
yeah, i can't take it. hi, btw.
lake crawly dilemma regret
  07/01/15
I didn't like the very end but this was my fav: http://youtu...
Heady elastic band
  07/01/15
rofl i actually really like the end
Mustard mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/15
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Razzle nudist gaping
  03/12/22
this is really funny actually
Translucent feces
  07/20/15
this is interesting but not funny
effete house-broken rigor
  07/20/15
I can see why virgins generally don't get her
Ivory Forum Crotch
  07/01/15
how many girls have you actually fucked, champ?
Flesh toaster
  07/01/15
I came in an Asian girls mouth in college.
Ivory Forum Crotch
  07/01/15
nice
haunting garrison personal credit line
  07/01/15
She was a cute little petite Korean girl. She gave surprisin...
Ivory Forum Crotch
  07/01/15
That's why u gay
indecent silver ladyboy meetinghouse
  07/01/15
do u like boys too?
Mustard mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/15
yeah I'm gay. We were drunk and I figured why not
Ivory Forum Crotch
  07/01/15
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Stubborn chrome faggot firefighter
  07/20/15
lol dennis
doobsian cowardly temple mexican
  08/10/17
don't let your misogyny cloud your sense of humor. she's tal...
infuriating giraffe tanning salon
  07/01/15
she's not even remotely amusing
stimulating mewling blood rage
  07/01/15
never forget that the box, who posted in this very thread to...
Aggressive marketing idea
  07/01/15
omg i love silicon valley!!!! i just didn't love the one cl...
Mustard mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/15
? still going to need you to go ahead and kill yourself ...
Aggressive marketing idea
  07/01/15
that's just your opinion. lots of her sketches are funny. ...
infuriating giraffe tanning salon
  07/01/15
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Passionate brunch mental disorder
  07/01/15
ljl
Light bonkers set sandwich
  07/01/15
sorry whites, only ethnics are funny, blacks and jews in par...
Passionate brunch mental disorder
  07/01/15
(guy who doesn't realize amy SCHUMER and louis ck would have...
infuriating giraffe tanning salon
  07/01/15
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Demanding Big House
  07/01/15
culturally jewish jews then.
Passionate brunch mental disorder
  07/01/15
what about aziz ansari or margaret cho
Demanding Big House
  07/01/15
rate harris wittels: http://azizisbored.tumblr.com/post/1116...
Mustard mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/15
YouTube link? my brain is too fried to read.
Passionate brunch mental disorder
  07/01/15
here are some of my fav parts:
Mustard mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/15
you know who wrote funny emails? xo scott rudin
Aggressive marketing idea
  07/01/15
link?
Mustard mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/15
lol that email is 180
Curious degenerate
  07/20/15
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electric institution twinkling uncleanness
  07/20/15
awful.
Drunken Mint Azn Range
  07/20/15
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electric institution twinkling uncleanness
  12/14/16
she's very talented yet wastes 50% of her sketches on bathro...
vivacious multi-billionaire wagecucks
  12/14/16
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electric institution twinkling uncleanness
  03/12/22
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exhilarant painfully honest stead
  03/12/22
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Amber international law enforcement agency
  03/12/22
Can't believe she has Alzheimer's. Time flies and I honestly...
Cerise Boyish Heaven
  03/12/22
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exhilarant painfully honest stead
  03/12/22


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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:31 AM
Author: electric institution twinkling uncleanness



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: exciting school cafeteria associate

My gf likes her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235315)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: Mustard mad-dog skullcap

i really liked this sketch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv3Y7BiMt9E

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235318)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: Fragrant french office antidepressant drug

this one was good too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNfBbJ0pzbA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235322)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: Mustard mad-dog skullcap

lol hadn't seen that one but it's good. soooo awkward. i like how most of them get increasingly bizarre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235427)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: lake crawly dilemma regret

yeah, i can't take it.

hi, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235498)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: Heady elastic band

I didn't like the very end but this was my fav: http://youtu.be/4u_Hyw80Yqo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235439)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:49 AM
Author: Mustard mad-dog skullcap

rofl i actually really like the end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235479)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 3:30 PM
Author: Razzle nudist gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#44136451)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: Translucent feces

this is really funny actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28377071)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: effete house-broken rigor

this is interesting but not funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28377210)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: Ivory Forum Crotch

I can see why virgins generally don't get her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235320)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Flesh toaster

how many girls have you actually fucked, champ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235332)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: Ivory Forum Crotch

I came in an Asian girls mouth in college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235353)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: haunting garrison personal credit line

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235376)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:42 AM
Author: Ivory Forum Crotch

She was a cute little petite Korean girl. She gave surprisingly good head. It was fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235415)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: indecent silver ladyboy meetinghouse

That's why u gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235390)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: Mustard mad-dog skullcap

do u like boys too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235453)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Ivory Forum Crotch

yeah I'm gay. We were drunk and I figured why not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235460)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Stubborn chrome faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28377078)



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Date: August 10th, 2017 6:10 AM
Author: doobsian cowardly temple mexican

lol dennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#33955452)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:43 AM
Author: infuriating giraffe tanning salon

don't let your misogyny cloud your sense of humor. she's talented and funny, fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235424)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: stimulating mewling blood rage

she's not even remotely amusing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235452)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Aggressive marketing idea

never forget that the box, who posted in this very thread to sing schumers praises, doesnt "get" silicon valley the tv show.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235469)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:49 AM
Author: Mustard mad-dog skullcap

omg i love silicon valley!!!! i just didn't love the one clip w/o context. even that part made me lol a lot when i saw it in the actual episode.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235485)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:50 AM
Author: Aggressive marketing idea

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still going to need you to go ahead and kill yourself

nobody told you to watch it without context. you should have been watching the show already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235494)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: infuriating giraffe tanning salon

that's just your opinion. lots of her sketches are funny.

I don't like her standup that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235472)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Passionate brunch mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235474)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Light bonkers set sandwich

ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235471)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:50 AM
Author: Passionate brunch mental disorder

sorry whites, only ethnics are funny, blacks and jews in particular. the popularity of this talentless shrew and louis ck = white privilege in action.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235492)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:52 AM
Author: infuriating giraffe tanning salon

(guy who doesn't realize amy SCHUMER and louis ck would have been killed by the Nazis for being Jewish)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235502)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:52 AM
Author: Demanding Big House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235508)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:54 AM
Author: Passionate brunch mental disorder

culturally jewish jews then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235517)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:52 AM
Author: Demanding Big House

what about aziz ansari or margaret cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235504)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:54 AM
Author: Mustard mad-dog skullcap

rate harris wittels: http://azizisbored.tumblr.com/post/111613105129

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235516)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:55 AM
Author: Passionate brunch mental disorder

YouTube link? my brain is too fried to read.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235529)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Mustard mad-dog skullcap
Subject: here are some of my fav parts:

“One time I said to a guy that, ‘I loved learning new things. I’m a bit of an infomaniac.’ And he thought I said NYMPHOMANIAC….so he fucked me. And I said ‘No, no no…I said INFO. I’m an INFOmaniac’ And he said ‘Well, here’s some info…you just got fucked. Clean yourself up.’”

“I hate smoking sections. Unless it’s Jim Carrey’s The Mask. Then the smoking section is my favorite part!”

“I’m not getting married until gay people can get married. Because I’m gay.”

.

Remember the Obama-Galifianakis Funny or Die video?

Galifianakis: So are you gonna run a third time?

Obama: I don’t think that’d be a very good idea. That’d be like making a third Hangover movie.

I thought that was by far the best joke in that thing and maybe any thing I watched last year. I found out today that it was a Wittels original. Of course.

.

He really seemed to relish getting laughs out of other comedians. Last night, the Parks writers staff and other friends shared Harris stories. One of my favorites was there was a serious email from NBC about a big sexual harassment seminar. Serious execs are CC’d along with Harris and the writers. Harris writes back, REPLY ALL, with this gem — now keep in mind EVERYONE is on this email, all the crew, so many higher level producers and execs, here we go:

http://imgur.com/D3VLeOr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235546)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 12:59 AM
Author: Aggressive marketing idea

you know who wrote funny emails?

xo scott rudin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235551)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 1:02 AM
Author: Mustard mad-dog skullcap

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28235566)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: Curious degenerate

lol that email is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28377761)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: electric institution twinkling uncleanness



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Date: July 20th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Drunken Mint Azn Range

awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#28377217)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: electric institution twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#32142783)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 9:08 PM
Author: vivacious multi-billionaire wagecucks

she's very talented yet wastes 50% of her sketches on bathroom humor. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#32142795)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 11:40 AM
Author: electric institution twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#44135201)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 11:40 AM
Author: exhilarant painfully honest stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#44135203)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 11:41 AM
Author: Amber international law enforcement agency



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Date: March 12th, 2022 11:54 AM
Author: Cerise Boyish Heaven

Can't believe she has Alzheimer's. Time flies and I honestly feel kinda bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#44135267)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:53 PM
Author: exhilarant painfully honest stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2923871&forum_id=2#44138599)