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went to Hooters for lunch today for the first time in YEARs. Very disappointing

Should be a pretty prime location since to my knowledge its ...
slate hyperventilating theater circlehead
  05/25/23
What wa$ the bill?
marvelous shitlib puppy
  05/25/23
Top poasting faggit
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marvelous shitlib puppy
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You said you top poast to call out bitch OPs. You think D...
Jade Keepsake Machete
  05/25/23
sweet tea + side salad + 4 piece chicken nugs == $20 before ...
slate hyperventilating theater circlehead
  05/25/23
I don't take critiques from "men" who order chicke...
snowy lay death wish
  05/25/23
50 year old boomer ordering a salad from Hooters tp
Curious mother
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boyish drunken senate masturbator
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Mentally Impaired Stock Car Depressive
  05/25/23
Hooters has fallen off but your order sucks. Gotta go for th...
Bisexual bawdyhouse newt
  05/25/23
several nigga sheets of romaine
Exciting Stage
  05/25/23
i remember their wings being so good. i'd like to go back fo...
multi-colored gaming laptop
  05/25/23
Never been in a Hooters. The appeal is kind of lost on me. I...
learning disabled ebony potus
  05/25/23
not going to lie, my latina waitress was petite with long sk...
slate hyperventilating theater circlehead
  05/25/23
Same, but I'm not too aspie to realize guys *love* talking t...
wonderful embarrassed to the bone theatre idea he suggested
  05/25/23
i had a couple of friends in college who really wanted to go...
bateful rough-skinned hall
  05/25/23
You should have gotten carry out
turquoise blathering temple
  05/25/23
How was the ranch?
trip school sandwich
  05/25/23
what feminists did to buffalo wing breasturants was disgusti...
Pearly adventurous parlor skinny woman
  05/25/23
why would a high SV woman work there when she can make 10X a...
haunting chad area
  05/25/23
hooters chicks still have their dignity
Supple market
  05/25/23
lol
scarlet hilarious ape
  05/25/23
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saffron office
  05/26/23
lol she must have been pissed that you ordered off the kids'...
Titillating navy hunting ground
  05/25/23
the food was gross man
slate hyperventilating theater circlehead
  05/25/23
I thought they used to have great wings
irate bonkers hissy fit mad-dog skullcap
  05/25/23
Hooters is by and large trash. YUGE mistake is going to o...
dun stirring marketing idea ladyboy
  05/25/23
National Geographics is credited. Jet black women with their...
Titillating navy hunting ground
  05/25/23
Why not just go to a strip club
trip school sandwich
  05/25/23
shittier food
dun stirring marketing idea ladyboy
  05/25/23
I guess it depends. The place I used to go to had excellent ...
trip school sandwich
  05/26/23
um, the in the OLD days they were staffed front to back with...
dull comical hominid national
  05/25/23
the only thing worse than that experience is your order. chi...
Pale meetinghouse community account
  05/25/23
Sorry your tendies and salad didn’t meet your expectat...
silver set
  05/25/23
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  05/25/23
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marvelous shitlib puppy
  05/25/23
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light center hairy legs
  05/25/23
Knew this would be a doodikoff thread. Really like it here
Mauve at-the-ready hell black woman
  05/25/23
In about 1999, I went to visit my cousin who lived in an apa...
magical immigrant house
  05/25/23
When I was maybe 12 or 13 I went to visit some family who li...
Purple plaza gunner
  05/25/23
Did you get a boner?
Jade Keepsake Machete
  05/25/23
I don't remember I'm still processing this tbh
Purple plaza gunner
  05/25/23
Holy shit lol
irate bonkers hissy fit mad-dog skullcap
  05/25/23
One of the more scarring experiences of my childhood
Purple plaza gunner
  05/25/23
by "scarring" im sure you mean "peak"
scarlet hilarious ape
  05/25/23
That too
Purple plaza gunner
  05/26/23
"Sure, why not, I'll go" said Uncle Bob as Aunt De...
lilac 180 stead incel
  05/25/23
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Purple plaza gunner
  05/26/23
Back in the 90s, you used to be able to subtly finger the wa...
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  05/25/23


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Date: May 25th, 2023 3:48 PM
Author: slate hyperventilating theater circlehead

Should be a pretty prime location since to my knowledge its the closest one to the Hooters corporate headquarters (like a mile away).

Almost all of the waitresses were legitimately obese, my waitress was the only one who was not (cute petite latina with a giant ass hanging out).

I ordered chicken fingers and a salad.

The salad was literally several sheets of romaine lettuce barely pulled apart, with some cheese sprinkled on. Salad dressing in a little plastic cup that was not nearly enough to cover the salad. 3/10.

Chicken fingers had ok fried breading but were not cooked long enough. One of them was chewy when you bit into it. 2/10

Overall experience: 3/10

Kind of depressing, I remember the old days when there were always at least a couple cuties working there and the food (while never great) was passable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46354930)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:48 PM
Author: marvelous shitlib puppy

What wa$ the bill?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356316)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 10:28 PM
Author: Jade Keepsake Machete

Top poasting faggit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356434)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 10:45 PM
Author: marvelous shitlib puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356477)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 10:51 PM
Author: Jade Keepsake Machete

You said you top poast to call out bitch OPs.

You think Doodikoff is a bitch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356492)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 11:48 PM
Author: slate hyperventilating theater circlehead

sweet tea + side salad + 4 piece chicken nugs == $20 before tip

egregiously expensive too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356682)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:49 PM
Author: snowy lay death wish

I don't take critiques from "men" who order chicken fingers with a salad as their meal. HTFH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356324)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 3:54 PM
Author: Curious mother

50 year old boomer ordering a salad from Hooters tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46354947)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:20 PM
Author: boyish drunken senate masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355700)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Stock Car Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356531)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 3:55 PM
Author: Bisexual bawdyhouse newt

Hooters has fallen off but your order sucks. Gotta go for the wings and fries, the only things they do well. Plus the draft beer which is always like 34 degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46354954)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: Exciting Stage

several nigga sheets of romaine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46354959)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 3:57 PM
Author: multi-colored gaming laptop

i remember their wings being so good. i'd like to go back for them. need to go with some bro. don't wanna go to hooters solo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46354964)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: learning disabled ebony potus

Never been in a Hooters. The appeal is kind of lost on me. It is not like I can whip out my schlong and start whacking away because some bimbo in shorts and a tight shirt is serving me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46354983)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: slate hyperventilating theater circlehead

not going to lie, my latina waitress was petite with long skinny legs, but her ass (which was fully bare and hanging out) was huge. It was kind of a marvel to behold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46354994)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:27 PM
Author: wonderful embarrassed to the bone theatre idea he suggested

Same, but I'm not too aspie to realize guys *love* talking to hot chicks even when said women are only interested in their tips....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355109)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: bateful rough-skinned hall

i had a couple of friends in college who really wanted to go ended up going on 3-4 different occasions. its just a really bad version of a strip club. didn't care for it, found it more awkward than anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355265)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:05 PM
Author: turquoise blathering temple

You should have gotten carry out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355020)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:41 PM
Author: trip school sandwich

How was the ranch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355164)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:47 PM
Author: Pearly adventurous parlor skinny woman

what feminists did to buffalo wing breasturants was disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355197)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: haunting chad area

why would a high SV woman work there when she can make 10X as much online?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355208)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:55 PM
Author: Supple market

hooters chicks still have their dignity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355225)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:07 PM
Author: scarlet hilarious ape

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355661)



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Date: May 26th, 2023 11:10 AM
Author: saffron office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46357852)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:53 PM
Author: Titillating navy hunting ground

lol she must have been pissed that you ordered off the kids' menu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355220)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: slate hyperventilating theater circlehead

the food was gross man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355227)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: irate bonkers hissy fit mad-dog skullcap

I thought they used to have great wings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355229)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 5:14 PM
Author: dun stirring marketing idea ladyboy

Hooters is by and large trash.

YUGE mistake is going to one in or near a major city.

I discovered the one worth going to anywhere near me and it was like an oasis.

My order is blackened caesar salad, naked wings with jerk rub, and fries with cheese.

Twin Peaks is a better breastaurant. Tilted Kilt used to be 18000 around me, but they went down the tubes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355298)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 6:38 PM
Author: Titillating navy hunting ground

National Geographics is credited. Jet black women with their tits fully exposed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355551)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: trip school sandwich

Why not just go to a strip club

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355652)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:17 PM
Author: dun stirring marketing idea ladyboy

shittier food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356171)



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Date: May 26th, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: trip school sandwich

I guess it depends. The place I used to go to had excellent bar food. As a teenager we'd order take out and then walk in to get the food. Always tried to go sit down and eat but they'd kick us out within 5 mins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46358872)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 6:42 PM
Author: dull comical hominid national

um, the in the OLD days they were staffed front to back with 8.5+ or better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355573)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:06 PM
Author: Pale meetinghouse community account

the only thing worse than that experience is your order. chicken fingers and salad wtf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355657)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:48 PM
Author: silver set

Sorry your tendies and salad didn’t meet your expectation bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355855)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:03 PM
Author: irate bonkers hissy fit mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356125)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:42 PM
Author: marvelous shitlib puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356288)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:50 PM
Author: light center hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356326)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:49 PM
Author: Mauve at-the-ready hell black woman

Knew this would be a doodikoff thread. Really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355858)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:06 PM
Author: magical immigrant house

In about 1999, I went to visit my cousin who lived in an apartment in Toledo, Ohio. He took me to Hooters. It was the first time I had ever been. I remember it was a blast.

I remember that night, back at the apartment, we all watched Scream 2 together, which he had rented on VHS.

Those were better times.

I like Ohio. I have had good times there.

Toledo, Sandusky, Cleveland, Cincinnati.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356134)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:22 PM
Author: Purple plaza gunner

When I was maybe 12 or 13 I went to visit some family who lived far away and I saw rarely. My cousin, who was definitely the hot cousin, worked as a waitress at Hooters and for some reason everyone agreed it would be a good idea to go there while she was working so she could wait on our table.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356191)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:23 PM
Author: Jade Keepsake Machete

Did you get a boner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356195)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:25 PM
Author: Purple plaza gunner

I don't remember I'm still processing this tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356201)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:41 PM
Author: irate bonkers hissy fit mad-dog skullcap

Holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356279)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:43 PM
Author: Purple plaza gunner

One of the more scarring experiences of my childhood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356291)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 10:58 PM
Author: scarlet hilarious ape

by "scarring" im sure you mean "peak"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356520)



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Date: May 26th, 2023 12:14 AM
Author: Purple plaza gunner

That too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356756)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: lilac 180 stead incel

"Sure, why not, I'll go" said Uncle Bob as Aunt Deborah looked on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356528)



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Date: May 26th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: Purple plaza gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356757)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:40 PM
Author: Gaped fishy institution dog poop

Back in the 90s, you used to be able to subtly finger the waitresses when they were bringing you your orders. There wasn't anything forced or nonconsensual about this--they openly encouraged you to subtly finger them and they even named a daily special "The Tuna Fish Special" as a way for interested customers to signal their desire to finger the waitress. As the 90s slowly unwound and advanced into the tumultuous 00s, this tradition at Hooters was gradually done away with, first in the farthest outposts of the Hooters Empire and then gradually nearer and nearer into the interior region of its Reign of Restaurants until finally, circa 2008 as the Financial Crisis was at its peak the Hooters HQ in Pennsylvania from which the entire font of the breastaurant industry began discontinued the practice, ending it on a cold, windy day in October with a final extended fingering ceremony to which all in the community and among the Hooters loyalists around the country were invited to attend and participate in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356277)