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went to Hooters for lunch today for the first time in YEARs. Very disappointing

Should be a pretty prime location since to my knowledge its ...
Green cruise ship trust fund
  05/25/23
What wa$ the bill?
cheese-eating useless brakes
  05/25/23
Top poasting faggit
Diverse Frisky Skinny Woman
  05/25/23
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cheese-eating useless brakes
  05/25/23
You said you top poast to call out bitch OPs. You think D...
Diverse Frisky Skinny Woman
  05/25/23
sweet tea + side salad + 4 piece chicken nugs == $20 before ...
Green cruise ship trust fund
  05/25/23
I don't take critiques from "men" who order chicke...
stirring public bath
  05/25/23
50 year old boomer ordering a salad from Hooters tp
concupiscible gold resort windowlicker
  05/25/23
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cerebral location
  05/25/23
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mustard maniacal dilemma
  05/25/23
Hooters has fallen off but your order sucks. Gotta go for th...
Cocky meetinghouse
  05/25/23
several nigga sheets of romaine
Outnumbered galvanic hairy legs plaza
  05/25/23
i remember their wings being so good. i'd like to go back fo...
Fracture in the Maidenhead
  05/25/23
Never been in a Hooters. The appeal is kind of lost on me. I...
Adventurous toaster lodge
  05/25/23
not going to lie, my latina waitress was petite with long sk...
Green cruise ship trust fund
  05/25/23
Same, but I'm not too aspie to realize guys *love* talking t...
citrine jap
  05/25/23
i had a couple of friends in college who really wanted to go...
french rehab
  05/25/23
You should have gotten carry out
floppy dingle berry
  05/25/23
How was the ranch?
chest-beating violet background story whorehouse
  05/25/23
what feminists did to buffalo wing breasturants was disgusti...
henna bat shit crazy mexican
  05/25/23
why would a high SV woman work there when she can make 10X a...
clear soggy sanctuary
  05/25/23
hooters chicks still have their dignity
exhilarant swollen sweet tailpipe
  05/25/23
lol
Trip sadistic black woman
  05/25/23
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vengeful fanboi locus
  05/26/23
lol she must have been pissed that you ordered off the kids'...
slap-happy flesh stage
  05/25/23
the food was gross man
Green cruise ship trust fund
  05/25/23
I thought they used to have great wings
red sandwich
  05/25/23
Hooters is by and large trash. YUGE mistake is going to o...
chrome gaping
  05/25/23
National Geographics is credited. Jet black women with their...
slap-happy flesh stage
  05/25/23
Why not just go to a strip club
chest-beating violet background story whorehouse
  05/25/23
shittier food
chrome gaping
  05/25/23
I guess it depends. The place I used to go to had excellent ...
chest-beating violet background story whorehouse
  05/26/23
um, the in the OLD days they were staffed front to back with...
twinkling impressive stead indirect expression
  05/25/23
the only thing worse than that experience is your order. chi...
Wine slimy school cafeteria
  05/25/23
Sorry your tendies and salad didn’t meet your expectat...
comical philosopher-king laser beams
  05/25/23
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red sandwich
  05/25/23
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cheese-eating useless brakes
  05/25/23
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free-loading soul-stirring shrine hissy fit
  05/25/23
Knew this would be a doodikoff thread. Really like it here
turquoise step-uncle's house
  05/25/23
In about 1999, I went to visit my cousin who lived in an apa...
Alcoholic fortuitous meteor
  05/25/23
When I was maybe 12 or 13 I went to visit some family who li...
Pearl indian lodge
  05/25/23
Did you get a boner?
Diverse Frisky Skinny Woman
  05/25/23
I don't remember I'm still processing this tbh
Pearl indian lodge
  05/25/23
Holy shit lol
red sandwich
  05/25/23
One of the more scarring experiences of my childhood
Pearl indian lodge
  05/25/23
by "scarring" im sure you mean "peak"
Trip sadistic black woman
  05/25/23
That too
Pearl indian lodge
  05/26/23
"Sure, why not, I'll go" said Uncle Bob as Aunt De...
Hilarious jet-lagged sound barrier nursing home
  05/25/23
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Pearl indian lodge
  05/26/23
Back in the 90s, you used to be able to subtly finger the wa...
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  05/25/23


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Date: May 25th, 2023 3:48 PM
Author: Green cruise ship trust fund

Should be a pretty prime location since to my knowledge its the closest one to the Hooters corporate headquarters (like a mile away).

Almost all of the waitresses were legitimately obese, my waitress was the only one who was not (cute petite latina with a giant ass hanging out).

I ordered chicken fingers and a salad.

The salad was literally several sheets of romaine lettuce barely pulled apart, with some cheese sprinkled on. Salad dressing in a little plastic cup that was not nearly enough to cover the salad. 3/10.

Chicken fingers had ok fried breading but were not cooked long enough. One of them was chewy when you bit into it. 2/10

Overall experience: 3/10

Kind of depressing, I remember the old days when there were always at least a couple cuties working there and the food (while never great) was passable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46354930)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:48 PM
Author: cheese-eating useless brakes

What wa$ the bill?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356316)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 10:28 PM
Author: Diverse Frisky Skinny Woman

Top poasting faggit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356434)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 10:45 PM
Author: cheese-eating useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356477)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 10:51 PM
Author: Diverse Frisky Skinny Woman

You said you top poast to call out bitch OPs.

You think Doodikoff is a bitch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356492)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 11:48 PM
Author: Green cruise ship trust fund

sweet tea + side salad + 4 piece chicken nugs == $20 before tip

egregiously expensive too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356682)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:49 PM
Author: stirring public bath

I don't take critiques from "men" who order chicken fingers with a salad as their meal. HTFH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356324)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 3:54 PM
Author: concupiscible gold resort windowlicker

50 year old boomer ordering a salad from Hooters tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46354947)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:20 PM
Author: cerebral location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355700)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: mustard maniacal dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356531)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 3:55 PM
Author: Cocky meetinghouse

Hooters has fallen off but your order sucks. Gotta go for the wings and fries, the only things they do well. Plus the draft beer which is always like 34 degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46354954)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: Outnumbered galvanic hairy legs plaza

several nigga sheets of romaine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46354959)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 3:57 PM
Author: Fracture in the Maidenhead (gunneratttt)

i remember their wings being so good. i'd like to go back for them. need to go with some bro. don't wanna go to hooters solo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46354964)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: Adventurous toaster lodge

Never been in a Hooters. The appeal is kind of lost on me. It is not like I can whip out my schlong and start whacking away because some bimbo in shorts and a tight shirt is serving me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46354983)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Green cruise ship trust fund

not going to lie, my latina waitress was petite with long skinny legs, but her ass (which was fully bare and hanging out) was huge. It was kind of a marvel to behold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46354994)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:27 PM
Author: citrine jap

Same, but I'm not too aspie to realize guys *love* talking to hot chicks even when said women are only interested in their tips....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355109)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: french rehab

i had a couple of friends in college who really wanted to go ended up going on 3-4 different occasions. its just a really bad version of a strip club. didn't care for it, found it more awkward than anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355265)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:05 PM
Author: floppy dingle berry

You should have gotten carry out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355020)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:41 PM
Author: chest-beating violet background story whorehouse

How was the ranch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355164)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:47 PM
Author: henna bat shit crazy mexican

what feminists did to buffalo wing breasturants was disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355197)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: clear soggy sanctuary

why would a high SV woman work there when she can make 10X as much online?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355208)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:55 PM
Author: exhilarant swollen sweet tailpipe

hooters chicks still have their dignity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355225)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:07 PM
Author: Trip sadistic black woman

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355661)



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Date: May 26th, 2023 11:10 AM
Author: vengeful fanboi locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46357852)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:53 PM
Author: slap-happy flesh stage

lol she must have been pissed that you ordered off the kids' menu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355220)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: Green cruise ship trust fund

the food was gross man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355227)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: red sandwich

I thought they used to have great wings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355229)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 5:14 PM
Author: chrome gaping

Hooters is by and large trash.

YUGE mistake is going to one in or near a major city.

I discovered the one worth going to anywhere near me and it was like an oasis.

My order is blackened caesar salad, naked wings with jerk rub, and fries with cheese.

Twin Peaks is a better breastaurant. Tilted Kilt used to be 18000 around me, but they went down the tubes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355298)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 6:38 PM
Author: slap-happy flesh stage

National Geographics is credited. Jet black women with their tits fully exposed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355551)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: chest-beating violet background story whorehouse

Why not just go to a strip club

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355652)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:17 PM
Author: chrome gaping

shittier food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356171)



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Date: May 26th, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: chest-beating violet background story whorehouse

I guess it depends. The place I used to go to had excellent bar food. As a teenager we'd order take out and then walk in to get the food. Always tried to go sit down and eat but they'd kick us out within 5 mins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46358872)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 6:42 PM
Author: twinkling impressive stead indirect expression

um, the in the OLD days they were staffed front to back with 8.5+ or better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355573)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:06 PM
Author: Wine slimy school cafeteria

the only thing worse than that experience is your order. chicken fingers and salad wtf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355657)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:48 PM
Author: comical philosopher-king laser beams

Sorry your tendies and salad didn’t meet your expectation bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355855)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:03 PM
Author: red sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356125)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:42 PM
Author: cheese-eating useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356288)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:50 PM
Author: free-loading soul-stirring shrine hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356326)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:49 PM
Author: turquoise step-uncle's house

Knew this would be a doodikoff thread. Really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355858)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:06 PM
Author: Alcoholic fortuitous meteor

In about 1999, I went to visit my cousin who lived in an apartment in Toledo, Ohio. He took me to Hooters. It was the first time I had ever been. I remember it was a blast.

I remember that night, back at the apartment, we all watched Scream 2 together, which he had rented on VHS.

Those were better times.

I like Ohio. I have had good times there.

Toledo, Sandusky, Cleveland, Cincinnati.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356134)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:22 PM
Author: Pearl indian lodge

When I was maybe 12 or 13 I went to visit some family who lived far away and I saw rarely. My cousin, who was definitely the hot cousin, worked as a waitress at Hooters and for some reason everyone agreed it would be a good idea to go there while she was working so she could wait on our table.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356191)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:23 PM
Author: Diverse Frisky Skinny Woman

Did you get a boner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356195)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:25 PM
Author: Pearl indian lodge

I don't remember I'm still processing this tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356201)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:41 PM
Author: red sandwich

Holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356279)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:43 PM
Author: Pearl indian lodge

One of the more scarring experiences of my childhood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356291)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 10:58 PM
Author: Trip sadistic black woman

by "scarring" im sure you mean "peak"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356520)



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Date: May 26th, 2023 12:14 AM
Author: Pearl indian lodge

That too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356756)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: Hilarious jet-lagged sound barrier nursing home

"Sure, why not, I'll go" said Uncle Bob as Aunt Deborah looked on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356528)



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Date: May 26th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: Pearl indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356757)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:40 PM
Author: Swashbuckling canary national tattoo

Back in the 90s, you used to be able to subtly finger the waitresses when they were bringing you your orders. There wasn't anything forced or nonconsensual about this--they openly encouraged you to subtly finger them and they even named a daily special "The Tuna Fish Special" as a way for interested customers to signal their desire to finger the waitress. As the 90s slowly unwound and advanced into the tumultuous 00s, this tradition at Hooters was gradually done away with, first in the farthest outposts of the Hooters Empire and then gradually nearer and nearer into the interior region of its Reign of Restaurants until finally, circa 2008 as the Financial Crisis was at its peak the Hooters HQ in Pennsylvania from which the entire font of the breastaurant industry began discontinued the practice, ending it on a cold, windy day in October with a final extended fingering ceremony to which all in the community and among the Hooters loyalists around the country were invited to attend and participate in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356277)