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Nick Rowley closing argument in STARBUCKS trial

https://youtu.be/E3UUlRkuJXw?si=vjAkQHhiDsFSCKTJ
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"Now imagine that penis was white."
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brentrambo
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Faggottini
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Epistemic Humility
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180 as fuck would love to see the cross he's referring to...
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  03/19/25
Sounds like Starbucks and their lawyers really messed up by ...
Nazca Redlines
  03/19/25
wonder how this happens. is it groupthink -- some execs/lawy...
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  03/19/25
Probably both. Starbucks probably sees dozens of 6 or 7 figu...
Nazca Redlines
  03/19/25
In reality the employee may have, hypothetically, handed the...
backroom poasting couch
  03/19/25
There's video, imho the handoff occurs just fine, he sets th...
Risten
  03/19/25
why can't CSLG tell us what the dispute was
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no the defense expert said the cup wasn't fully into the car...
chandler (retired)
  03/19/25
how? causation? is there any video from inside the store?...
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i believe they made 3 liability arguments even though the cu...
chandler (retired)
  03/19/25
>We have no idea what the material facts are and never wi...
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CSLG is a slip and trip shitlawyer. He has clients who get i...
backroom poasting couch
  03/19/25
Have you seen the video? There are 3 cups in the carrier. Tw...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  03/19/25
"he said, she said" accounts for many cases. all b...
Cumbutt
  03/19/25
It was all flame before video replay. Remember when the NFL ...
backroom poasting couch
  03/19/25
There's video from the interior of the drive through, you ca...
Risten
  03/19/25
torts existed before video. anyway, anti-pi people are a...
Cumbutt
  03/19/25
Starbucks did nothing wrong. The plaintiff can still get dis...
backroom poasting couch
  03/19/25
great response. however under us law and confirmed by 12 una...
Cumbutt
  03/19/25
is there rly 12 ppl behidn that unanimous? how could they ag...
VoteRepublican
  03/19/25
If you have ever served on a CA jury you'd know just how pai...
backroom poasting couch
  03/19/25
every jury is retarded. most people are retarded.
Cumbutt
  03/19/25
Strict liability
Gay Grandpa
  03/19/25
Flame? I wouldn't have thought a hot drink spill was strict ...
Nazca Redlines
  03/19/25
Flame? CA is a strict liability state (I am a construction w...
Gay Grandpa
  03/19/25
holy shit that guy seems like a fag
Covid was a Hoax
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cock of michael obama
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Faggottini
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richard clock
  03/19/25
how they decide #? the jury?
VoteRepublican
  03/19/25
Wtf he's a badass
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  03/19/25
In both my the verdicts on my huge cases, 37 and 50 million,...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  03/19/25
see my Q above -- how does this retardation happen: https://...
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It's a few things. The defense lawyers probably want to bill...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  03/19/25
ty. solid insight. it all makes sense. does it also make ...
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chandler (retired)
  03/19/25
I'm having dinner with Nick next week to celebrate.
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  03/19/25
what restaurant and who pays? now is the time to commissi...
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I'm buying. We are getting sushi. Although he offered to let...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
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CSLG & nick posing in front of karma's a bitch sign at s...
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what are the odds this on-its-face ridiciulous jewscam verdi...
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who do non-lawmos think jury fact findings easily get reduce...
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many xo poasters are biased against cslg and perhaps more ar...
Cumbutt
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all cr, but similar sentiment was in the nypoast comments th...
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cr but how many legal issues are normies generally right abo...
Cumbutt
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lots of states have damages caps + SCOTUS rule on punitive d...
N904PD
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What would the award be reduced on the basis of? He lost the...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  03/19/25
that he was an illegal mud creature making $4/hour and his p...
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wow
cock of michael obama
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Faggottini
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He should pay Starbucks for that
Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire
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I could do a better job for one-tenth of the fee. Email me b...
Jason Genova
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THAT'S a shitlaw trial GOAT? lol I could do that and I'm an ...
Risten
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True charisma in this case seems to require just the perfect...
Gay Grandpa
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WOw how can someone learn how to do that
VoteRepublican
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grow up prole and with middling iq
Cumbutt
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Jury was composed of 12 AZNgirls
AZNgirl demanding 1000% Tariff on AZNmale Embryos
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9 women and 3 men. Foreman was Asian.
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
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i really think "good trial lawyers" is just shit, ...
AZNgirl demanding 1000% Tariff on AZNmale Embryos
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i could see basically any decent looking male or female from...
Covid was a Hoax
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just from what ive seen in CA a lot of the "trial lawye...
AZNgirl demanding 1000% Tariff on AZNmale Embryos
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it's a very particular skill.
richard clock
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like with all law getting clients is a skill. theres a reaso...
Covid was a Hoax
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rowley is the father of 11 children: https://voyagedenver.co...
cock of michael obama
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what would this guy's life had been valued at if he died? li...
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cock of michael obama
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the us is getting really kooky with money/valuations and it ...
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is living with a burned penis worse than dying?
VoteRepublican
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if someone put a gun to your head and said i will kill you o...
mike pence
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Fortuitous beverage spill and subsequent machinegunning tp
Risten
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"The Prole Whisperer" (2025)
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cock of michael obama
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How do juries decide? Do 2 people on the jury emerge as very...
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The bit of quavering in his voice is 180 and I'll bet it's a...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
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Rowley is such a character lol... over a decade ago my buddy...
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chandler (retired)
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we need more LA shitlaw war stories on xo. keep up this line...
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during that trial Nick came into the courtroom in front of t...
lonely shrew liking leadership quotes on linkedin
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My cousin had a parking lot case against Costco or some big ...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
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this is a story told in many podcasts, i think he got the ca...
chandler (retired)
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do CAALA confs in vegas consist of models & bottles &...
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CAALA is mostly the same 5-7 referral attorneys who try case...
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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::..,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::,.


https://youtu.be/E3UUlRkuJXw?si=vjAkQHhiDsFSCKTJ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48761938)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:12 AM
Author: Judas Jones

"Now imagine that penis was white."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48761945)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:12 AM
Author: brentrambo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48761946)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Faggottini



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48761981)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:25 AM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48761984)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762041)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Epistemic Humility



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762944)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:13 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


180 as fuck

would love to see the cross he's referring to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48761949)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Nazca Redlines

Sounds like Starbucks and their lawyers really messed up by not accepting some liability and saying there was 50/50 contributory negligence and much lower damages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762002)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


wonder how this happens. is it groupthink -- some execs/lawyers all convince each other they can win on liability, and nobody is afraid to speak up?

or is it just better for business to never admit fault and then just pay up if you're unlucky and get hosed by a jury? in other words, the trump never admit fault strategy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762039)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

Probably both. Starbucks probably sees dozens of 6 or 7 figure demand letters for every one that would go to trial and win that much or more.

Once this one got to trial, they should have changed their tune. Rowley's point about Starbucks saying it's policy is it doesn't matter what happens after they hand a customer the drink was either a lie by Rowley (that the defense should have objected to) or a huge misstep by Starbucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762193)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: backroom poasting couch

In reality the employee may have, hypothetically, handed the guy the drinks entirely correctly and once he possessed them spilled the hot drink on himself on his own accord. It's not like the NFL, there's no video replay of whether the runner had possession before the ball came out. Unless they have video evidence of the employee handing him the thing without pressing it all the way in, it's a he-said she-said.

Now imagine Starbucks being like yeah once we pass off our drinks to the customer even if an hour later they reheat it on the stove and burn themselves doing something stupid, it's on us!

We have no idea what the material facts are and never will. Some guy spilled a hot drink on himself and it happened at a Starbucks location. Sucks for Starbucks, they were going down no matter what. But I can see some lawyers shrugging and going how the fuck is this our fault.

It's the job of Rowley types to nail these guys to the cross because it's financially beneficial to them to do so. They get paid enormous sums to make Fortune 500 companies look bad. That's all it is, it's just a game to these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762298)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Risten

There's video, imho the handoff occurs just fine, he sets the container on his lap, then it jostles and spills. From the closing, it sounds like the whole dispute is whether the employee fully bone-pressed the drink into the carrier, and but for her negligent shitty half-press, his cock wouldn't have burned to a crisp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762317)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


why can't CSLG tell us what the dispute was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762328)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

no the defense expert said the cup wasn't fully into the carrier and still denied liability.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762356)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


how? causation?

is there any video from inside the store?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762360)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

i believe they made 3 liability arguments even though the cup wasnt pushed in.

1. his dog did it.

2. his bicep knocked the drinks over

3. he only grabbed the carrier with 1 hand causing the drink to fall over



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762690)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


>We have no idea what the material facts are and never will.

what a shame we're not on the most prestigious legal bort in the world where the plaintiff's lead counsel literally megapoasts and could provide us with the material facts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762325)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: backroom poasting couch

CSLG is a slip and trip shitlawyer. He has clients who get in multiple six figure payout accidents every year. Somehow these innocent Latinas keep running into Porsches and Ferraris in Beverly Hills. Happens all the time! There isn't a shred of honor in this profession. But the money is real so people keep doing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762364)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

Have you seen the video? There are 3 cups in the carrier. Two are pushed in and one is not. If you just rest a cup on the top of a carrier it has no stability and the second he grabbed it and moved it, it fell over. If you watch the video the other two cups never fall or move at all. Defense's own expert in her reconstruction had the cup sitting on the carrier instead of being pushed in. On top of that they tried to blame his dog, but you can see in the video the dog is nowhere near him. That's what is crazy about this case. It's all on video and there is no doubt as to what happened. Jury was PISSED that this defense was so frivilous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762745)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Cumbutt (gunneratttt)

"he said, she said" accounts for many cases. all before the advent of video recording.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762378)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: backroom poasting couch

It was all flame before video replay. Remember when the NFL reinstated Ray Rice and swept the whole thing under the rug and then the video came out and he never played again.

If we had a vid where the plaintiff spilled that shit on himself it would be immediately dismissed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762414)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Risten

There's video from the interior of the drive through, you can see the barista complete the handoff. Perhaps the issue is that the burnmo did not complete a football play before the drink came loose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762425)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Cumbutt (gunneratttt)

torts existed before video.

anyway, anti-pi people are always upset about this kind of stuff, but who *should* bare responsibility? every business has liability risk and they can (and do) price that into their expenses. and for starbucks it's a rounding error.

isn't is socially optimal for the business, who is profiting from something with a known liability risk (every business), to bare the cost? or would you rather this poor sap be bankrupt + have a broken dick + the government picks up the tab and the cost is borne by all of us?

and before you say "yeah well $50m is excessive!" cslg said they would have settled for far less and without shit like this people would be even *more* ravaged by rapacious gc. i can't believe people side with gc starbucks charging $8 for a nickles worth of coffee and corn syrup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762447)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: backroom poasting couch

Starbucks did nothing wrong. The plaintiff can still get disability.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762504)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Cumbutt (gunneratttt)

great response. however under us law and confirmed by 12 unanimous jurors they did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762519)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: VoteRepublican (A true Chad!! where's your gf/wifew?)

is there rly 12 ppl behidn that unanimous? how could they agree to that reasonably. is not 30 million > 20 avg americans lives?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762528)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: backroom poasting couch

If you have ever served on a CA jury you'd know just how painfully retarded these people are. These are the people who saw OJs blood and DNA all over the crime scene and said NOPE HE DIDN'T DO IT. Lmfao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762532)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Cumbutt (gunneratttt)

every jury is retarded. most people are retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762663)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Gay Grandpa

Strict liability

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762121)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

Flame? I wouldn't have thought a hot drink spill was strict liability.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762178)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Gay Grandpa

Flame? CA is a strict liability state (I am a construction worker not a lawyer so I might be missing something)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762320)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

holy shit that guy seems like a fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762008)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: cock of michael obama



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762027)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Faggottini



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762045)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: richard clock



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762072)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: VoteRepublican (A true Chad!! where's your gf/wifew?)

how they decide #? the jury?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762078)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

Wtf he's a badass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762612)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

In both my the verdicts on my huge cases, 37 and 50 million, the defense denied obviously clear liability. It was such a dumb strategy. In both cases they also tried to blame medical conditions on irrelevant things. They should have just fallen on the sword, admitted fault, and asked for a few million. Would have had a much better chance. But instead, they deny liability, and blame stupid shit, and piss of the jury for wasting everyone's time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762076)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


see my Q above -- how does this retardation happen: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&mc=16&forum_id=2#48762039

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762084)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

It's a few things. The defense lawyers probably want to bill a lot and lie to the client about their chances of winning. My guess is the defense firm made mid 6 to 7 figures on this case in fees. The other thing is that a company like this gets sued thousands of times per year. If they fight on them all and once in a while a big one hits, they still make more money. I just don't think they ever expected it to hit this hard. Defense lawyers and corporations have no idea how to value a case and don't understand that juries will award huge amounts of money in cases like this. I imagine they thought worst case scenario prior to trial was 5 million or less. But all of this is speculation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762117)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


ty. solid insight. it all makes sense.

does it also make sense from a business standpoint just to do a trump never admit fault, and home the public will blame juries even in cases like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762128)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762187)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

I'm having dinner with Nick next week to celebrate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762079)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


what restaurant and who pays?

now is the time to commission a sefer torah. you're jewish, my man! do it!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762089)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

I'm buying. We are getting sushi. Although he offered to let me stay at his compound in Costa Rica, Montana, and Spain with my family any time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762174)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


CSLG & nick posing in front of karma's a bitch sign at sushi bar with middle fingers, sending pic to sbux execs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762344)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,.


what are the odds this on-its-face ridiciulous jewscam verdict gets overturned or reduced by 95% on appeal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762092)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:49 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


who do non-lawmos think jury fact findings easily get reduced on appeal, and have no clue about appellate standards of review?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762105)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Cumbutt (gunneratttt)

many xo poasters are biased against cslg and perhaps more are just misanthropes that take a cynical view of everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762390)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


all cr, but similar sentiment was in the nypoast comments that i poasted. normie bootlickers have high confidence in the appellate process to sort out jury overreach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762404)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Cumbutt (gunneratttt)

cr but how many legal issues are normies generally right about? the whole reason we have a job is because these retards are retarded,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762416)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: N904PD

lots of states have damages caps + SCOTUS rule on punitive damages, obviously not in play here, but not uncommon for the amount itself to be easily reduced

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762489)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

What would the award be reduced on the basis of? He lost the use of his penis at 25 years old. It's not unreasonable that someone could get 10s of millions for that. 3 of the jurors wanted to give 125 million and were out voted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762169)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,.


that he was an illegal mud creature making $4/hour and his penis was worth about 42 cents?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762188)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: cock of michael obama

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762555)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Faggottini



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762678)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire (Safari)

He should pay Starbucks for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762691)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Jason Genova

I could do a better job for one-tenth of the fee. Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762123)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Risten

THAT'S a shitlaw trial GOAT? lol I could do that and I'm an autistic retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762146)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: Gay Grandpa

True charisma in this case seems to require just the perfect blend of smart and stupid that this guy lucked into. Too smart and jurors just feel inferior and won't buy what you're saying. Be a little dumb, come off slightly retarded at times, and they see themselves in you. Nick is just the right IQ for this.

I am 100% positive that CSLG would blow the fuck out of Nick on an IQ test (all aspects) and has way more IRL charisma. But Nick has the courtroom on lockdown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762151)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: VoteRepublican (A true Chad!! where's your gf/wifew?)

WOw how can someone learn how to do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762196)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Cumbutt (gunneratttt)

grow up prole and with middling iq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762394)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: AZNgirl demanding 1000% Tariff on AZNmale Embryos

Jury was composed of 12 AZNgirls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762155)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

9 women and 3 men. Foreman was Asian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762171)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: AZNgirl demanding 1000% Tariff on AZNmale Embryos

i really think "good trial lawyers" is just shit, i know of a bitch who barely speaks engrish who's made millions in jury verdicts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762162)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

i could see basically any decent looking male or female from any ethnicity doing well with it. the guy in the op just looks like a doofus faking a southern accent.

edit a folksy midwestern accent not southern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762185)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:10 PM
Author: AZNgirl demanding 1000% Tariff on AZNmale Embryos

just from what ive seen in CA a lot of the "trial lawyers" are just ppl from really shitty random backgrounds, like there's some PHARMA PI shady faggot who's like armenian or persian in LA and he went to like some TTT and looks like a dweeb but he's made tons of money

it prob maeks sense cause juries are full of retards and niggas so if u are one they can relate to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762200)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: richard clock

it's a very particular skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762211)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

like with all law getting clients is a skill. theres a reason why cslg doesnt do his own trial work he knows the jurors would gasp in horror and rule against his client. the trial stuff is adderall and common sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762601)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: cock of michael obama

rowley is the father of 11 children: https://voyagedenver.com/interview/check-out-nicholas-rowleys-story/

kooky guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762182)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: mike pence

what would this guy's life had been valued at if he died? like $5 million max? weird that his cock is somehow worth 50M. starbucks policy should be to machinegun anyone who spills their beverage at the drive thru to avoid excessive liability.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762203)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: cock of michael obama



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762206)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

the us is getting really kooky with money/valuations and it should scare the fuck out of poor people and wagecucks "upper middle class people" and even very rich people. see eg, nfl qbs just getting 50mm for no reason, even mark cuban who has to have a lot of sway in the mavericks even though hes not a majority owner said "nah" to luka doncic because they dont want to pay him like 70mm/yr to do nothing in a few years. its all complete bullshit and if you dont find it terrifying youre a moron. the reality is people in the us are shifting around record amounts of money like its nothing to generate fees fines and taxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762229)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: ;..........,,,...,,.;.,,...,,,;.;.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762567)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: VoteRepublican (A true Chad!! where's your gf/wifew?)

is living with a burned penis worse than dying?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762231)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: mike pence

if someone put a gun to your head and said i will kill you or im gonna burn your penis, choose one, almost everyone would choose the penis burn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762252)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: Risten

Fortuitous beverage spill and subsequent machinegunning tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762304)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: David Poaster Wallace

"The Prole Whisperer" (2025)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762233)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: cock of michael obama



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762245)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: ''"'''"''"'

How do juries decide? Do 2 people on the jury emerge as very vocal voices and lead everyone else to a conclusion/amount?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762517)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

The bit of quavering in his voice is 180 and I'll bet it's affected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762617)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: lonely shrew liking leadership quotes on linkedin

Rowley is such a character lol... over a decade ago my buddy and I were trying our first PI case in LASC and we were in the hallway and I bump into Rowley and let him know what's going on, just shooting the shit.

It was a BS low value case. I tell him we're about to do closings and he goes "let me do it." lmao. he was ready to come do a closing argument on a BS fender bender low value claim because he genuinely wants to fuck insurance companies and create chaos.

my buddy didn't let him do it which I always regretted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762697)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762714)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


we need more LA shitlaw war stories on xo. keep up this line of content

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762736)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 3:10 PM
Author: lonely shrew liking leadership quotes on linkedin

during that trial Nick came into the courtroom in front of the jury, shakes our hands and the judge stands up and says it was an "honor" to have Nick visit the courtroom. dude has an aura.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762806)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

My cousin had a parking lot case against Costco or some big box store and his wife was super sick right before trial, so he couldn't do it. He called Nick the day before trial and Nick went to court, tried the case in 3 days and got like a 2 or 3 million dollar verdict on a garbage case for him. Was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762737)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

this is a story told in many podcasts, i think he got the case at 8 pm the night before trial and Costco refused to offer a single penny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762748)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


do CAALA confs in vegas consist of models & bottles & exchanging nick rowley stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762756)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: lonely shrew liking leadership quotes on linkedin

CAALA is mostly the same 5-7 referral attorneys who try cases and like to tell everybody it's too difficult / expensive for anyone but them to do it. It's advertising for the people who run CAALA, a few of whom are total fucking snakes. But yes there are bottles, some models but mostly ugly lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762800)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5696544&forum_id=2#48762794)