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Most annoying thing about RIFs

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use t...
Boyish slippery coffee pot faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
The other thing is that many people assume that if only they...
deranged soggy rehab friendly grandma
  06/30/25
100%
Boyish slippery coffee pot faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly dep...
deranged soggy rehab friendly grandma
  06/30/25
For me it was when they were going to announce the success o...
alcoholic mentally impaired kitchen headpube
  06/30/25
same here. his is my... 15th one?
Boyish slippery coffee pot faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
cr
appetizing rigpig fat ankles
  06/30/25
many whites saying this
contagious jade station
  06/30/25
In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and...
provocative rusted menage old irish cottage
  06/30/25
(George Clooney)
histrionic home
  06/30/25
...
provocative rusted menage old irish cottage
  06/30/25
Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.
passionate nubile wagecucks step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
?
Boyish slippery coffee pot faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
LMAO
appetizing rigpig fat ankles
  06/30/25
🧐
bat-shit-crazy selfie
  06/30/25
80% of employees are worthless at best. also, lol at this ...
maize tanning salon
  06/30/25
TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime le...
Pearly Mexican
  06/30/25
link?
Boyish slippery coffee pot faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&...
maize tanning salon
  06/30/25
nonresponsive
Boyish slippery coffee pot faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings wi...
appetizing rigpig fat ankles
  06/30/25
The the justification to employees is that we need to rights...
Boyish slippery coffee pot faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
Go back to your home country then
indigo marvelous brunch
  06/30/25
OP is a white guy Although I think he's an honorary Thai...
aromatic drunken karate circlehead
  06/30/25
thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore
Boyish slippery coffee pot faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assem...
aromatic drunken karate circlehead
  06/30/25
I got 3 kids now. All with the wife. I would go back to ...
Boyish slippery coffee pot faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
have you given up your pussy mongering days?
aromatic drunken karate circlehead
  06/30/25
yes
Boyish slippery coffee pot faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
good for you. what led to the change? youre not even int...
aromatic drunken karate circlehead
  07/01/25
i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had ...
Boyish slippery coffee pot faggot firefighter
  07/01/25
Are you an HR Man
indigo marvelous brunch
  06/30/25
no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just g...
Boyish slippery coffee pot faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?
histrionic home
  06/30/25
yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?
Boyish slippery coffee pot faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))
histrionic home
  06/30/25
B46*
Boyish slippery coffee pot faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at
histrionic home
  06/30/25
actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you chang...
Boyish slippery coffee pot faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
(guy who def went to law school)
black thriller hell
  06/30/25
That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. ...
histrionic home
  06/30/25
the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag ...
black thriller hell
  06/30/25
how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs i...
Boyish slippery coffee pot faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have...
black thriller hell
  06/30/25
jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its ...
Boyish slippery coffee pot faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to h...
indigo marvelous brunch
  06/30/25
tcr
deranged soggy rehab friendly grandma
  06/30/25
Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's ...
provocative rusted menage old irish cottage
  06/30/25
Setstein, do you know who talks like that?
deranged soggy rehab friendly grandma
  06/30/25
Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would...
Adventurous Skinny Woman State
  06/30/25
Nahgunawerkhearaneemor
histrionic home
  06/30/25
this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl
bat-shit-crazy selfie
  06/30/25
😏
indigo marvelous brunch
  06/30/25
I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this...
deranged soggy rehab friendly grandma
  06/30/25
*farts cum*
Haunting prole
  06/30/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Boyish slippery coffee pot faggot firefighter

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use these people to move the process along.

Also they get zero warning and one day are done and maybe get 1 more paycheck as severance for signing a waiver.

lol @ corporate bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060671)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: deranged soggy rehab friendly grandma

The other thing is that many people assume that if only they did whatever (some stupid conference or managed some project better) that they would have survived the RIF. In most cases there's a cost savings target and they just go down an org chart. Sometimes entire groups get cut and the work gets sent to a BPO vendor in India. In most cases nothing these people did or didn't do mattered at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060683)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Boyish slippery coffee pot faggot firefighter

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060693)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: deranged soggy rehab friendly grandma

By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly depressing. I basically went from "omg, free market capitalism is the best thing ever" to "Euro style employment laws are probably tcr and this absolutely shouldn't be allowed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060742)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: alcoholic mentally impaired kitchen headpube

For me it was when they were going to announce the success of a big project and then a regional VP told the corporate communications ppl to tone it down so people wouldn't expect bonuses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Boyish slippery coffee pot faggot firefighter

same here. his is my... 15th one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060778)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: appetizing rigpig fat ankles

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060873)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: contagious jade station

many whites saying this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060993)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: provocative rusted menage old irish cottage

In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and they can leave "blamelessly". You're often doing them a favor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060748)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: histrionic home

(George Clooney)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060891)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: provocative rusted menage old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061185)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: passionate nubile wagecucks step-uncle's house

Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060754)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Boyish slippery coffee pot faggot firefighter

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060780)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: appetizing rigpig fat ankles

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060874)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy selfie

🧐

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061321)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: maize tanning salon

80% of employees are worthless at best.

also, lol at this sad humblebrag poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Pearly Mexican

TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime lender in ARE country makes him a captain of industry big shot, it’s lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060793)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Boyish slippery coffee pot faggot firefighter

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060871)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: maize tanning salon

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060940)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Boyish slippery coffee pot faggot firefighter

nonresponsive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060965)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: appetizing rigpig fat ankles

It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings with execs, there isn't a shred of humanity in the room. Everyone outside of their immediate purview is just a number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060881)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Boyish slippery coffee pot faggot firefighter

The the justification to employees is that we need to rightsize the company in order to get the "financials in order for stability." But its 100% about hitting certain EBITDA targets for the PE firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060887)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: indigo marvelous brunch

Go back to your home country then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060900)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: aromatic drunken karate circlehead

OP is a white guy

Although I think he's an honorary Thai at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060948)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Boyish slippery coffee pot faggot firefighter

thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060967)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: aromatic drunken karate circlehead

youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assembling a baby momma Harem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060988)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Boyish slippery coffee pot faggot firefighter

I got 3 kids now. All with the wife.

I would go back to TH for vacation or retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060990)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: aromatic drunken karate circlehead

have you given up your pussy mongering days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061931)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Boyish slippery coffee pot faggot firefighter

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49062159)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: aromatic drunken karate circlehead

good for you. what led to the change?

youre not even into swinging or whatever, thats a big scene here in the States

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49062758)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Boyish slippery coffee pot faggot firefighter

i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had the time with 3 kids under age 5 and when my wife was pregnant, i didnt want to fuck others and fuck her for health reasons.

i am hoping i can get back into a lil bit of fun in the next year or so but no rush. hanging out with my kids is #1 for me



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49062768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: indigo marvelous brunch

Are you an HR Man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060898)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Boyish slippery coffee pot faggot firefighter

no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just gets the docs ready and makes a nice message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060911)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: histrionic home

Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060915)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Boyish slippery coffee pot faggot firefighter

yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060917)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: histrionic home

=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060928)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Boyish slippery coffee pot faggot firefighter

B46*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060944)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: histrionic home

Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060949)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Boyish slippery coffee pot faggot firefighter

actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you change things to exclude in the sumif rather than subtract from it.

subtraction is TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060951)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: black thriller hell

(guy who def went to law school)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060962)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: histrionic home

That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. I'm a liberal artist BTW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061273)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: black thriller hell

the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag about being on the clooney side of the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060957)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Boyish slippery coffee pot faggot firefighter

how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs is high up? jfc this is the lowest/dumbest part of my job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060963)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: black thriller hell

you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have to get in knife fights with our TDS board and in some cases discuss with congress to get them to stop being fuckheads about this stuff. end off the day fuckheads will be fuckheads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060975)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Boyish slippery coffee pot faggot firefighter

jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its actually an embarrassing part of my job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49060976)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: indigo marvelous brunch

paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to his home country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061014)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: deranged soggy rehab friendly grandma

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49062047)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: provocative rusted menage old irish cottage

Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's all shit. RIF them all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: deranged soggy rehab friendly grandma

Setstein, do you know who talks like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49062048)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Adventurous Skinny Woman State

Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would benefit from a job rotation. All of the direct managers were nodding. And then the VP said rotate outside the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061209)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: histrionic home

Nahgunawerkhearaneemor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061315)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy selfie

this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061324)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: indigo marvelous brunch

😏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061397)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:34 PM
Author: deranged soggy rehab friendly grandma

I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061583)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Haunting prole

*farts cum*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2#49061936)